I won the Masters, child. What have you done with your life?

12  2019-04-13 by floppy666

15 comments

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-04-13

Oh you get a doll house and a spiffy new jacket for winning the super bowl of golf?

1  floppy666 2019-04-13

And a million bucks. Nice try with the hate though brotherman.

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-13

Perhaps more than that!

1  Osborne-Cox 2019-04-13

$1,980,000

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-13

Woods, Johnson, or Koepka. Let’s go.

1  TheToolMan 2019-04-13

I just can't pull for Koepka. Not sure what it is - maybe that he's so emotionless when he plays. I'm pulling for Tiger, Phil, or DJ.

1  floppy666 2019-04-13

I like that Koepka gives no fucks in any event that’s not a major. I thinks he’s been trying to have a personality lately but it’s really not who he is. I’m pulling for rickie and finau as well since they both seem like solid guys.

1  TheToolMan 2019-04-13

Oh yeah, Rickie for sure. I just think he's too far back at this point. There's so much talent at the top of the leaderboard.

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-13

Americans came out strong today. God damn Francisco. He is pretty fucking good and keeps getting better.

1  TheToolMan 2019-04-13

Molinari is a robot. He was the same way during the Open when he won last year. Tiger is going to have to take advantage of every opportunity to best him.

1  MoistureMop1 2019-04-13

Don't worry. Richard Flowers will be waiting to congratulate the winner. He leads the tour in strokes gained standing green side. Solid dude but always a bridesmaid.

1  lawntoilet 2019-04-13

NINETEEN-EIGHTY THOUSAND!?!?

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-13

His power levels are off the charts

1  beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-13

gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-13

Great synopsis, chum

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-13

Americans came out strong today. God damn Francisco. He is pretty fucking good and keeps getting better.