Nigga went all in on the bit.

it needs another column:

[Response from cyber police] [still waiting] [still waiting] [still waiting] [still waiting] [still waiting] [I called 10 times and I think they are ignoring my calls] [still waiting] [still waiting] [met an officer at Starbucks, I was trying to explain what Reddit was but he kept asking to see my pictures folder and why I'm so obsessed with the word "child"]

Damn I didn't make the list.

My guess is that You were the only person who didn’t do anything illegal (according to Patrick)

Step it up

Hitler was a nigger who loves fucking Jews assholes raw.

Can I make the next list since this sub beats jokes into the ground.

Woah dude premium content are you sure it's ok that you didn't pay wall this p

Oh go slip in a puddle of sars ya fuckin fairy

You're doing it wrong.

Me neither but i consider myself the point guard of this place. I dont need the glory. Set them up and occasionally get a few in.

I steer the sub(marine)

We're good at what we do.

LOL, how much were you laughing as you created this?

“Claiming I’m trying to kill Hillary Clinton” and “called me a nigger” line, had me spitting out my fucking drink.

I’m howling 😂😂😂😂

Ribs...hurtin'....

Not enough people understand this.

Nice try, 127.0.0.1

stop doxxing people - I'll put you on a list, child.

IP address yuma

Everyone understood it.

ISO__JOE is a real jerk!

Careful, child.

So...he’s ALL of these people? Interesting. I’d need a spreadsheet to keep track of what I’d said with all of these usernames as well.

You're a nigger.

-Does The Bit Guy

Its not lol. Im not fat pat.

Whoever called Liz fat deserves litigation. She's a looker

😁😁

Pissed off that my obsessive hatred wasn't enough to make the list. Guess I'll have to try harder.

fatty read my comment in the courtroom

lol this would never go to court but I’m just laughing at the absurdity of it all.

“Your honour I would like to enter this Reddit comment as exhibit 1. A user by the name of mouthmouth18 accused my client of raping children”

“Objection: British and/or gay!”

“(ugh) Sustained. Counsel, none of that fag spelling in my courtroom or you WILL be held in contempt.”

of all the things I could get in trouble for, that I'd be the most proud of.

"Said I give zim the creeps"

Spread my ass, faggot

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Nice IP addresses fuck boy.

Fuck man, we're just lucky he hasn't declared subpoena yet.

Subpoena!!!

Where the fuck is my subpoena!!! Fuck!!!

plot twist all Anthony alt accounts

That is hilarious

Hahaha that IP address.

I'm actually really pissed off I want included in the bit.

Same here. I've called him fat numerous times.

Man we are in for such a snarky Jezebel article

That does sound like u/joecumiasfryingpan this all checks out we're doomed.

Yeah I have a couple of questions, what is your obsession with the word "child" and why is the IP of all those users the localhost IP? Is it so you don't get in trouble for doxxing or are you just incompetent?

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I also can't tell if this is serious or advanced larping

The worrying thing is that it was somewhat convincing since so much of it was... wrong

It was only convincing to Bobos. I'm afraidy diagnosis is complete: you're retarded

Perhaps more than that

how many times did your mother drop you on your head as a baby? my guess is that it had to be at least dubble digits

Santa: Somebody drop you on your fucking head?

Kid: On my head?

Santa: Well, yeah. What are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?

Kid: How can they drop me onto my own head?

lmao

/u/diddlybooba molest children and enjoys intercourse with gentlemen for money.

so wait.... they all have the same IP address? They're all in on it together?

/conspiracy

StentFeznor is a great name.

Dat's mean-spurrited

This is hilarious hahahaha

Here add mine to your list you unrelevant retard

104.124.154.150

Nice doxxing yourself, stupid

Nah. That's the ip for nsa.gov, dipshit

Wow.

Stop acting like a fag

Yes, is this FBI? Hello my name is Fatrick and I would like to report a crime. Yes, somene called me fat on an internet forum. Hello? Hello?

God he is unbelievably fuckin stupid. Metokur has this faggot in his crosshair now, he is fucked to the point I almost feel bad for him; Fatrick VS. r/O&A + MisterMetokur .... This is about to get goooood lmfao. You asked for it Pat, just remember that.

At one point this sub was about a program on the radio

oh shit Metokur is involved now?

haha poor fat pat

Yeah, check his twitter @MisterAntiBully. I was gonna post a screenshot but im too lazy. I didn't know he browsed this sub lol, but he re-tweeted a few times about dumb Pat, his lolsuit threats, and his spreadsheet Hit list lmfao. I really want Pat to keep sperging to the point where he ends up a lolcow on kiwifarms and eventually a Metokur video. How entertaining would that be.

Someone plays Uplink.

El Faporino makes a good point

I emailed him a poorly drawn cartoon picture of a black man taking a shit in his mouth and I said “this is how Fatrick gets paid for his “work”

Wheres the copy of list I need to if I made

I couldn't even make this list. Man, I am a fucking loser.

I made the list!

The messages are coming from INSIDE THE COMPUTER! GET OUT

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Hitler was a nigger who loves fucking Jews assholes raw.

Can I make the next list since this sub beats jokes into the ground.