A joke is what happens when you put together a thing about a Republican and a thing about evolution.
"Hey any y'all remember John Sununu? He worked for George Bush. Yeah, boo. More like John's I.Q. is doodoo, right? Because of the inferior genes which led him to work for George Bush. Anyway—"
[club stage brick façade collapses in applause pressure wave]
Oranges of Species as in Origin of Species, (AKA) Origin of THE Species? This is one rude dude with a tude. Way to branch out your references from the Liberalism 101 handbook.
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1 PeeSoup3030 2019-04-10
He has the makings of a great L.A comic
1 TungstenShit 2019-04-10
But he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
1 donkeybongers 2019-04-10
What does this "joke" even mean? I assume since he used the word Orange it's about the president.
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-10
Maybe he forgot to type some words.
1 John_Gulbunny 2019-04-10
It’s probably some faggot nerd reference we would never get
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-10
Yeah - I’m trying to figure it out myself.
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-10
I assume it's a reference to Darwin but for the life of me I don't get what the actual joke is. He's not a good writer.
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1 Air_Rangoon 2019-04-10
A joke is what happens when you put together a thing about a Republican and a thing about evolution.
"Hey any y'all remember John Sununu? He worked for George Bush. Yeah, boo. More like John's I.Q. is doodoo, right? Because of the inferior genes which led him to work for George Bush. Anyway—"
[club stage brick façade collapses in applause pressure wave]
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1 crookedmile 2019-04-10
This sounds more like a presidential tweet
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-04-10
I heard this name on Naked Gun 33 1/3 when I was a kid. I always thought he said "Mr. Johnson Newnew".
1 Persianschlong 2019-04-10
fatrick is a huge faggot bitch but dunderhead in DC can't pronounce or understand the word
Origins
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1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-10
I googled it and the fucking hacks at r/politicalhumor actually did make an "Oranges of Species" joke.
https://np.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/b9hbln/the_oranges_of_species/
1 donkeybongers 2019-04-10
I'm going to call Pat a thief now too. I mean the proof is right there.
1 TedBacon 2019-04-10
Figures, his fiction is all shit he stole from better authors, not surprising that as a "comedian", he's also a hack and a joke thief.
1 verystableretard 2019-04-10
Holy shit, that’s like something Nathan Fielder would do, except it would actually be funny because it’s so painfully bad.
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-04-10
aaaaaaaaaand I'm banned.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-10
Like he eats oranges.
1 SuperToes845 2019-04-10
He hires crack whores to pound them up his rectum. He calls it the "Juicy fruit" game.
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-10
I don't know why but he only cums when she's kicking the last on into his stuffed colon. Go figure
1 Attonitus1 2019-04-10
I bet he's been sitting on this gem the whole time he was in "FB jail" and was so excited to share it with the world...1 like.
1 ILoveNiggers_ 2019-04-10
Tens of thousands of fans, child! They just haven’t noticed this gem yet.
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-04-10
Bizarro me.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-04-10
Does anyone remember laughter?
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-10
Every single one of his posts has exactly one like. He's clearly upping himself with an alt.
1 donkeybongers 2019-04-10
That or the beached whale is liking them all.
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-04-10
Oranges of Species as in Origin of Species, (AKA) Origin of THE Species? This is one rude dude with a tude. Way to branch out your references from the Liberalism 101 handbook.
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-04-10
Pat is a meme thief.
1 SuperToes845 2019-04-10
He hires crack whores to pound them up his rectum. He calls it the "Juicy fruit" game.