Hey Pat. Youre a fucking rapist and a pedophile. Come sue me pussy.

71  2019-04-11 by PhishInVa2

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Oh child do you think this will get you in the club?

"What are you going to do? Sue me?"

-Man who was sued

Itd be totally worth it. Whats he stand to get from me?? My collection of dirty used needles and empty bottles of alcohol?? Hes got MUCH more to lose through this whole process than i would. Thats for sure. Also if Joe Cumia didnt have the resources to even get a lawyer on board then Fat Racist Rapist Tomlinson deff doesnt.

"What are you going to do? Sue me?"

-Anthony Cumia while negotiating for a better deal on plastic tits

Sue Lightning?

If that's what it meant, I'd love to get "Sued"

“Spherehunter me”

From the Fantastic Four?

/u/patrickstomlinson Hey you, you’re a fat faggot and a pedophile. Aren’t you glad your girl is now getting railed by a real man, with a big cock? I bet you she is a sub too. She likes to be dominated and called a cunt, and she takes it in the ass and cooks that real man his dinner. She’s a good girl. She knows her place. Yeah I bet that feels good doesn’t it, you little boy. You’re not a man, you’re a child. You’re a feminine little soy boy author faggot. You don’t know what it means to give it to a girl like she deserves it, that’s why she’s going behind your back and getting fucked like a good little whore. Everyone thinks you stink and no one likes you.

Preach on brotherman, preach on!

Oxford comma. Come sue me, pussy

Without the comma, it’s like a pirate saying “Come sue my pussy.”

Faggot, for being a grammar nazi, but at least it was for a (pretty shitty) joke.

Thank you very maaaarrrrgch.

Its April....

Ah, Spring. When a young man’s faggotry turns to... more faggotry.