It’s also against the law. If Fatrick goes to the cops and says “hey I just paid criminal hackers to send me ip addresses of people who called me fat on the internet”, he’ll show up in an episode of “world’s dumbest criminals”

Tor the publisher, not the dark web.

I doubt Tor would hand them over (as they comply with EU and Canadian privacy laws).

If he's got anything, it'll be logs from his personal site.