When his ex alledgesly mother-fucked him and he grabbed a kitchen knife... He didn't even show it to her or threaten her, he just touched the handle and immediately had to call his sponsor,
This is something that always makes me laugh. For some reason I just imagine him in a kitchen, his girl crying in the bedroom and furiously packing her things, and him touching the knife. Then, I just picture him scurrying to his phone after she leaves the door ajar and calling up some guy who has a million better things to be doing than listening to Jim bumble his way through the events.
In their worst fight ever, he litterally just had a fleeting thought about stabbing her. He was traumatized by his own "deep dark" thoughts. Like if your wife says "I wanna watch the Bachelor" your instant reaction isn't visualizing your fist going through her skull like a mining drill.
2 times I can remember. Once at one of their live Halloween shows I think it was, and during a walk over. Jim sees some woman and goes, "I'd rape her." FAWKIN DARK, MAAAAN.
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1 chainsofknowledge 2019-04-11
When he molested a girl in that bar.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2019-04-11
When his ex alledgesly mother-fucked him and he grabbed a kitchen knife... He didn't even show it to her or threaten her, he just touched the handle and immediately had to call his sponsor,
1 suirogerg 2019-04-11
This is something that always makes me laugh. For some reason I just imagine him in a kitchen, his girl crying in the bedroom and furiously packing her things, and him touching the knife. Then, I just picture him scurrying to his phone after she leaves the door ajar and calling up some guy who has a million better things to be doing than listening to Jim bumble his way through the events.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2019-04-11
In their worst fight ever, he litterally just had a fleeting thought about stabbing her. He was traumatized by his own "deep dark" thoughts. Like if your wife says "I wanna watch the Bachelor" your instant reaction isn't visualizing your fist going through her skull like a mining drill.
1 china-blast 2019-04-11
To be fair, in the Worm's mind, this is how it went down.
1 darklydreamingdayln 2019-04-11
When he was sixteen years old and he prank called his own parents after downing a few too many Bartles and James fuzzy navels.
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-04-11
Jaymes could brood, though.... he never said a word. He may have even thought of touching a knife, once.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-11
2 times I can remember. Once at one of their live Halloween shows I think it was, and during a walk over. Jim sees some woman and goes, "I'd rape her." FAWKIN DARK, MAAAAN.
1 babyboycomedysoldier 2019-04-11
when that 19 year old intern girl called him old and said she wasn't attracted to him and he proceeded to EVISCERATE her on air like only a COMIC can
1 suirogerg 2019-04-11
Very Joe Cumia-esque with the caps. Well done.
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-04-11
Jaymes could brood, though.... he never said a word. He may have even thought of touching a knife, once.