Also known as the "numale grimace". It's a fascinating phenomenon we are now seeing thanks to Monsanto using soybean in the food supply for the last few decades.
There's a theory that most of them are on the spectrum and have no idea how to pull off a genuine smile, so they make the most exaggerated face they can. They know they're exaggerating, but the appearance of "doing it on purpose" isn't as embarrassing as looking like a freak.
Just 18 months ago this guy had articles written about him and had 10s of thousands of likes and retweets on his Twitter posts, which was probably get exposure for his books.
Now he's relegated to obsessively posting screenshots of this place and fighting bots on Instagram.
And in that scenario he obviously believes the correct choice is to save the five year old. So in fact he's advocating for the genocide of 1000 unborn children. How does he sleep at night?
"lives in Wisconsin, where he is hard at work writing his first novel. In addition to trying to claw his way up the publishing ladder, Patrick also helps edit stories for Apex Magazine. Time not writing is spent training fortriathlons, maintaining a stable of Ford Mustangs, and snuggling with his unnaturallysupportive wife."
From now;
"Patrick S. Tomlinson lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders. When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago scenes."
he is hard at work writing his first novel. In addition to trying to claw his way up the publishing ladder, Patrick also helps edit stories for Apex Magazine.
If this was the kind of thing put out by his agent and it was left at that, you couldn't hate him. Chasing his dream, hustling for extra experience, trying to get better. Fine. Admirable even.
But no. He wrote it and much, much worse. Talented people don't go on about how talented they are. They don't have to. Same for successful people. Their work and sales speak for themselves.
I'm probably in a minority here but I don't hate Fatty Paddy. I feel sorry for him. His bullshit bravado and fake confidence is so painfully transparent. It's obvious who and what he is. A small town guy of average intelligence and negligible talent who desperately wants to be so much more. He thinks wanting it is enough to make it happen but, of course, it's not. Deep down he knows this and that's probably where a lot of his anger comes from. The drinking too. Anaesthetising the pain of being an average schmuck who thinks he deserves so much more. Poor Pat.
Nah. Fuck him. From what I've read he could never leave it alone and has burnt many a bridge with publishers and agents because he is a dick in person as well as online.
You can see his “friends” disdain and reluctancy in his smile. He probably agreed to “catch up” because Fatso kept bugging him and then he whips out a phone for a Gram pic after a few drinks because of course he does. What a fucking Loser.
Imagine how many people he must've alienated by now with his manic behaviour. He made a Facebook post a while ago about how "yet another friend has blocked me" because he wouldn't stop his crazy ranting.
Anyone who knows him in his everyday life must be so disturbed by his Instagram page too. It's all just screenshots of this place and now with tons of emojis from bots in the comments.
I've never seen Patrick take a picture with a black person so I was starting to think he's a racist until I caught his last livestream where he said, "I don't wish all blacks were dead, just most because it's nice having a few people to look down on."
Took my severely autistic brother with me to painting night at my local watering hole, I thought he'd get triggered by the crowd but painting spaceships really soothed him. Here he is on the right after I told him he was the next Bob Ross!
32 comments
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-12
....you shouldn't joke about cancer.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-12
Very insensitive.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-12
Lot of empty calories in booze, Patso. Cut down on the brews and watch your pumpkin head shrink, O Fat one!
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-12
Why do they all do this face?
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-12
Primate signal of fear and capitulation, making it known they are no physical threat. Seriously.
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-12
I'd never thought of that. Very interesting.
1 SuperToes845 2019-04-12
Also known as the "numale grimace". It's a fascinating phenomenon we are now seeing thanks to Monsanto using soybean in the food supply for the last few decades.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-12
lol what's with the random profile? that some guy you hate irl and sneakily want the sub to make fun of him?
1 Deaumont 2019-04-12
He’s the other guy in the photo. The cocksucker, not the fat cunt.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-04-12
There's a theory that most of them are on the spectrum and have no idea how to pull off a genuine smile, so they make the most exaggerated face they can. They know they're exaggerating, but the appearance of "doing it on purpose" isn't as embarrassing as looking like a freak.
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-12
Look at me I'm human too I swear!
(I'm on the spectrum too but I just scowl. I hate photos and having my picture taken. I always have.)
1 McGowan9 2019-04-12
Only women and homosexuals like having their picture taken.
1 Itllbeceesh 2019-04-12
Just 18 months ago this guy had articles written about him and had 10s of thousands of likes and retweets on his Twitter posts, which was probably get exposure for his books.
Now he's relegated to obsessively posting screenshots of this place and fighting bots on Instagram.
Nice going, loon.
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-12
Just the fact that he thinks that dilemma is some kind of epic 'gotcha' for people who don't agree with abortion is the most annoying thing.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-04-12
And in that scenario he obviously believes the correct choice is to save the five year old. So in fact he's advocating for the genocide of 1000 unborn children. How does he sleep at night?
1 Guatzelot 2019-04-12
His bio from 2010;
"lives in Wisconsin, where he is hard at work writing his first novel. In addition to trying to claw his way up the publishing ladder, Patrick also helps edit stories for Apex Magazine. Time not writing is spent training for triathlons, maintaining a stable of Ford Mustangs, and snuggling with his unnaturally supportive wife."
From now;
"Patrick S. Tomlinson lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders. When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago scenes."
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-04-12
HA HA HOLY SHIT! Nice life choices, Fatrick!
1 McGowan9 2019-04-12
If this was the kind of thing put out by his agent and it was left at that, you couldn't hate him. Chasing his dream, hustling for extra experience, trying to get better. Fine. Admirable even.
But no. He wrote it and much, much worse. Talented people don't go on about how talented they are. They don't have to. Same for successful people. Their work and sales speak for themselves.
I'm probably in a minority here but I don't hate Fatty Paddy. I feel sorry for him. His bullshit bravado and fake confidence is so painfully transparent. It's obvious who and what he is. A small town guy of average intelligence and negligible talent who desperately wants to be so much more. He thinks wanting it is enough to make it happen but, of course, it's not. Deep down he knows this and that's probably where a lot of his anger comes from. The drinking too. Anaesthetising the pain of being an average schmuck who thinks he deserves so much more. Poor Pat.
1 SuperToes845 2019-04-12
Nah. Fuck him. From what I've read he could never leave it alone and has burnt many a bridge with publishers and agents because he is a dick in person as well as online.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-12
To quote one Mr B.A Baracas, "I pity the fool."
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-12
You can see his “friends” disdain and reluctancy in his smile. He probably agreed to “catch up” because Fatso kept bugging him and then he whips out a phone for a Gram pic after a few drinks because of course he does. What a fucking Loser.
1 Itllbeceesh 2019-04-12
Imagine how many people he must've alienated by now with his manic behaviour. He made a Facebook post a while ago about how "yet another friend has blocked me" because he wouldn't stop his crazy ranting.
Anyone who knows him in his everyday life must be so disturbed by his Instagram page too. It's all just screenshots of this place and now with tons of emojis from bots in the comments.
Total nutbag this guy is.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-12
Some people just can't handle the truth, man. I wish all these idiots would stop trying to do Hicks again.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-12
I wish all these idiots would rip off Hicks “pancreatic cancer” shtick
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-12
Haha they're not even manly enough to go through one lighter per day.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-12
I've never seen Patrick take a picture with a black person so I was starting to think he's a racist until I caught his last livestream where he said, "I don't wish all blacks were dead, just most because it's nice having a few people to look down on."
1 ILoveNiggers_ 2019-04-12
Another absolute winner from Big Titties. The dude’s beard has cancer! 😂😂😂
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-12
Took my severely autistic brother with me to painting night at my local watering hole, I thought he'd get triggered by the crowd but painting spaceships really soothed him. Here he is on the right after I told him he was the next Bob Ross!
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-04-12
His eyes are 7% too far apart
1 TriangleDimes 2019-04-12
He has the least masculine face I have ever seen.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-12
Someone else said it on here...he really does look like that crazy Amy bitch from kitchen nightmares
1 babysealclubber1 2019-04-12
how do 2 guys pose for a selfie without fucking each other and rubbing boners after.. just sayin