Real men want to fuck the biggest and strongest woman they can find

14  2019-04-12 by BeigeFrequency

Because A) she'll pass great genetics onto your children, B) she'll be able to protect your kids more effectively and C) from an instinctual perspective she would be better equipped to take on any other physical tasks around the homestead.

A true alpha male is searching for a female as big and strong as him or stronger. If you're attracted to small, dainty women you're either a beta or an homosexual.

27 comments

1  ElFaporino 2019-04-12

Til Jim Morton is more alpha than all of us

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-04-12

Yim would be admirable if he was sexually attracted to amazonian giantesses with powerful limbs and wide, birthing hips and actually meaty pussies. Instead, he wants to be anally penetrated by scrawny men with big cocks who put on a wigs to make money on chaturbate.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-12

What's got you so aggressive today sweetie? You usually pretend to be mildly impartial.

1  ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-04-12

I worked at a store where one of the regulars was a big weirdo who loved gigantic women. She-Hulk was where it started, & it only got bigger from there. He always wore a pith helmet & coke-bottle glasses, & it was really easy to get him all riled up in front of everyone

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-12

When I was a horny young boy I too fetishized She-Hulk. She was so fine and always looking delicious in somewkimpy outfit. Whereas the Hulk tended to just stomp around smushing tanks, She-Hulk spent most of her time taking imaginary selfies (they hasn't been invented yet) in front of floor to ceiling gym mirrors while cucking the men around her by effortlessly lifting hefty barbells. She really confused my sexuality, I tell you hwhat.

1  timallenonacid 2019-04-12

I want a woman so big I can ride her to work. Or a big fat sassy black mammy that scolds me for drinking too much and keeps me line, but shows me warmth and love by whipping me up cornbread, fried chicken and waffles on the regular and sucks my dick while I eat them.

1  bonniesretardsister 2019-04-12

So your dream woman is Leslie Jones?

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-04-12

Being tall doesn't make up for all of the other negative traits.

1  beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-12

I agree. I've always been attracted to Janice from The Sopranos.

I actually met her once, and we were supposed to go out to dinner. No shit. But our schedules clashed.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-12

Are you 6'0" or shorter? I hear that shit can really throw a spanner in the works

1  SuperToes845 2019-04-12

spanner

Oh no. Another Limey?

1  Brother_Anthony 2019-04-12

BRITISH PEOPLE OUT.

1  beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-12

where do I find a woman like janice soprano

1  PrinceAlena 2019-04-12

“Under the boardwalk...”

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-04-12

National/olympic wrestling tryouts or BJJ/MMA gyms. Anywhere big, alpha broads congregate.

1  TheDarkFezRises 2019-04-12

This but unironically.

1  ThatsSoOverrated 2019-04-12

I agree. Actually short or real skinny chicks weird me out.

1  late_50s_why 2019-04-12

So a cumia?

1  lawntoilet 2019-04-12

Are you talking more Column A or Column B?

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-04-12

A has a great body. She's super jacked and sculpted but still maintains some feminine lines. Also she's strong as fuck. B is pretty too but just seems tall is all.

1  lawntoilet 2019-04-12

I think B looks relatively strong and athletic but yeah A is who I had in mind when I read your post.

1  SuperToes845 2019-04-12

I think OP is talking more about this type. She can garden and slaughter a chicken handily.

1  lawntoilet 2019-04-12

She looks like she would be good for the reasons you list, but not strong or amazonian enough

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-12

Freqie the Greq

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-12

Also my girlfriend is strong but she devotes her efforts to dealing with my terrible childish drunken outbursts instead of housekeeping. Also she's not too good at dealing with my terrible childish drunken outbursts.

1  donald_kingsley 2019-04-12

Veering dangerously close to praising Big Amy here.

1  JoeySkeetSauce 2019-04-12

The modern woman really is a perversion.