Just got into an argument with my girl
27 2019-04-10 by yoko_awwnaww
it got really dark
i drank two tall cans of bud ice, and some guy texted her
you can imagine what happened next
i asked how big his cock was, and if she thought about fucking him when we fucked
she started crying and i realized i was screaming
i called her a whore, went outside and called my sponsor
he said its ok to mistakes and that made me feel better
shes inside crying right now, i just had to tell you guys whats up so i dont do anything stupid like drink another beer or worse, smoke something bad
thanks for listening guys
24 comments
1 LupeTheFiasco 2019-04-10
You didn't start looking at the knives again, did you?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
I tried but I couldn't make them out because they were so dark
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-10
Sabatier really motherfucked ya
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
Dude GET TO A MEETING RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU'RE GONNA END UP IN A BAD PLACE
1 LaLaLaLoey 2019-04-10
Ok but why not natty ice?
1 SoundBarWarrior 2019-04-10
Doug Stanhope telling Jim that he's cured of alcoholism made me so happy. Whenever I'm in a bad mood I throw that clip on.
1 Fartpooof 2019-04-10
Mother whoring Irish nigger who’s man are you!
1 revolvingmonk 2019-04-10
You see this knife!? I'm going to teach you to speak English with this fucking knife! Who's man are you!?
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-04-10
i had an epiphany last weekend where i felt bad about writing bad things (or more correctly exposing bad things) about people like Joe and Ant, Patrick or Logan on this subreddit...
I felt their (albeit deserved) pain (to whatever degree they feel it) and didn't want to contribute to it anymore.
Then i come on this sub, just read up about Norton and have to realize it's impossible to not be aggravated by these people, especially the Worm.
I can't take how this guy roles. Jim is the worst of them all, no redeeming qualities i can even jokingly refer to.
1 diddlybooba 2019-04-10
When you post here, you may feel a slight sting. That's empathy fucking with you. Fuck empathy. Empathy only hurts, it never helps.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-04-10
You must be brooding in such a dark place
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
That nig is brooding like a pigeon
1 suirogerg 2019-04-10
inhale Ummmmm, yeah man, that’s a tough one.
She sounds like a scumbag though.
Does she have a big clit? Meaty pussy?
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-10
yeah i guess, but its just not big or meaty enough you know?
it just sits there, like a lazy arby’s melt
1 suirogerg 2019-04-10
Can she at least wear thong underwear? Can you see the lips man? Is she self-conscious about it? She shouldn’t be.
Let’s take a break I gotta piss and my egg whi...wait, hold on, who the FUCK messed up my breakfast order? Who is the fucking SCUMBAG who FUCKED UP my egg whites?
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-10
take your time man, all these are salient questions you should ask anyone who talk to
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-10
Whatever you do, DON’T mention the name of the 12 step group you’re a part of, not even by its alliterative initials. That would be the same as giving out the home addresses and SSN’s of everyone involved.
1 donkeybongers 2019-04-10
I dunno man you don't know true dark and brooding until you slug your way across the linoleum at 2am reaching for a knife because of an argument with your "chick" getting so heated. That's when I knew I had a problem.
1 pattonsmurderedwife 2019-04-10
That's dark man, are you brooding?
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-10
it feels like the devil is inside me
1 pattonsmurderedwife 2019-04-10
Nothing xanax and wine cant solve🤫
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-04-10
I bet you're just listening to Kiss and brooding after that. I think I can speak for everyone when I say that we've all been there.
1 segasarnold 2019-04-10
shes dead and your trying to cover up the murder. I hope you rot in jail.
1 liljoeyk 2019-04-10
I have a great spit-on-the-floor cleanup guy PM me
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
That nig is brooding like a pigeon