Nice posing with your wife where you're not really even touching her and you also look like you're trying to kill her, child.

Nice scoop. What kind of creeper pose is that?

"Pat, how many times do I have to tell you to leave your toys outside of the bedroom. You are not sticking that spaceman in my asshole again. Clutching that toy like that you look like a (big fat) child." It cut him so deep, that to this day it's his go to insult.

You are not sticking that spaceman in my asshole again

Yeah right. He'd never destroy its value by taking it out of the package for a woman

He's Great Value Pattern

Two beards

Jared fogle looking ass nigga

You can tell he's the kind of guy who could get really, really big if he let himself go.

That means to even just be chubby is an effort for him.

So leave him alone then, child.

Lol, imagine being this big of a faggot.

It's a way fatter and much less talented Screech

You can tell that Pat's dick barely tickled her labia!

Thank goodness that this goddess found a good man capable of bashing her cervix into silly putty!!

Patso looks like a guy who was really in to ska in 2003.

But like only Reel Big Fish

Exactly.

wait that was me fock

Cherry Poppin’ Fatties

The Aquafats

Streetlight Manifatso

Wow, now that you mention it, I had a boss in '04 who looked just like this, and had a Mighty Mighty Bosstones framed poster in his office.

I had a boss in '04 who looked just like this, and had a Mighty Mighty Bosstones framed poster in his office.

I hope your old boss is dead

never heard of them but judging by the name alone, fuck them & anyone who’s ever listened

He looked like his favorite movie was Swingers.

is that the award winning author patrick s tomilson with a goatee and glasses

You can tell he doesn’t wish to be noticed.

Goatee's are creeper than a hitler tash

What's wrong with Hitler?

This was an advertisement for Kohls in 2000.

“Shop at Kohl’s, you fat pieces of shit”

Fat pat actually looks like a dude here and not the pillsbury dough boy

He used her head to cover his other 12 chins

He looks like a child molesting dentist

Compare her vacant, dissappointed gaze here with her cat-who-got-the-cream smile in her picture with Big Dick Jonathan. No contest!

In that other picture it looks like she's actually happy her pussy broke wide open after Jonathan managed to squeeze 9 thick inches in. I bet she screamed and creamed all over that monster energy cock.

His left hand being limp wristed says everything.

It’s to signify the left hand path of occultism. Patrick S. Tomlinson has been lately accused of ritually murdering infants as sacrifices to further his career

No way, if you look at his career it's obvious he only kills infants for fun.

He believes it gives him sexual powers.

Wait, that's Patrick's girlfriend/wife?

Okay... I'll get shit on here for this, but if he's actually managed to keep a woman that attractive I have to give him some props. You ain't such a loser after all, Patrick, and I genuinely mean that. Good work.

No, that’s his ex-wife. She got preganant, panicked, and left him. Now another man is raising his child. His current girlfriend is cleanly 3 points below this one.

Oh. Oh dear. Never mind then.

You’re getting downvoted, but you asking these questions and making these statements with sincerity should actually bother Patrick more.

I'd.

Is it true that pat can't grow facial hair anymore because his pores got so clogged with jizz they died?

yeah, that's true

I knew it

"Smile for the camera, don't make me choke you again."

Nice hover hand, faggot.

That is the most unsatisfied woman I have ever seen, with her fat man-child husband. "Fine, go fuck that bull all you want BUT YOURE NOT TAKING MY STAR TREK TOYS!!!"

cool transition lenses....NOT

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHAJAAAAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHANAB

Squatting behind his wife...

That outfit he’s wearing is disgusting.

You know what's effed up about google, you can find out anything about someone. I didn't even know who this chick was, but if you search a certain way it gives waaay too much information about her. And it only took me one click.

We don't abuse the victim around here, pal.

She also didn’t shit on Norm or act like an asshole on social media, let’s leave her alone. Praise only. This poor delicate flower deserves every bit of it, can you imagine being stuck for any length of time in a relationship with the huge douche canoe? Poor woman. She has suffered enough thank God she has a real man now.

Good luck getting that ring off.

He looks like an extra from Mallrats

"Hello darkness my old friend"

“Shop at Kohl’s, you fat pieces of shit”

He used her head to cover his other 12 chins

He looks like a child molesting dentist

He's Great Value Pattern