Now that Nana has "fallen ill"....
20 2019-04-11 by El_Heato
....and is soon to be Worm food; Will Greg "The Creator" Hughes attend the services?
Also, will Jim attend if there is no profit in it for him?
20 2019-04-11 by El_Heato
....and is soon to be Worm food; Will Greg "The Creator" Hughes attend the services?
Also, will Jim attend if there is no profit in it for him?
20 comments
1 Gramas_Pancake_Tits 2019-04-11
The only way to kill Count Nana is with a wooden stake.
Either that or Sue could stop feeding him.
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-11
To be fair, I would let Sue feed me. .
1 Gramas_Pancake_Tits 2019-04-11
Just close your eyes and pretend that little dick is a delicious baby carrot dipped in greek yogurt. Nothin gay bout that amirite
1 Ironhawk05 2019-04-11
The creator will not go, neither will the worm, but Keith will be there to witness, first hand, how he bungled the planning of yet another one of Anthony’s functions.
Joe will be in the parking lot shouting at random people walking by “I’m Anthony Cumia’s brother, does anyone have any questions for me?”
1 El_Heato 2019-04-11
Joe and Keith will be raiding the compound for any bit of sellable items just for the last pay day.
1 Ironhawk05 2019-04-11
That happens before the body is even cold. Likely before the, potentially life saving, 911 call is made.
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-04-11
Keith and Missy will, sure. Joe will be on the phone with Ants lawyer doing everything possible to get the last of Ants money.
1 SoundBarWarrior 2019-04-11
Thats a good question. I highly doubt Jim would show up based on the fact he's slowly distanced himself from nana. Opie will show up and pay his respects like the class act that he is. The worm didn't go see his parents for Christmas even though he lived in their house until he was in his mid 30's.
1 El_Heato 2019-04-11
Worm is really turning into the worst of the three. Hopefully he commits suicide in an entertaining way.
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-11
I agree with you. Opie would absolutely do the right thing, be a class act, and pay his respects. He may not be the funniest, but through all of this, he has definitely proved to us who the grown-up is out of the three of them.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-04-11
Jim profits off the free food, like you said.
1 Mu_Scevich 2019-04-11
No worries. He is attending his doctors office.
1 Kalikhead 2019-04-11
Don’t know if Opie would do it. He’ll be vague and maybe commit.
Jim will try to go so he can see Sue The Spherehunter (née Lightning) one last time and he’ll bring lummox of a porn “star” Mary Jean as his plus 1. She’ll end up fucking Big A or some other Compound hanger on.
1 El_Heato 2019-04-11
What if Jim was already booked for a 500 seat room in Albuquerque that night?
1 jackpower76 2019-04-11
"That's a tough one man... There might be some d-listers at the funeral that I can harass for photos and roles but as a comic I wouldn't feel right denying my fans the brilliant insight I have on ladyboys and dying alone.
Ant better not motherfuck me on this one, I can hold a grudge"
1 -AnonymousDouche 2019-04-11
If ant dies, let's have the first sub meetup at his funeral.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-11
Can we just trick SJW fatties to go in our place like the book signing?
1 J-Bradley1 2019-04-11
We all know Opie won't attend the funeral.
"I'll never be in the same room as that Fucking guy"
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-04-11
Ah HA HA HA holeeeeee shit! Services! Ah HA HA HA! Like if I died! Ah HA HA HA holeeeeee shit!
1 3sharpies2many 2019-04-11
I hope Missy bench presses the casket.