While Clarke’s departure from Twitter is lamentable, physicists will still be able to chart her location during solar eclipses by using high powered telescopes to observe how light bends around her giant, unloveable body.
Chalk up another victory for Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity and Fat, Disgusting Elizabeth Clarke. Godspeed, land whale 🐳.
Serious question. Why do people keep putting faggy emojis after the word? I read the word whale, I don't need a cutesy little picture of a whale too. The internet gets more retarded every day.
Serious answer. I dunno, usually I would want to pummel someone for that, but when I typed the word “whale” it popped up and my retarded, adolescent brain took over and said “cute!”. Plus it reminds me of Fatrick and he’s the reason for the season.
No bullshit though, I wish I could tell you. I’m not motherfucking you, I would tell you if I did. Honest Injun 🇮🇳
This has been my number one internet pet peeve for so long. I fucking when adults feel the need to include pictographic aid in a sentence. I can read, stupid.
If you're talking to me, I just googled "lizclarkewrites" to see what she was up to, she's one of my favorite writers, bt someone had apparently reported her for violating the rules. Being that she was such a pretty little psycho, her psychosis probably drove her to commit some sort of crime. I pity her.
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1 literalotherkin 2019-04-13
All those Nazi scummmbagggs who run Twitter have really motherfucked poor Liz.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-04-13
She looks like she sounds like Barney Gumble
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-13
Barney's movie is literally my life.
"Don't cry for me; I'm already dead."
1 Johnny_Analbeads 2019-04-13
"Private companies can ban whoever they want, they're not the government, child."
"I think social media has been taken over by Nazis ever since they banned me."
1 racemic_mixture 2019-04-13
Also:
"Orange man and his government are evil, fuck the government!"
"I was made fun of, government please help me! More laws!"
1 ILoveNiggers_ 2019-04-13
She also deleted that selfie showing his pretty and psychotic she is. Wonder why?
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-13
And “little”
1 ILoveNiggers_ 2019-04-13
I couldn’t bring myself to write that about her even in jest.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-13
I know what you mean. She's clearly suffering. Nevertheless she shit on us and so shall be that upon. So it is written, so it shall be done.
1 ILoveNiggers_ 2019-04-13
Also she looks like a mentally ill monster man “transitioning.”
1 tooth_repair 2019-04-13
Pls describe vividly, cannot find any pics
1 ILoveNiggers_ 2019-04-13
Apologies in advance.
1 tooth_repair 2019-04-13
Oh fuck. I wasn’t ready for that.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-04-13
While Clarke’s departure from Twitter is lamentable, physicists will still be able to chart her location during solar eclipses by using high powered telescopes to observe how light bends around her giant, unloveable body.
Chalk up another victory for Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity and Fat, Disgusting Elizabeth Clarke. Godspeed, land whale 🐳.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-13
I swear to whatever God exists, I just almost laughed myself to death. I brushed my arm against death laughing just now. It glared at me.
1 racemic_mixture 2019-04-13
Serious question. Why do people keep putting faggy emojis after the word? I read the word whale, I don't need a cutesy little picture of a whale too. The internet gets more retarded every day.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-04-13
Serious answer. I dunno, usually I would want to pummel someone for that, but when I typed the word “whale” it popped up and my retarded, adolescent brain took over and said “cute!”. Plus it reminds me of Fatrick and he’s the reason for the season.
No bullshit though, I wish I could tell you. I’m not motherfucking you, I would tell you if I did. Honest Injun 🇮🇳
1 Ziggle3406 2019-04-13
This has been my number one internet pet peeve for so long. I fucking when adults feel the need to include pictographic aid in a sentence. I can read, stupid.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-04-13
@lizclarkewrites but not @lizclarketweets
amirite?!
Did she kill her own account to live in the after-Twitterlife with her hero/god, Patrick? It makes sense if true.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-13
i hate women but why did you false flag her twitter
because she "liked" pat's instagram posts?
1 Opesterino 2019-04-13
false flag ? thermite paint ?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-13
If you're talking to me, I just googled "lizclarkewrites" to see what she was up to, she's one of my favorite writers, bt someone had apparently reported her for violating the rules. Being that she was such a pretty little psycho, her psychosis probably drove her to commit some sort of crime. I pity her.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-13
I was talking to whoever flagged it, assuming they would be in this thread, but I can see how it looked like I was talking to you.
It seems weird picking her a sub target considering she literally didn't do anything to us or anyone.
Again, I hate women and feel no empathy for her. I am merely pointing out the absurdity of this situation.
"Why would they harass you? Just because you're your brother's brother?"
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-13
Oh you didn't know? YO ASS BETTA CALL SOMEBODYYYYYY
She has shit talked us like a thousand time. Fair (and easy) game.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-13
Oh okay, yeah fair game then.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-13
Okay, don't get hot under the collar. Jeez. I was only foolin. Look- I'll lay off her, all right? Cut me some slack.
1 ILoveNiggers_ 2019-04-13
Pretty sure some other fellas had her shitcanned from Twitter before we noticed her. Most likely because she’s an obnoxious hideous monstercunt.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-13
Could be
1 Opesterino 2019-04-13
uh - oh
1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-13
Suspended 😂
1 ILoveNiggers_ 2019-04-13
Also she looks like a mentally ill monster man “transitioning.”