I don't know about the rest of you...
44 2019-04-13 by Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly
But I've been laughing my balls off at this Patrick shit all day and have been banned from this subreddit on 2 different accounts. This is the kind of stuff I'll be smiling about on my death bed when I think back on my life. Thanks for the mammaries
3 comments
1 Dagidugidai 2019-04-13
One day my grandchildren will sit on my lap and I will recount tales of how during my youth I would claim that an irrelevant sci fi author fucks babies, and how my comrades in arms and I laughed by being mean to a man on the internet. Then I will drink whiskey and abuse them horrifically, cuz you know, alcoholism.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-04-13
Im really bummed out that I cant share this with anyone in real life. I wish it was something I could bring up at work like sports or tv.
“Hey did you see that post last night about Joe’s wife as that serial killer hooker?”
“Yeah man that was hilarious!”
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-13
My girlfriend demanded to see my phone to see what I was laughing about. She read about 5 comments and was like wtf is this shit? Then I shoved her head in a toilet bowl