The first time I saw this video, first I felt awful. A rush of emotions like pity and sadness and empathy came over me. I was still capable of feeling bad about being a bad person.
Then he started cooking, and I gave him the benefit of the doubt until he started cross contaminating shit with raw chicken and then appeared to undercook it. This gave me deep feelings of disgust and repulsion. He was licking his fingers and shit. I felt like barfing a puke.
Then he started adding sauce of some type to the food, just all over all of it, while going MMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM and then I laughed for 20 minutes and then built myself a cocoon and slowly turned into the horrible societal-draining gargoyle that you all know and hate.
I think back on those days and wonder how I got so mean and angry and aggressively gay.
19 comments
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-04-12
Thought that was Robert Z’dar for a second
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-12
Robert Z'Durr
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-12
The first time I saw this video, first I felt awful. A rush of emotions like pity and sadness and empathy came over me. I was still capable of feeling bad about being a bad person.
Then he started cooking, and I gave him the benefit of the doubt until he started cross contaminating shit with raw chicken and then appeared to undercook it. This gave me deep feelings of disgust and repulsion. He was licking his fingers and shit. I felt like barfing a puke.
Then he started adding sauce of some type to the food, just all over all of it, while going MMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM and then I laughed for 20 minutes and then built myself a cocoon and slowly turned into the horrible societal-draining gargoyle that you all know and hate.
I think back on those days and wonder how I got so mean and angry and aggressively gay.
1 sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-04-12
mmmmm....SO GOOD
1 Purplestahli 2019-04-12
I didn't give you permission to publish my biography.
1 Nah_Ming 2019-04-12
I just laughed at the retard.
1 oanda333 2019-04-12
i love you
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-04-12
It's the aggressively gay part I'm interested in.. Please contunue...
1 2edgy4moi 2019-04-12
I actually first came to this through the Lazlow show, Danny was producing that night, they were so brutal.
1 BoatHack2 2019-04-12
EXCUSE ME FOLKS, MY JELLO'S FALLING DOWN
1 of_lower_stock 2019-04-12
Relatable content
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-12
MMMM-MMMM! LICKY GOOD CHICKEN
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-12
Mamatoes
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-04-12
8 pages of exposition is MMM MMM that's good
1 BradyStoneheart 2019-04-12
In episode 2 he put a baby in the microwave.
1 percykaramello 2019-04-12
RIP, retard.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-04-12
RIP you boulder-headed salmonella vector
Taught me to never use knives unless my mom or dad are around.
1 Leofan7 2019-04-12
He does this Raquel Welch impression, you'd swear it's really her!
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-12
The part were he's cutting up veg and ant goes "little does he know his thumb is getting shorter, the dope" Just the delivery