u/IntlectualHomosexual

117  2019-04-11 by JoeCumiaDotCom

23 comments

Perfect

Why, you wanna suck it?

Are those mommy's boots?

And skirt

And abandoners

Is that a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders?

Are you selling this in poster and wallet size?

Billboard

Pennies on the dollar

Penis on the dollar.

That is some gay shit right there.

Moisturize your head dude

So so so so so you're saying riding a giant cock makes me gay?

The funniest part is that is someone's dick and they'll never know what it made an appearance here.

Thats a nice cock

I'm hurting from laughter.

Did you have to pull over?

No joke, I tore my rotator cuff the other day and for some reason that's connected to the side of my stomach, causing it to hurt when I merely breathe. So yes, I was in literal pain laughing at this.

The balls look like the hips of a triceratops.

Anthony's face.

Is that the wicked witch of the west behind joe or just Carol

I recognize that cock and balls.

He must've thought he was so fucking clever when he was coming up with that name. Of course "smart faggot" wasn't nearly verbose or grandiose a name. I guarantee he looked both of those words up in his thesaurus to come up with that one.

Why, you wanna suck it?