Look @ how much shit Carl ate for lunch today.
3 2019-04-12 by daveyistheman
It's amazing how much SHIT this dude eats. Today's lunch included:
Mozzarella sticks with dipping sauce
and SIX plates of pasta plus a plate of garlic bread
Then directly afterwards, Carl drinks even more with a bbq buddy.
Notice how little nutritional value his entire lunch had. Nothing in the entire meal is fresh greens (except for a tiny bit maybe in some sauce), a RIDICULOUS amount of carbs, and a shit ton of alcohol (God forbid Carl drink some water).
Idk how this guy's body functions with this much shit in it, especially for a LUNCH! I could see maybe once a month being this gluttonous for a DINNER, maybe. But this is every single day with this guy. #ruizing.
14 comments
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-12
Is he doing some kind of eating contest?
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-12
No. If you look though his twitter, you can see this is a pretty normal occurrence. However, this lunch in particular was extra big.
1 RetardedNiggerHitler 2019-04-12
He probably shits 8 times a day, half of them liquid craft beer shits
1 Gramas_Pancake_Tits 2019-04-12
I heard he went to the doctor.. turns out his blood type is Ragu.
...I'll show myself out
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-12
Jeez. I can’t drink and eat at the same time. I just feel bloated and sober.
1 plane2nowhere 2019-04-12
I jad a $5 taco bell naco taco box today. Shoulda got 2 and then I'd be #ruizing
1 jimy3000 2019-04-12
For a guy supposedly opening a new restaurant..he is usually in skanky jersey bars....
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-12
Fuck those mozzarella sticks look good though
1 B0NEck 2019-04-12
He behaves like it was his liver and intestines that fucked his wife.
1 Skip4play 2019-04-12
Fuck, most of looked good but Id be gassed after one plate. Must suck for the people around him, that have to see that glutton shoveling all that into his maw. While taking pictures and thinking its cute.
" Just keep the garlic bread coming."
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-12
I'm with ya. No doubt every plate he ate was absolutely delicious. But I would have been absolutely stuffed after eating those large mozzarella sticks and maybe a stuffed clam or two.
1 flibbovic 2019-04-12
His form of suicide.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-04-12
I want to remove his arteries, smash them against the wall and watch as they shatter into pieces of cholesterol.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-04-12
So his big creative oeuvre is that he eats a bunch of shit? That’s all? So he’s a hack then.
Q: Why not call it #nortoning?
A: “Norton” is literally lower profile than this zilch.