No More Posts About That Patrick Guy

0  2019-04-12 by SpaceEdge

I have no idea who this guy is and he doesn't belong on this subreddit. All posts will be deleted and locked and the original poster might receive a permanent ban.

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Instead of getting this asshole to shutdown this subreddit just make one dedicated to him.

439 comments

You have no idea who he is despite the subreddit shitting on him for months?

u/gayjohn75 is a much better moderator, just saying

The kind of retard who would moderate an O&A community makes the kind of retard who would moderate a Howard Stern community look like a NASA scientist.

I check in every day and still have no clue who he is.

I come here daily and have no idea and don't care who he is.

Months? Maybe three weeks, tops?

SpaceEdge sounds exactly like the sort of username a fat scifi author named Patrick would use

Pat being a mod would be quite the twist.

That fat nigga needs to moderate his fudge intake. Count it

No wonder he has everyone's IP!

It still would literally pale in comparison to Terry Clifford being Braun's mom. I'm still in fucking total disbelief of that.

That was the greatest reveal in the history of this sub

That was our Baby Bird

it was definitely my favorite season of this sub but the fatrick arc is looking promising

That's so fucking ridiculous I forgot about it. Fucking mind blowing.

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What are you talking about?! /u/SpaceEdge is a longstanding and well-respected member of this sub from the early years.

🖕

I fail to believe our own mod hasn’t checked his own sub in months.

No it makes sense.

Nope it totally fits this sub's MO. They randomly show up once a year and act all uppity, then disappear again.

Oh literal dmix

Everyone who Disagrees with this is Welcome Here

SpaceEdge said create another sub, so now there is one.

Everyone who Disagrees with this decision Welcome Here

SpaceEdge said create another sub, so now there is one.

"Wait why are we obsessing about Joe Cumia all of a sudden?"

“I didn’t know Ant had a brother...”

Everyone who Disagrees with this is Welcome Here

SpaceEdge said create another sub, so now there is one.

I’m Here daily deleting all these shit threads

You're deleting threads yet have no idea who he is? Useless fucking retard. Go ahead and ban me faggot

I'm here daily and I have no idea who this dumb ass is that you guys have been bashing for months now.

Then quit and give the sub to someone else. Stop crying about the burden of being an internet moderator, it's an unpaid voluntary job.

Nah it annoys people like you. Creator of the sub gave it to me and he hates the way you people use This place.

I don’t get why one of you can’t take 2 seconds and create a sub about this guy

Tell me more about all the other people that have your back and hate people like me as you get massively downvoted. I'd love more stories about individuals who think you're doing an awesome job.

I don’t Necessarily hate you. If anything I’m a fair mod I get messages from people who were banned for something dumb and I lift it. Posters hit me in PMs all the time when this place is loaded with spam, You know it’s a very small amount of posters and their alt accounts are the ones doing it.

Now answer my question. Why can’t you create a Separate sub Dealing with this guy?

If we had to create a sub for every person we don't like we'd have a hundred subreddits no one uses.

That is some very stupid logic of have going there.

If anything I’m a fair mod I get messages from people who were banned for something dumb and I lift it.

lol, fair would be not allowing or handing down dumb bans in the first place you drunken bum

Wow, you delete spam? I was unaware internet moderators had such responsibilities.

But seriously, read the room. A "fair mod" sees when their newest sticky results in their "subjects" almost universally against it, and doesn't respond with I AM A GENEROUS GOD like the bad guy in 300.

You're not special, and anybody can do this job. You grossly overestimate how much the sub needs you.

I miss braunheiser. :(

He was the best.

He was the only mod that actually submitted content to the sub and engaged with us and they got rid of him.

100%. Plus he’s Terry Clifford’s son—basically royalty in my book around here.

I think he's running another sub under an alt...but he still removes posts and judges based on ignorance and politics as well.

He's also good friends with Porsalin, it would seem. I like Braun and Porsalin, but I thought you faggots were still trying to derail the Porsalin hype train.

if /u/smecklejuice isnt Braun, I would suspect that he's at least friendly enough with him to know where he's at.

I dont think anyones trying to actively derail it, at least thats not the majority opinion. I think consensus here is he just makes bad videos and thinks he's funnier then he really is.

I assumed that most of the Pors hate was just good natured jocularity, and that everyone was pretty much cool with him.

This subreddit appreciates original content, ideally, and in the darkest hours awhile back, between the Danny Ross fiascos of ‘17, and M.gate in early ‘18, that limey poofter reinvigorated this place with his Matarese paahdcasts and animations. God dammit, for that alone he’s got hall of fame numbers. Even if you hate all his docs and everything about his very British essence, you have to give him credit for that, he’s Reggie Jackson.

To hear that he’s tight with Braun is just a bonus. This sub is bigger than any mod. It’s diverse in that you can be a Beige guy or a Porsalin guy, or both or neither so long as you’re shitting on some deserving asshole in an amusing way.

That's how I saw it as well, but I was permabanned around that time...so I know I missed some of the context.

I'd be the first to admit that he seems like the kind of bloke to frig your fanny and spunk in your knickers, but I enjoy his docs and his way with words.

Better question: why are you white knighting a public figure that you claim to not know?

I got banned by The Tool Man for jokingly linking one of his posts where he was talking about football and saying that he enjoys watching the Colts games with female announcers.

That's all I did...link to his comment where he said that. I was permabanned by him for that. I reached out to the rest of the team (back when there WAS a team) and they all said that they couldnt do anything. That account is still permabanned from here...because of that one post...and because YOU FUCKING DONT lift dumb bans.

You and Tool Man have INSISTED on being the only fucking Mods here...you have chased out the "less shitty" mods and then abandoned this sub to post in non-related bullshit subs.

Dont act like you are the only two people capable of moderating this place....dont act like you are open to other opinions....dont act like you are any help whatsoever. You're a hall monitor who enjoys his job...just like Tool Man. You guys are long past convincing the members of this sub otherwise.

Why can’t you create a Separate sub Dealing with this guy?

Because if you curated this sub to only posts about the show, you'd be mod of a barren wasteland.

Creator

If it takes 2 seconds to create a sub why do you call him that

Trying to encourage one of you to create a sub for this dude l.

It was your idea and I have the receipts

Nice I, stupid.

Pat Tomlinson CREATED this sub?

We’re through the looking glass people...

Creator of the sub gave it to me and he hates the way you people use

lol, who gives a shit?

He is the chalice holder of a sacred tradition!

Or he's the guy who is still around acting like a big shot in a subreddit he doesn't understand the humor of, for a dead radio show

exactly, i don't think anyone knows nor cares who the "creator" of this sub was or what he thinks about it

If he didn’t create it someone else would have. Probably someone with a sense of humor and better foresight than to give the sub to SoaceEdge, who has sucked since way back when he was on FBA.

How the fuck is this sub supposed to be used, you faggot? What, we supposed to talk about a radio show that’s been dead for years? One of the funniest things about this place is how the main members of O&A are now so deep in obscurity we don’t even think about them anymore.

Show me where I said only post about O&A? All I said was stop posting about this guy. Every thread is about him.

<Every thread is about him.

who fucking cares! we're bashing him because it's fun and we go through phases so in a few weeks we may even forget about him. just let us have our fun instead of ruining the bit and making everybody hate you.

Except they're not all about him, he posts about the subreddit and the subreddit responds in kind. He posts more, there's more replies.

And frankly, who would give a fuck if every single post was?

Are you going to tell me that hundreds of hours of OnA ripping on authors and celebrities, other hosts and other people who also had nothing to do with OnA except coming in their cross hairs, and turning the exact same type of mean humor on them isn't related to where this sub has gone? This isn't turning a subreddit about Daniel Tigers Neighborhood into a subreddit about picking on lame comedian/authors who think they're hot shit.

It's a subreddit about a show who spent years doing just that.

Oh no, the almighty creator of the OnA sub handed down the mantle to you and doesn't like what goes on here now. Who could fucking care? You don't get the humor or the sub. Why are you here except to feel important?

Most active posters didn't mind that most threads were about him. We were having fun. if most of our active users liked it, who are you to stop it? this is why nobody on here likes you

Unless we're risking getting shut down, kindly fuck off.

How about we have a daily megathread about the fat homosexual (not you, the other one)?

Why don't you go take a bath with a toaster?

WOAH!

No offense, but I don't understand why you even mod this place when like 99% of the posters seem to hate and shit talk you. If I was a mod, even if I was beloved I would still quit because it's a boring, unpaid, thankless job. Is the "creator" an actual friend of yours? I don't understand why you would care otherwise.

He's got little else, it would appear.

You have to understand the psychology of a reddit moderator.

They get off on having some kind of power that they don't have in the real world.

These threads add more to the sub than you do, you greasy lazy eyed Faggot

Wow what a Bro Joe type comment. "I talk to Anth all the time and he hates the same things I do. Take my word for it."

Everyone who gets mad at us is the same kind of idiot.

"I know people and I win, civilian-child."

Nice job randomly capitalizing words in your sentences, you Mong.

Lol you are a fucking clown. Oh no did the Lord and creator give you the wonderful gift of the O&A subreddit!? Do you take that responsibility VERYYYYY SERIOUSLY!?!! Fucking loser go moderate your own suicide.

I wonder who downvoted this

You're making a fucking ass out of yourself yet again. Just fucking close the whole subreddit and we'll go somewhere else or let someone else that actually gets it moderate. If both you and the "creator" have such a problem, give up fucking mod duties. What do you two fucking fags think is going to happen? You ban all of us and the "true fans of the show" come back? Jesus, Edge, repeatedly I try to give you the benefit of the doubt and you come back a bigger fag than before.

Fuck, dude. You really are a hateable little faggot, aren’t you?!

"how dare you use the place to have fun"

Suck a dick you faggot.

I’m Here daily deleting all these shit threads

Thank you for service. Not being snarky, I mean it. I like this sub and Fatrick was a useless distraction.

A distraction from what? Jimmy sucking at radio? The fact Sam has a career at all?

It's some unusual piece of history we're even still here at all, continuing to post here. Trying to editorialize a place like that is a really stupid idea (Not that I think /u/SpaceEdge put any thought into this in the first place and is probably just drunk and being a dick).

Fuck you faggot! YOU ARE FUCKING USELESS YOU FAGGOT! BAN ME TOO FAGGOT

And also, the more important part, It's getting hella boring and spammy

Gay.

Of course this fag would have Chip Chipperson flair

Awwww mom, can’t we have just one more post? pretty please we’ll clean our room tomorrow, honest.

Shut the fuck up

Imagine being such a shitty fucking mod you not only never pay attention to your sub, but you piss everyone off believing some nobody could randomly shut it down.

I say we just keep posting Patrick shit. Almost every active member was in on bashing him, what's this faggot going to do? Ban all the active users and turn his stupid fucking sub into a ghost town?

Yep. He’s not good.

Why do you encourage Logan Lynn bashing, as is clear in this post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/b4lqr9/oh_dear/ej7mr8o/

Nobody gives a fuck about either of them, but their famous enough to be considered public figures. Stop being such a wet blanket.

seriously.. what a douche.

I suspect u/spaceedge only discovered the Logan Lynn shenanigans because he’s an avid ‘PEOPLE’ reader (only a reader would spell it like that).

Ewww

Fuck you you fucking faggot.

Fuck you cunt

That is the worst non-explanation for a power move I've ever seen.

space edge gets deep-dicked by his Daddy Patty.

Agreed completely. I am a tad upset though that you are not giving me credit for being the first to change the tide of opinion.

You might be a bigger faggot than Patrick

Faggot

How's that going for you faggot?

Come over to my new sub r/FatFacedSexualPredator

Invite me

gayjohn75 runs a pretty swell sub, too

It’s not real 😞

Booooo

Invite me too

It’s not real 😞

Booooo

Give up you mod status to someone who is actually here then if you don’t know about something that’s been happening for months now

u/gayjohn75 has great experience moderating, just saying

hi

I nominate Killa_Kuhn, though I haven't heard from him for a while

Hes been detained for a little while, something to do with his kid

Oh no, I hope the little fucker is OK

These two fags where made for each other yet he doesn't know who he is. Fuck off.

Honestly fuck you, dude. There’s literally been nothing interesting in months. And finally when something legitimately fun comes along, you gotta throw cold water on it just cuz you don’t understand what’s happening on your own sub for months. I guess we’re back to “[something] better than Cumia 1/1000” posts for the next 6 months until something happens and you ruin it again.

Honestly you must have a pretty short memory because less than a week ago brother joe facefagged on here.

Ignoring Samcro Joe so he "quits" then comes back every day like a needy girlfriend is the bit

Is it really you, Thomas?

u/gayjohn75 runs a fun sub, just sayin'

Wow, Patrick won

Im sure he’s not going to gloat about this for years to come

Faggots

Looks like another cadre of Nazi incel children got sent to stand in the corner, I'm glad there are still some online moderators that care about preserving the good names and reputations of famous, creative, fit, big-dicked ladies-man political firebrands like myself. Remember who's in charge, child.

Where we going? This faggotry is the end.

there is a sub thats the go to when this place gets shut down

and its pretty freaking good

r/p*****st*******n

I don't know if I would call this a win, people didn't exactly stop when Toolman was trying to lock down the Patrick talk

Dolchstoß from our own mods

u/TheToolMan u/BigGreenYamo did he even discuss this with you beforehand? If not I say you kick him off the mod team. Fuck this guy, seriously.

Look at their comments. They spend all of their time posting on generic subreddits and haven't even looked at this place in ages. Fuck them all.

I approve the shit out of posts after work every day. Just because I don't post here, doesn't mean I'm not here.

Thoughts?

Yeah speak up for yourself, Poindexter!

I'm here every day. Just because I don't post you that often, doesn't mean I don't know what goes on. I enjoy the posts here as much as anyone else.

wrap this up as a belated april fool's and let business proceed

This is not my call, friendo.

Exactly

BACK OFF , THIS ISN’T YOUR SHOW !!

Happy cake day child

Shut up, fatso.

So what if you were banned? An hour ago, I received word I was banned for 2 days for posting this topic on my other account:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/bcegj3/do_you_think_fatrick_delusional_lard_that_he_is/

Yet here I stand before you, posting on this sub.

I literally have 28 alt-accounts that are 6+ months old that I've used to evade bans from other subs. Fuck yourselves, mods, you ain't stoppin' me from talking about Fatrick.

No, I'm still here. Doesn't make what he did any less faggoty.

I literally have 28 alt-accounts

are you trying to steal the gigantic faggot spotlight from spaceedge?

this brightened my mood on this dark day

thank you

First I told them What’s up in private. If they aren’t down they can bounce

If they aren’t down they can bounce

Yuech. Shut up, wigger. Why don't you fucking "bounce". It's not like you're ever here or add anything when you are.

I guess we are in good company you and I. We are never here.

What a witty reply. Such a mystery how you've only got 12k karma after 8 years of posting such hilarious banter.

Junkie

First I told them What’s up in private. If they aren’t down they can bounce

Yeah, you lost me at that. "Bounce" me. This is ridiculous. You're do very little around here, except make these decrees every once in awhile, and expect everyone to just fall in line. I thought Toolman was the unsteady, out of touch, power tripping, jagoff. Imagine my surprise.

I have no idea who this guy is

Sure. It's not like this has been an ongoing thing for weeks.

Well shut my dick pocket, I am man enough to admit I was wrong. Kudos.

Same. Sorry I called you a wuss, Yamo. You're a real pal.

Just like to thank you for posting those Compoundlinks. Kudos.

Proud of you big guy.

Fuck you SpaceEdge

I knew you were a real ass dude. fuck that wall-eyed junkie finook.

Fucking hero.

My nigga

Real ass janitor queer of the week. Kudos

Hey, I'm no jagoff! The Patrick posts have been going on for what seems like a year at this point. It's not my favorite thing, but it seems to be what the sub once so I just roll with it. To just out of the blue decide to shut it down and give zero recourse to anyone is crazy.

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Why don't you come over here and MAKE me

Come back here and shut up

What an absolute fucking faggot you are. Don’t like it then delete yourself from the sub you never contribute to you fucking dope.

It's been going on since September, and you chose the following April to chime in?

Fuck this place I'm becoming a socialist and joining r/chapotraphouse.

Fuckin finally.

You are a gigantic faggot.

Hey guys the pc master race faggot doesn't find this funny, oh no

lol did you search my history before replying like a faggot?

Shush, child.

yeah, that's what I thought. You generic faggot.

Shut up you cocksucker

Or what? You gonna call me a cocksucker 5 days later?

I couldn't care less about Fatrick and I have no idea who he is.

I still don't know why people post about him. He stinks and I don't like him.

Shut up and post more of your wife's gigantic tits. Faggot.

I envy you. You don't know him. You don't know the kind of monster he is. You weren't there. I wish I could be like you. I wish I could go back to those days when I was more innocent, but I can't. I can't go back. I've seen too much. Our lives were forever changed the day he said some shit about Norm.

Awesome. Good thinking there Mods!

Alright lets post old o and a clips instead ya fuck.

Hatred is an artform. You need to practice it on people like patrick so when anthony/joe/jimmy does something we will be ready.

you made a post about patton oswald fans trying to get you fired a couple weeks ago, wtf did this have to do with O&A? So you can do it but nobody else can?

April Fool's was a long time ago, faggot. Fuck you and your shitty power trip.

u/SpaceEdge I made up a character called Fatrick torblinson. He's a shitty sci writer incapable of satisfy his wife or readers. can we talk about him?

Sure talk about him on the sub you created to talk about him.

I come here daily and And one out of every two posts are about the guy. We’re not using this Sub to go after some random person. Go join Twitter or Facebook and do it there.

We’re not using this Sub to go after some random person.

Honestly though, how the fuck do you run the sub and not get it in any way whatsoever? Why are you even here?

Just move on from posts about him here. Open a sun for it, I won’t bother you there.

I asked about you, not him.

Open a sun tss why not open the moon and eat all the chess in there or sumptin

There, is that the type of cuck humor you miss so much? Get aids and die

Shut the fuck up, faggot. The only power you'll ever have is in this sub. Kill yourself

This is going great

I figured it would be worse.

The weekend is only starting

Why don't you just like fuck off?

Spoke too soon bud

Moderating r/nerdist seems to be more of your speed you dumb faggot

And since you looked through my profile you can see I don’t post there....

You don’t post here either.

If you're going to be a power tripping cunt, then atleast get off your fat lazy ass and change that stupid automoderator message

Why need to use your alt accounts with out having to wait?

No, because we don't do faggot chip chipperson shit here anymore. You'd know that if you stuck your jew beak in here more than a few times a year.

He’s mad cuz he uses alts.

Your flair is literal baby noises. Fuck outta here, ugly beaner.

What?

Which has happened a hundred times before. Give it enough time and this shit usually dies on its own.

Maybe you should go create your own sub based on what you think this one should be. If you don't like it, let someone else mod it. What a fucking joke.

I say that as someone that does not care one single bit about Fat. I have not posted once on him.

Nigger to talk to yourself on the sub YOU created. You sure didn't create this one.

Wow, out of all the shit that's gone down related to here, who could ever have predicted in the end it would be the mods who killed the sub from the inside?

Oh, right, literally every single one of us, that's who.

We've been saying it for awhile. That last clearing out of mods should've signaled the end. The two humorless cunts (Not you Yamo, you lovable fuck) left have not interest in the sub or the humor... Neither ever post here. They just show every now and then to act like hall monitors.

The last two did absolutely nothing on This sub, including deleting spam.

Then get two that do, and actually post here

You guys have chased at least 3 or 4 mods away. I only mod people I trust and are active. I don’t have much to choose from.

You can trust me, faggot.

I’m gonna need SSN and pics of your asshole from Various positions.

Is that all Patrick had to do to win you over? Does the creator of this sub know you’re using your mod status for deviant sexual purposes?

He needs multiple angles for the multiple directions his eyes point.

The last two did absolutely nothing on This sub, including deleting spam.

Being a mod SUCKS. I used to have my own forum and I just gave up. It's too much hassle. Literally 75% of my traffic was spam.

Go make a sub to talk about sub moderation, this sub is only for discussing a long defunct radio program

Keep crying faggot

So Logan Lynn bashing = good. Fatrick bashing = bad.

What a fucking hypocrite. Who gives a fuck if you've heard of him? He's a public figure, supposed standup comedian and kind of an author who has had contact with Homo Joe and Logan the Parental Disappointment. He has had more contact and is more related to this sub than any of the radio show participants for a long fucking time now.

Patrick posts have been a part of this sub for a year and posts about him have provided a fuck lot more entertainment and content than the mods who show up once every three months to whine because we made fun of street shitters and offended them.

You don't pay any fucking attention to the goings on and characters of the subreddit and then "Hey guise I don't know what this is so don't post about it, K? I don't wanna lose the ability to show up here twice a year and act like a humorless fag"

Boo hoo. Did Patrick's fake lawyer call you or something?

What's the point of keeping the sub unbanned if we can't talk about hilariously entertaining things on it? If the sub gets banned we can't make fun of idiots like Fatrick, so we should stop making fun of Fatrick because it could get the sub banned!

Actually the Logan Lynn stuff was gay as fuck too. Who gives a shit about some faggot irishman associated with jay mohr? I'd take making fun of Anths gravel face over that shit any day.

Ackshually, we can make fun of nigger Anthony and the queer life vest enthusiast because there is no reason not to do both.

It's really stupid. Opie and Anthony have been talked about to death, as has every member of the show. This place is entertaining because you all find the worst faggots in comedy and ridicule them. Let these fine young men continue doing their good work.

street shitter mod removals were just as bad as banning patrick posting. what on earth is the reasoning for it?

Let me post

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We don’t make baby noises anymore.

You're a fucking faggot

The person most upset about this latest twist is Brother Joe.

SpaceEdge, wtf? What else am I supposed to talk about? I guess I could try and find employment. Or vacate this abandoned textile mill I have been squatting in for last 6 months. But this whole thing is just such a shock for me I should probably just take it easy for a few weeks.

Everyone hates how you "moderate" this sub. Give up and let TheToolMan make the decisions.

TheToolMan will clean this up once he gets unstuck from his doorway

I'll have you know I was unstuck hours ago. Mother came by with a tub of Crisco and sorted things out.

She's a lovely woman, a Saint

The tool man banned me once cause I called him fat.

Thin skinned nigger faggot

Hey, hey. We don't say mean things about one another on this sub. This is a sub about unpaid radio interns. Let's have a talk about JJJEWLIA

You posted many topics who have nothing to do with O&A in the past.. so you're allowed to but nobody else is?

Looks like fatrick scared the mods into doing his bidding.

Fatrick added me as a friend on IG. Now i can see his awesome IG post and hear all about his awesome books and awesome life as a self described comic,author etc. Oh honey child. I can’t wait to like a bunch of his photos and then tell him I’m gonna get his IP address and report him for writing shitty books and attempting to be a comedian.

Fuck you dude. Patrick deserves everything he gets until he crawls back, sucks Norm's cock, and apologizes IN THAT ORDER.

If you're "sick of deleting posts about him" then quit being a faggot and don't delete them.

Wrecking that fat imbecile was the most entertaining thing this sub has done in months, so of course the mods shut it down. Fuck you.

How dare you cunt?! You non-contributing zero. You are the new Patrick.

Fuck yeah, I'm in the Porsalin doc!!!

I hope everyone who is mad about this leaves to their gay discord subreddit. Thank you for finally doing something.

did you get banned on your original acct

Yeah. Bovine Joe got me for a Layla post.

You shouldn't be badmouthing little girls but I guess this is better than your usual method of badmouthing little girls, right.

Suck my weenie bich

Ahhhh, this sub was finally back to how it used to be, funny Photoshop, original content, hilarious trolling. It was only a matter of time before SpaceEdges annual power trip to come in and ruin it. Back to six months of BEEFER and FAGGOT posts.

yeah.. cause beefers really have everything to do with OandA.. looks like some people just can't handle having a little bit of power over other people.

All three have bigg beefers tho

Faggot sure but other than the opster where do beefers fit in?

lol he really does check in only when everyone is having fun

Fucking faggot. Looks like this sub passed you by.

The sub is like Kevin Brennan. Talk shit, then bitch out like a faggot

You don't get guys on The People's Court by not talking about them.

This guy gets it

Mods=Iran

Fatrick Posters=Iraq

(((Me, selling arms to both sides)))

Homerun dude

Stunning. Worse than 9/11

But enough about Carol Maxheimer's looks

step down you fat faggot

I’m warning you u/SpaceEdge I’m keeping receipts of all this. We’ll have a new mod team before long, child.

Um, go fuck yourself and your ugly mother.

No one is harassing Patrick, this sub is commenting on his moronic behaviour. He relates to r/opieandanthony, of which does not need to be explained, as you should know already being a mod of the sub.

Further to this, this idiot is actually labelling everyone here a nazi, which where I live, an accusation like this alone can get you a knock on the door from the police; so fuck him.

Patrick, if you're reading, you are literally a fat cuckold who has an over inflated ego. Not only do you think you have a dedicated forum to 'bring your career down' (when let's be honest, it's hard to even give your books away), which you don't, you have been fighting with literal bot accounts, thinking they're real. You're a moron, you are not important, if you don't want to be bothered, do not poke the hornets nest and think you'll win. All we are doing is exposing how much of an ignoramus you actually are. We are unable to destroy your career as you barely have one being a science fiction writer to begin with. Your books suck, your political insights are textbook leftist talking points, and you have a faggot motorcycle.

Shit, after your middle paragraph we don't even need to talk about Patso anymore. You murdered him.

Faggot

Fuck you faggot

You are truly dickless

So you'll ban people who talk about Patrick but not the fucking faggots who drone on meaninglessly about politics and you won't let other mods ban them? Go fuck yourself. Useless hall monitor queer.

about what

Call the mods faggots or jews or something, I dunno you're a creative fella

OP is an ethnic latino who has posted anti-Drumpf stuff. the ideological bias is obvious. additionally, as a latino he is lazy both intellectually and in terms of his role as head moderator (that requires work). this is expected. imagine some kind of diversity hire boss who everyone knows isn't really fit for the job but acknowledges the requirement of having him there given the Current Year climate, is even happy that such a dullard is there because he acts as a borderline useless figurehead there to absorb the slings and arrows of the mob while other people manage the real stuff from the sidelines. such a person can be found in IRL institutions too, and are mostly harmless and serve the purpose described, but the potential of abusing him for your own ends when the situation arises is there. and that's what this seems like to me. it seems like someone complained to him persuasively enough that they jostled him to make this pronouncement.

he's susceptible to people with a similar ideological bent. it's happened before (he was about to ban patton posting a while back). the idea is that these people are left wing/liberals and notice that by attacking others like them (patrick) it opens up the sub and the mob here towards attacking leftist positions generally. they don't want to protect an 'innocent' person online, and they aren't concerned with "keeping the sub safe from reddit admins." they say that as justification to clamp down on growing mob anger and attacks at their ideas.

thats just my impression of this, since you asked

Atta boy, DLS.

i don't hate latinos or any ethnic/racial group.

since this was brought to me, given the timing of it all, here is something i would encourage others to consider

To be completely honest with you, I've never even considered writing a letter to the prime minister of New Zealand.

bitch ass.

since this issue was brought to my inbox

Laugh Out Loud

Your comment and user name gave me a good chuckle

You deserve all the (meaningless) upvotes

Don't ever take sides against the sub family again, ever

come on tom, you're better than this

Tommy 'Postlemuffins

Holy shit, that nigga Patso wins

You think it ends here? You fucking retard

fuck off faggot, this isn't your show

We will just make fun of you instead you fucking eunuch.

he’s an associate of brother joe technically making him part of the universe

now go get your fucking shinebox

Mods are faggots by definition.... but this nigga ain't wrong.

Fatrick Bloblinson should have his own sub

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Is this a joke??

Faggot.

How about you stop being a fucking bitch?

Shut it, nigger

This is why you are hated by everyone.

Time for a munity bbbbbboysss

You should be embarrassed about this

Thank you.

I agree, fuck that low hanging fruit.

spaceedge is an active pedophile

this has been 100% confirmed

this is like when google changes its logo for easter

Ichi is the Edo lesbian who invented baby blue food dye.

I have absolutely no fucking idea what you're talking about but I choose to agree.

Heel turn of the century!

Hand this subreddit over to somebody who cares.

This place has literally passed you by.

We will not tremble under the boots of a tyrant like that shitty Bhutan, no, we will hold open and transparent elections, like mighty North Korea! Direct democracy now! Take from them what is rightfully yours, brothers and sisters. Libertad, libertad, libertad!

Shut up you stupid cunt.

Does this mean I can't even make a doodle of him? Even if I don't mention his name at all?

I just want to learn the new rules so I don't get in trouble.

Feel free to post it on r/patrickstomlinson, that place needs fan artp

Why are you a mod again?

He thinks he's in charge

So what are approved topics then /u/spaceedge

You are literally ignoring the entire reason any of us talk about patrick. He was born here - this is where the entire saga has played out. He's reinvigorated what has been a largely lifeless place for months and has prompted some of the best content and drama we've had here for years. And you're just happy stomping on all our fun because you're out of the fucking loop.

Eat a dick, faggot.

No, more posts about that Patrick guy.

Fuck thank god

Fatrick obviously paid this mod off....

In spinach leaves and canned corn

He agreed to share his stash of IPs (infant penises) with SpaceEdge

You’re being a total Joe Cumia Go look two directions somewhere else. Lazy eyed fuck

Shut the fuck up you self-important faggot. Let people post what they want if it isn't breaking Reddit's TOS.

Hey asshole, if the sub gets shut down it really isn't that big of a deal. People want to make fun of a complete douchebag who makes social media posts about this sub specifically. You aren't saving us from ourselves you fat faggot. Just revoke your mod status and let us ride this rusty old bitch until the wheels fall off.

😂😂😂😂

user reports:

1: Posts regarding the removal of posts

1: Just general faggotry.

1: Good move idiot, you just guaranteed every post will be about Fatrick

1: This is spam

Why are you scared to call your boss a faggot?

dude not even that, the fact these faggots don't get paid for this is beyond pathetic

I'm looking for the right word. I don't think "faggot" is it.

As much as I think he's a swollen cunt I genuinely think even less of you other two for being afraid of him. It's risible that you won't speak out because you want to hang on to an internet forum moderator position.

Well, shit. I was worried what you thought of me.

It's risible that you won't speak out

Working on something. Until then, fuck off.

Stop pretending you will ever do anything that goes against your daddy, we've all seen this kind of shit enough times to know you're too pussied.

Sure you are wuss.

No, he told SpaceEdge to go fuck himself, he's good in my book

I have never paid attention to the mod hate here, but didn't this guy literally call out the other guy in his original comment?

He really is a retard and a homosexual.

I never really understood what anyone had against SpaceEdge until just now.

His entire warning reads like a giant white flag waved in Fatrick's direction.

Instead of getting this asshole to shutdown this subreddit ...

Is that a real threat, though? Because this is a sign of actual fear.

I personally think it's just unfounded fear. Every few months, some shit like this happens, and a new thread removal streak fires up. Patton, street shitters, etc. Nothing ever comes of it, except for a lot of actual posters get banned and/or pissed.

Is "modmail" something that goes to all mods so you'd know if there was some sort of external pressure, correct?

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Well if we can’t goof on this fag anymore then it should be open season on Opie again.

Die you fucking cunt

Scrolling through all these carefully crafted comments only to see, "die you fucking cunt" made me laugh.

You really are a colossal ass.

fawk you

Then go away?

God damn you’re a faggot

All mods deserve to be gassed.

Looks like fellow fatso SpaceEdge is getting nervous about Fattrick's receipts.

Then resign, you liberal piece of shit handwringing faggot.

keep the sub about O&A universe I agree

Sweet Donald posts you fucking boomer

Are you serious you fucking fairy? When was the last time you actually contributed positively to something here? It’s not you; everyone else is wrong, right? What a colossal faggot you must be.

Hey Tommy Boy: when a guy called ILoveNiggers_ tells you that you really fucked up, you really fucked up

Can Patrick talk about himself here or is that a big no-no?

The sub has passed you by

Telling an active community what they can't talk about will, at best, guarantee that that is all they will talk about and at worse, destroy the community.

SpaceEdge is a pathetic coward. Eat shit and quit.

I will fuck you while you vape a latte you lazy eyed dullard.

Btw, I have no idea about this Patrick guy either, I just like fucking freaks who work at Starbucks.

If this subreddit is shut down where will I get my beefers posts

I'm okay with this. I'm here every day and I always skip over these fatrick posts and can't give 2 shits about this faggot. I'd be okay with those posts if every fucking post wasn't about this retard. Stop giving him attention.

I don't understand why these goddamn autists are obsessed with some nobody that has nothing to do with the show. No one cares. There are very few lulz to have and at worst you get the sub quarantined for no reason.

Took the goddamn mods long enough to shut the shit down

You could have at least provided an explanation about the type of shit Fatrick might be doing to get the subreddit struck down - I'd disagree with the way you'd want people to stop posting about him, but it would at least put shit into perspective.

In fairness, Fatrick is definitely the kind of guy with the motivation and butthurt to relentlessly contact mods on here and admins in charge of banning subs until they got tired of hearing about it and went though with it, but outright banning people for bringing him up seems lazy, stupid and against the spirit of this place.

Spaceedge handed the fat guy a victory.

You mods are a bunch of faggots. Did he let you eat his diarrhea and that’s why you did this?

Anytime I wonder how in the fuck this sub is going to find something to attack bigger and better next, a faggot like you appears and does something like this. There’s no coming back from something like this, not here. Bye.

Fuck fatrick, in other words.. oasis (Liam and Noel Gallagher band) are NOT faggots

Who are you, faggot. Get out

Thank fucking Christ. The guy was so transparently unworthy of having his fame expanded beyond fifteen minutes. He so clearly got off on being a subject of discussion. Both sides reached a point of irrationality in their mutual desire for a forever war with no objective.

Some aspect of fatricks comically tragic life mirrors spaceedges life and he got butthurt when we kept bashing fatrick for it.

Agreed. I'm fairly certain all the people "obsessed" with this fat nobody are secretly Cumia fans hoping to deflect attention off of the two scumbag brothers who are all good with grooming children for sex.

Yep, you're "fairly certain", I'm sure. Everything is a secret conspiracy to help the Cumias. Everyone is an Anthony ballwasher, and it couldn't possibly be that anyone downvoting you just thinks you're a conspiratorial moron, they're all just Cumia apologists. Faggot. I wonder how hard ESD fucked your wife.

You got Hosp all wrong. ESD didn't fuck his wife. This faggot is just jealous that ESD wouldn't fuck him.

Im not Hosp. But go on, faggot Cumia ballsucker.

Sure thing Hosp. Just think- if ESD have given you that reach around you so obviously are craving maybe you wouldn't be such of a paranoid obsessed loser.

Eastside Dave is a cuck who had to pay for his first two lays and got a "wife" off a radio show's message board. He aint fucking anyone other than his own miserable broke ass life.

Go fuck off with your Compound media subscription you child rape apologist.

You stupid fuck

Good one, fuck head.

Did you show your posts to your buddy Joe hoping for a Jameson tainted "at a guy?"

Dumb fuckhead.

qed of my earlier post itt

Hi Patrick

Cry more, faggot SpaceEdge

FUCK YOU!

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Looks like we found a bigger loser than Patrick. If we can't make fun of pieces of shit like that without getting shut down then the sub shouldn't exist. Only faggots play by pretend rules. Bet you use the rule book for scrabble you boring sack of shit.

Your account indicates that you're a newer mod. I sense some suspicious energy from our fine community about that

Who the fuck is this retard?

Kill your account bro

Hopefully beige or that britfag make a new doco about fatrick so there are more posts than ever about him.

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Fuck jannies

I’m going to get downvoted yo oblivion but I totally agree. I don’t know who he is nor do I care to find out. It’s just some random loser that you autist need to destroy but it’s completely boring to me

Then go away

How do we get rid of every mod and replace them with actual sub users? Do we hold a vote? Or we could all move over to /r/greghughes

Thank god. This sub is a total bore these days — enough with Patrick and all the other unknowns.

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No one cares about what you have to say faggot lmao

mods = cum guzzling faggots

This Patrick S. Tomlinson shitposting has destroyed this sub for three to four weeks now.
Let's move on from this nonce and return to the regular beefers posts, Brother Joe abuse, Feed Nana artwork, comedian bashing, and other O&A-style shitposting.

This sub's endless Patrick S. Tomlinson bullshit is ruining it. We might as well be /r/The_Dotard if we don't stop posting stupid Patrick S. Tomlinson material.

In the name of our eternal saviors, this site will say "Your mom's box" if they don't stop the stupid Patrick S. Tomlinson shitposting.

EDIT: Keep downvoting, stupid.

We are. Don't worry.

I have no idea who Fatrick is

I see so much material about Fatrick that I need to ban all discussion of him

Pick one you pig brained faggot

Hopefully the positve outcome of this will be the production of more:

"YOU KNOW WHAT DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE..." posts.

Jesus I didn’t think anybody could out fag Patrick but here you are. Dumb faggot

Thomas. Like Patrick, his name must never be shortened, child.

if you don’t know who Pat is then maybe you have no business making decisions for the sub you sanctimonious loser

Sub is incredibly boring again. Thanks mod

Faggot junkie probably gave himself 2 silvers under an alt account

I mean this in the kindest way possible... please go fuck yourself, you ugly cross-eyed junkie faggot

Everyone hates you

As a non-committed faggot I find myself at a cross roads here. Down one fork is the reality that SpaceEdge is a faggot BUT down the other I agree with him in the sense that the Fatrick shit wasn’t that entertaining to me, personally.

But overall I think SpaceEdge is a Faggot.

Sabu would murder Taz, stupid

You are a fucking faggot if you dont know who he is. Piece of shit

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u mods sucks....reddit mods r gay 🐥💕🐣🌷🎠🐇🍬🍒🍋🍉👗🎀🐈🍦🍭

Whoa. I thought you died due to GRIDS

Ugly junkie virgin saw himself in patty. Please hang yourself spaceedge, I promise your mom will get over it. Seriously, people kill themselves every day and their family moves on. Just end it, it’ll be warm and quiet.

In late, but can we still post about thick cocked alphas who know how to please their women? if not, is Mel-posting off the table? everything is confusing and stupid

You guys high five each other for trolling and possing off one person. With one post, /u/space_edge got all you autists triggered and throwing a fit.

Bootlicking faggot

Not really. This isn’t a community, this isn’t US vs them. He’s a faggot, you’re all faggots, but he and apparently I can get your blood pressure up a few ticks with a few words. Keep crying.

How's the open road treating you? the rest stop hot dogs tasting good?

Nice brown nose, stupid

Thomas Apostle, you are a fat faggot.

Fuck you spaceedge, pompous douche

Fag.

Just admit that you made a mistake and failed to read the room.

Space Edge is a faggot.

Eat a block of dick cheese ya slime cuntflap

Wtf is wrong with you? Way to kill off your own sub you stunted retard. So you just pick and choose who it’s okay to smash? How much do you really need to be like Opie?

congrats on killing the sub you fat junkie. a+ "moderating" there.

So you're a faggot?
That's rough, you fucking faggot.

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Have fun banning me. I hope you get that whole-body orgasm feeling when you do it; it's the only way it's going to happen for you...faggot.

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Shit, one more thing in case I forgot to mention it:

You're a faggot.

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Now send me up to the admins for my banhammer, faggot.

This sub is for faggot, I'm out!

Yous gay nigga

Nigga, you gay.

Oh literal dmix

That fat nigga needs to moderate his fudge intake. Count it

No wonder he has everyone's IP!

You might be a bigger faggot than Patrick

r/patrickstomlinson

<Every thread is about him.

who fucking cares! we're bashing him because it's fun and we go through phases so in a few weeks we may even forget about him. just let us have our fun instead of ruining the bit and making everybody hate you.

Except they're not all about him, he posts about the subreddit and the subreddit responds in kind. He posts more, there's more replies.

And frankly, who would give a fuck if every single post was?

Are you going to tell me that hundreds of hours of OnA ripping on authors and celebrities, other hosts and other people who also had nothing to do with OnA except coming in their cross hairs, and turning the exact same type of mean humor on them isn't related to where this sub has gone? This isn't turning a subreddit about Daniel Tigers Neighborhood into a subreddit about picking on lame comedian/authors who think they're hot shit.

It's a subreddit about a show who spent years doing just that.

Oh no, the almighty creator of the OnA sub handed down the mantle to you and doesn't like what goes on here now. Who could fucking care? You don't get the humor or the sub. Why are you here except to feel important?

wrap this up as a belated april fool's and let business proceed

It still would literally pale in comparison to Terry Clifford being Braun's mom. I'm still in fucking total disbelief of that.

Booooo

Most active posters didn't mind that most threads were about him. We were having fun. if most of our active users liked it, who are you to stop it? this is why nobody on here likes you

Unless we're risking getting shut down, kindly fuck off.

How about we have a daily megathread about the fat homosexual (not you, the other one)?

Everyone who Disagrees with this decision Welcome Here

SpaceEdge said create another sub, so now there is one.

Why don't you go take a bath with a toaster?

Everyone who gets mad at us is the same kind of idiot.

"I know people and I win, civilian-child."

Shut up, fatso.

All three have bigg beefers tho

Faggot

How's that going for you faggot?