CANCELING MY MEMBERSHIP

I'm embarrassed to admit I had one till early 2017.

“My cousin and I touched wieners” is a less embarrassing admission than that.

I deserve that.

So you wanna touch weiners later?

Well, we pretty much have to now.

This is that liver and kidney failure we've been waiting for, brothamen.

Dont worry, Ant and Dave will do an extra 10 minutes every day next week. Genuinely

Keith has no shame at all.

How he's still the executive producer is simply astounding. It must kill them both to see GaS Digital be so successful. But wouldn't that be obvious by now?

The Facebook post claims he’s at the Drs office. Prob the pediatricians office scouting for some new talent to groom.

Mr. Cumia has fallen ill

That's something you say about your feeble, old, 95-year-old grandma.

Yes.

That's AIDS riddled feeb needs to get off his ass

Mr Cumia has fallen because he's a blackout drunk. Fixed it.

Mr Cumia has fallen and he can't get up. Or get it up

This is archetype obscurity.

I wonder if the ticker is acting up again or maybe blood in his stool.

Mr Cumia has fallen ill

sepsis from chronic anal fissures, no doubt.

Probably has something to do with him clutching his side and wincing like he does on his show.

That or Missy has forgotten to get him his heart pills.

Missy is in Seattle having sex with a Seattle Seahawks defensive lineman

I heard she's gonna be in the next combine

Whatever Hot Water Show is, I refuse to believe there’s anyone asking for more of it.

It's an infomercial regarding hot water heaters. The elderly subscribers of Compound Media like listening to the quiet voices as they nod off in their chairs.

Just ask Kevin Brennan to do the show. I’d love him shitting on Jim and Sam all over again.

I've fallen and I can't get up!

Is it possible Anthony has been dead for months? Is there anyone that would care who would notice if he was?

Hoping for liver failure.

I hope cirrhosis of the liver takes that pedophile out of fucking commission

Oh please, Jesus on the cross, let him die. I don’t know if this sub can handle all the Pat shit and a dying Nana. It’s almost too much.

It's called a hangover sweetie!

Anything is getting sick very frequently these days.

how do you call out sick when your job is from your own basement

In the very early days, didn't he literally call in sick to his own basement? I'm pretty sure Norton ran the show and Anthony phoned in from his bed upstairs.

Out of the few episodes of tacs Ive seen that was ironically the best one

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How he's still the executive producer is simply astounding. It must kill them both to see GaS Digital be so successful. But wouldn't that be obvious by now?