I would just want to kill Bingo

hey! i met bingo and she was a sweetheart

Hey! I don't give a care.

Kill: Nia, because she is the most annoying and horrendously ugly

Fuck: Jennifer because one and done, it's over with

Marry: Bingo because she'll overdose and kill herself within months, and you'll be free.

Spot on.

A friend of mine just married a terminally ill woman. She has 1-2 years. It’s sad, but brilliant.

Kill: Nia, because she is the most annoying and horrendously ugly

That was my second reason.

This is the only correct answer.

Plus bingo gets a retard draw check and is low maintenance, so even if she lives it won’t cost you much.

kill Ex Mrs Joe, Fuck Nia, Marry Crazy, just cause if she ever divorced you she'd never make enough sense to get anything and she'd fuck you like a beast

You fuck Bingo because she's crazy and it might be fun once but it'll get old fast.

You marry Jennifer so you can spend Anthony's hard earned money on whatever you want, like donating to Black charities.

You kill Nia for obvious reasons.

I don’t think I could get it up for Bingo, she looks like a dude in most pics

I think you put them in order.

I'd fuck the blue one, she's the closest to being a female.

Marry the middle monster because I hear she's got a steady flow of income from a divorce.

Kill that thing on the end.

Only a true idiot would marry Jennifer

Stanhope is probably my favorite person on the planet, I just can't for the life of me understand that decision.

He's the most overrated dude I've ever seen around here.

What’s a bingo?

The thing on the left.

Suicide.

Myself, you, and Christmas.

This looks like what spoiled Neopolitan ice cream would look like if it took the shape of humans.

I'd Marry Bingo because she's never "around" much anymore and let's you have a man cave made out of your own Ghost Town.

I'd kill Nia because...Nia.

I guess I'd have to fuck whoever that Real Housewife is in the middle....I dont watch the Tru channel, but I'd gladly throw her the bologna pony if it means marrying a vegetable and killing the woman most responsible for the death of good comedy (I was planning on doing those things anyway).

Who's the middle? She is kind of hott.