It's not really for fun, it's to pat you on the back while it quietly installs various forms of malware on your computer and then hopefully lead you on to various other affiliated websites which will offer you fine products like Chinese made Stratocastes.
Joe you are old. Please run some of these ideas past the other old dummies you know. One of them has probably already fallen victim to these scams and lost everything.
Wait so if a racist enters a contract to take a fake online IQ test, and he’s 6’1”, he’s failed the tests that matter. He’s not a man. He’s not good. He’s not smart. He’s certainly not a good, smart man. Cute online IQ test though. I’m consistently Vos-friendly.
We believe you, stupid. The test results are fake. You must go to an actual physical place where a certified guy gives you a real test. By taking a fake online IQ test, you've proven that you have no business taking a real one.
Boy if you beat up that old raisin in the sun you're liable to kill him. You wanna do a dime for manslaughter with Kuhn at Rikers Island and probably also Huskies will be there
By the way Joeh, you have become transparently jealous of the attention we're giving Patso. Dude, it's negative attention. You shouldn't want anymore. We'll get back to you, so don't worry about it, but what's your fuckin deal dude?
You act obnoxious til we hate you, then you come back with fists unclenched and we nearly accept you, then you run away suddenly like a startled deer, only to declare you don't give a shit about us, only to then return seeking more insults.
I’ll pay close attention to anyone who takes it and posts their results honestly. It’ll cost you $1.98. Might be too steep for some of you to prove your superior cognitive skills over mine... and the rest of you are only anonymous cowardly dumbasses that I refuse to acknowledge at all. Let’s see someone kick my ass with this stupid test.... IT WON’T HAPPEN .. The end. I’ll check your progress in the AM. Bedways is rightways about now. Night night my li’l droogies.
Fuck the test, people want to kick your ass in real life but you're a big fat pussy who would throw out his hip before he threw a punch. Fuck you, old man
In the ancient language of your rice consuming pajama wearing diminutive ancestors, and all of your “happy ending” massage parlor female relatives, allow me to retort:
Oh stop, you don’t $1.98 ever since your twerp brother started hemorrhaging money from his failed business venture and his crooked ex cop friend embezzling what’s left of his almost gone fortune
Don't you have kids that you should be putting to bed for school right now? Instead you're taking an online IQ test to feel superior over internet trolls. What an embarrassment.
Search 'iqtestnow.org review' in Google, Joe. There are two review sites with 5+ people each that have said they were overcharged $38-40 after taking the test.
Congratulations on falling for another scam, you fucking idiot.
You can't be serious. This is a bit. If you are legitimately dumb enough to trust an ONLINE IQ TEST you must be significantly below 100. What was your ASVAB score? Mine was 97. At least that's a real test.
What’s to trust? It’s a legitimate base line IQ test. You know damn well that most of the pickle brained dolts on this sub would score much lower than 16 out of 20 correct. I don’t care how legit you think it is, it’s definitely tests your basic problem solving ability.
Taking the ASVAB was a long time ago, but I do remember after getting my GED in Basic Training and right after that the ASVAB. I scored on both in the top 4 percentile. They sent me and a couple of other guys in my platoon to take CLEP exams after that. It had something to do with the possibility of a few enlisted personnel who scored high enough being chosen to attend Warrant Officers school. I ended up with a few college credits after the exams, but no W.O. School. Fairly intelligent, but apparently not intelligent enough to be a W.O,
I'm sorry, I missed the issue entirely. The real question is: why do you even feel the need to prove that you're smart to an irrelevant forum that doesn't affect your life at all and that you don't care about?
I refuse to believe a grown man is this fucking stupid. Just die Joe. If you go out now I bet you will be raised to saint hood here and we all know thats all you really want.
Joe, can you and me agree personally to be friends? I've displayed you nothing but kindness, I invited you to my thread celebration party, and I will swear right now I will never accuse you of a lie. Can you stop being so defensive? You're so close to having this sub 180 their opinion of you, you just gotta navigate.
Me and you, 1-on-1, don't respond to any of these other autistic fucks. Can we talk? Can I be your Barbara Walters?
Joe, we are focusing on Fatrick right now. Can we park this one for a week or two and pick it up again later? Autistics can only really focus on one thing at a time
I can't believe I fell for a fucking troll Joe account for this long. I knew when he couldn't memorize a sentence long script without having to read it. But I've been the fool all along. This isn't Joe.
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86 comments
1 crookedmile 2019-04-12
You poor dumb bastard
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-12
Dumbass
http://www.test-iq.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Certificate.jpg
1 GinFoss 2019-04-12
you just doxed yourself john smith it's subpoena time
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-04-12
Your IQ score matches your T-Cell count.
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-12
49m
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-12
7?
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-04-12
Jesus man, you make it to easy
1 PlumpSausitch 2019-04-12
You’re rich cos level stupid
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-12
No effect on their lives.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-04-12
Can you be more of an ex girlfriend?
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-04-12
Free online iq tests aren’t credible brothaman
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-12
It wasn't even free, the retard fell for another scam 🤣
1 xterraroc 2019-04-12
I retired with a pension Joe... I already won.
1 StallonesGlassTable 2019-04-12
R u subliminally trying to tell us how many guys plugged your asshole?
1 UpperclassmanKuno 2019-04-12
Oh my fucking god Joe LOL.
1 Jackthejew 2019-04-12
This can’t be real.
1 rykorotez 2019-04-12
Joe, all joking aside, one google search of that site brought up a whole page full of negative reviews and beware posts.
Its clearly just one of those 'for fun' IQ tests.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-12
It's not really for fun, it's to pat you on the back while it quietly installs various forms of malware on your computer and then hopefully lead you on to various other affiliated websites which will offer you fine products like Chinese made Stratocastes.
Joe you are old. Please run some of these ideas past the other old dummies you know. One of them has probably already fallen victim to these scams and lost everything.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-04-12
libtards strike again
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-04-12
Not even that, he had to PAY for this.
1 suirogerg 2019-04-12
CASH
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-04-12
You make it to easy man. Only a true idiot would take online IQ test and post their results
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-12
141 Intellectual Quizsch, OK?
1 Trenchunit 2019-04-12
https://i.imgur.com/sRVisLY.png
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-12
That almost gave me an epileptic seizure and it doesn't even move
1 FeralObjection 2019-04-12
Is that your certificate to prove you don't have donkey brains?
1 Jesuskush666 2019-04-12
Jesus Joe..
1 FatPatPedo 2019-04-12
This idiot just blew his cover. April 12th. This is just some troll by one of the fag Aussies here.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-12
Do you really trust a guy who couldn't set the time on his VCR to have the correct date on his computer?
1 FatPatPedo 2019-04-12
No. But I trust the PC just did it itself. Because of retards like Joe.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-04-12
Wait so if a racist enters a contract to take a fake online IQ test, and he’s 6’1”, he’s failed the tests that matter. He’s not a man. He’s not good. He’s not smart. He’s certainly not a good, smart man. Cute online IQ test though. I’m consistently Vos-friendly.
1 Mu_Scevich 2019-04-12
This is gettimg weird now.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-12
Swear on my daughter... I just took this and posted it honestly within the last hour. Same exact score I’ve always had.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-12
We believe you, stupid. The test results are fake. You must go to an actual physical place where a certified guy gives you a real test. By taking a fake online IQ test, you've proven that you have no business taking a real one.
1 xterraroc 2019-04-12
“Daughter “ what happened to the other 3?
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-04-12
“Hey man, I got 5 kids ta feed”
1 Galloping_Bull 2019-04-12
The daugther you're neglecting just so you can prove to strangers that youre not retarted...
1 GinFoss 2019-04-12
you are literally one very minor step below senile grandmothers who fall for Nigerian scams when it comes to being internet-savvy
1 Lord_dougman_W 2019-04-12
I’d meet you in person, stomp the shit out of you and post the after pictures on this sub
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-12
Boy if you beat up that old raisin in the sun you're liable to kill him. You wanna do a dime for manslaughter with Kuhn at Rikers Island and probably also Huskies will be there
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-12
You think the people here wouldn't know people in prison?
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-04-12
One of our most prolific members is doing 30
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-12
yea, somehow I don't think Kuhn has our back....
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-12
Vos is not the man to emulate if you want to prove intelligence, Joe.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-12
Your stupidity knows no bounds
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-12
By the way Joeh, you have become transparently jealous of the attention we're giving Patso. Dude, it's negative attention. You shouldn't want anymore. We'll get back to you, so don't worry about it, but what's your fuckin deal dude?
You act obnoxious til we hate you, then you come back with fists unclenched and we nearly accept you, then you run away suddenly like a startled deer, only to declare you don't give a shit about us, only to then return seeking more insults.
Are you some kind of a fucking masochist?
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-12
I’ll pay close attention to anyone who takes it and posts their results honestly. It’ll cost you $1.98. Might be too steep for some of you to prove your superior cognitive skills over mine... and the rest of you are only anonymous cowardly dumbasses that I refuse to acknowledge at all. Let’s see someone kick my ass with this stupid test.... IT WON’T HAPPEN .. The end. I’ll check your progress in the AM. Bedways is rightways about now. Night night my li’l droogies.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-12
Fuck the test, people want to kick your ass in real life but you're a big fat pussy who would throw out his hip before he threw a punch. Fuck you, old man
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-12
In the ancient language of your rice consuming pajama wearing diminutive ancestors, and all of your “happy ending” massage parlor female relatives, allow me to retort:
“Ching Chow Xiang, Bang Zum Tu Deh Moon!”
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-12
Nice 50s reference, overshadowed-by-lil-bro
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-04-12
Oh stop, you don’t $1.98 ever since your twerp brother started hemorrhaging money from his failed business venture and his crooked ex cop friend embezzling what’s left of his almost gone fortune
1 crookedmile 2019-04-12
Why? We're anonymous cowards remember. Don't you have better things to do like you always say? Your time is money friend
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-12
You really think someone will take it and post their name, don't you tard?
1 Galloping_Bull 2019-04-12
Don't you have kids that you should be putting to bed for school right now? Instead you're taking an online IQ test to feel superior over internet trolls. What an embarrassment.
1 ButtFarts2019 2019-04-12
Search 'iqtestnow.org review' in Google, Joe. There are two review sites with 5+ people each that have said they were overcharged $38-40 after taking the test.
Congratulations on falling for another scam, you fucking idiot.
1 tranthasourus 2019-04-12
You prove exactly how stupid you are everyday.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-04-12
Better keep a close eye on your credit card statements Joe, this test just cost you $40.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-12
$1.98
1 GinFoss 2019-04-12
You can't be serious. This is a bit. If you are legitimately dumb enough to trust an ONLINE IQ TEST you must be significantly below 100. What was your ASVAB score? Mine was 97. At least that's a real test.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-12
What’s to trust? It’s a legitimate base line IQ test. You know damn well that most of the pickle brained dolts on this sub would score much lower than 16 out of 20 correct. I don’t care how legit you think it is, it’s definitely tests your basic problem solving ability.
Taking the ASVAB was a long time ago, but I do remember after getting my GED in Basic Training and right after that the ASVAB. I scored on both in the top 4 percentile. They sent me and a couple of other guys in my platoon to take CLEP exams after that. It had something to do with the possibility of a few enlisted personnel who scored high enough being chosen to attend Warrant Officers school. I ended up with a few college credits after the exams, but no W.O. School. Fairly intelligent, but apparently not intelligent enough to be a W.O,
Queue the potato jokes...
1 smashthafunk 2019-04-12
You make this too easy. I’m having a really hard time believing this actually you.
1 tranthasourus 2019-04-12
You’re a waste of life Joe.
1 GinFoss 2019-04-12
I'm sorry, I missed the issue entirely. The real question is: why do you even feel the need to prove that you're smart to an irrelevant forum that doesn't affect your life at all and that you don't care about?
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-12
"Queue"? Do you mean "cue"? Your online thesaurus can only get you so far, you fucking mongoloid
1 alt213 2019-04-12
Top 4% of people getting their GEDs? That’s like being salutatorian of a special ed class.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-12
Joe: 'I drive traffic here (unless traffic needs to get to school) so you all need me! If you want any more material you'll have to pay me!"
Joe, 20 minutes later: "Here, have some evidence that I am not a bright man, free of charge and completely unreques Ted."
1 xterraroc 2019-04-12
Want to impress us Joe? Let’s see a pay stub
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-12
I hope he shows you cuz bovine head is too stupid to scribble out 🐜 s bank account #.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-12
Either you are this stupid, which is really an incredible feat by your standard, or this is great bait. Again, by your standard.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-12
I refuse to believe a grown man is this fucking stupid. Just die Joe. If you go out now I bet you will be raised to saint hood here and we all know thats all you really want.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-12
Also how did he get this from the future?
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-12
Joe, can you and me agree personally to be friends? I've displayed you nothing but kindness, I invited you to my thread celebration party, and I will swear right now I will never accuse you of a lie. Can you stop being so defensive? You're so close to having this sub 180 their opinion of you, you just gotta navigate.
Me and you, 1-on-1, don't respond to any of these other autistic fucks. Can we talk? Can I be your Barbara Walters?
1 superheater187 2019-04-12
You should probably listen to this guy. Take a break from posting, talk to him. You could probably swing things your way with the right approach.
1 DennisFalconePunch 2019-04-12
I didn't want to bring them up but there is a website called FatFaggotsLearnPhotoshop
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-04-12
STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO FATRICK
1 JustPooch 2019-04-12
This is proof that old Ro was freebasing during her pregnancies.
1 tranthasourus 2019-04-12
Everyone must downvote this
1 superheater187 2019-04-12
Joe, we are focusing on Fatrick right now. Can we park this one for a week or two and pick it up again later? Autistics can only really focus on one thing at a time
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-04-12
Shut up, go to bed and get a job tomorrow you fat retard.
1 GinFoss 2019-04-12
No, you can NOT be this dumb. Even for you, there is no fucking way. You're just doing a bit now.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-12
I can't believe I fell for a fucking troll Joe account for this long. I knew when he couldn't memorize a sentence long script without having to read it. But I've been the fool all along. This isn't Joe.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-12
If IQ stood for Idiot Quotient then I'd believe you were a 122
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-12
You're about 1 SD above the norm. Congrats. You're slightly above average.
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1 dickfartssssss 2019-04-12
Is that how many cocks you sucked?