Looks like he caught the gay aids from bobo

Mr. Cumia was photographed by a private investigator leaving the Queens Motor Inn with his collar pulled up to hide his features. A retarded lump of shit wearing Rivers Cuomo glasses was observed leaning out a window (more accurately, sticking his face through the iron bars) saying, "dut dut dat was fun Anthony, awwroit. Call me awwroit”

He is attending his doctor's office.

First sentence reads like a sick note for school.

Keoth probably has thr equivalent of a 5th grade education so makes sense.

A note written by Bobo, for himself

Dave's got himself a 5 minute slot at another autism charity event in the midwest.

Really hit the big time!

he is attending his doctors office

Jesus Christ, Keith, just hire a goddamn copywriter already and stop embarrassing yourself every time you tweet.

Please excuse Anthony from his show today. He was attending my office for treatment of Rotting Liver Disease.

Emergency vibrating egg removal procedure. Keith and Missy's tries to remove it with a pair of Crisco'd up salad tongs just wedged it in further :(.

Cirrhosis got him missing work today

Malinger longer

Honestly, there's no fucking way that's getting more than 50 live viewers.. if that.

T cells dangerously low

Keith is an illiterate bastid

Linger longerer

I wonder if Joe is already at his place grabbing whatever he can carry out.

Signed Mr. Anthony's mother