You claim to be American then post gibberish like "Could t get a second band together to do both.plenty of work for all the bands." That ain't a sentence, you darker skinned person, you.
Now here’s someone who gets it! This is nothing of any importance to you. To some of these jellyfish it’s the closest thing they experience in life to therapy, carnal pleasure, and any semblance of human interaction.
That must make me the winner. This doesn’t bother me. My family doesn’t see this shit and I know what you want from these empty personal insults. You’re failing miserable as antagonists. It if we’re working, I’d stay away, right? Right.
Oh, AntH is no longer family? Because the other stupid thing you could be implying, that AntH doesn't pore over this place all day long, is simply the delerious jibber-jabber of a thoughtless cretin.
The truth is if Ant was producing a quality show, the O&A subreddit would be happily discussing the multi-hour gems we were getting each day. Instead, your dumb antics have become the most captivating thing in this world.
Hey there Joe; just a reminder that despite your lecturing about how blacks should behave, you and your whole family are essentially a bunch of niggers, who're far more low-class than black people at large. You people steal, dodge landlords while destroying their property, sell/use crack ("freebase" is not a notable distinction), and do cocaine with your mother. On behalf of all white people everywhere, you are not allowed to associate yourselves with us. Italians are not white. Your thoughts on the matter?
I live approximately 1600 miles Southwest of Long Island, dummy. I'm not in the position to take a transcontinental journey to fight an overweight, admittedly low-T senior citizen. Be that as it may, why do you think anyone would be intimidated by you in person? You were positively doddering in that karaoke stream of you and your pedophilic brother.
Would you be okay with a 55 year old man your daughter met on Twitter maintaining a relationship with her via DMs and sending her gifts with the expressed intention of fucking her the moment she turns 17?
Of course not. Would you? But there ARE parents out there that don’t mind. Maybe it’s them who need a lesson in morality and responsibility for their children’s safety.
That’s said..
You don’t think I’d just ignore these ridiculous allegations if I knew there was any basis in truth? It’s just more BS that’s thrown out there and twisted out of context and proportion. Same as me being a White Supremacist or my sister having a hairy asshole.
Anonymous COWARDS.
Why hasn’t anyone come forward to “put the nail
In the coffin”? I can tell you. They’re afraid of being sued for libel and slander. That’s for real. Anthony and myself would’ve seen some brave soul step out of the shadows of anonymity and REALLY lay one in us if they had ANYTHING OF SUBSTANCE.
Joe you interviewed David Duke and had a polite, agreeable conversation with him. He's now even more infamous because Topher Grace played him in BlacKKKlansman. You choosing to interview him has permanently given us the ammo to call you exactly that and have 99.5% of the general public agree with us on that alone. Nevermind every single twitter post.
You're not some skinhead churning out neo-nazi music, and nobody says you are. But good lord dude, you've given us all a loaded gun. Regular people do not give platforms to KKK Grand Wizards.
Maybe it’s them who need a lesson in morality and responsibility for their children’s safety.
They do. And so does your brother, who has: Openly flaunted his sexual attraction to underage girls on multiple and becoming angry when other people refused to admit the same; Skirts as close to the legal age of consent as possible; was caught grooming somebody he thought to be a 14 year old girl and attempted to fly her across state lines for the implied purposes of sex. Which is a federal crime, by the way. You can't deny the selfcuttinggirl story. There is evidence that backs it up from multiple sources. Stetten talked about it before the story became public knowledge. Anthony tried to cover it up, but eventually admitted he had talked to "alyssa" and in the process confirmed shit that the man behind the selfcuttinggirl account claimed on wackbag(the hunter being "The Toy Hunter."
Anthony had repeatedly expressed his desire to have sex with underage girls and has been caught at the very least attempting to do so. Unless you believe all of the comments about flying a minor to his house, kissing her and such was all a big prank perpetrated over a period of months, which involved other teenage girls, random people like Penn Jillette, and which Anthony decided to wipe from the internet for an unknown reason.
I swear to God I will name myself and fist fight you if you simply get a lawyer to make it official. I don't want you running away like a girl when I bring my hefty fists near.
You’re the only one here with your hand out for “credit”, Joseph.
Your brother didn’t grasp this concept either, back when he still had Twitter and some of his faculties. He’d be all “nice try, SueLightningsThrobbingPecker8. You only have 12 followers, ahahaha. Blocked to obscurity” as if that was someone’s primary social media account.
Jovine, ah!!! I get it... like a COW!! Homerun Mud!! Hey Fawk ya Mud... uh!! BABOOM!! Gotcha there dawg!! Don’t get into a battle of wits wit me!! I’m an unarmed guy!! Double guns chippuh BANG BANG!!!
Joe its your HOA Press here, we have constantly told you that leaving your trash can out is against the boards policy. Please place it out of sight. Also we have received numerous complaints about somebody from your residence playing Guitar poorly. Please learn how to play more than 2 chords. Thank you for your potatoe peeling service.
How does it feel, Joe? To know that if me and you go to jail in the same city, on the same day, that you're my new Old Lady? Better stop worrying about that and start making sure you get that blood stain out if my shirt.
95 comments
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-10
Ya mudda skunt stink. Dead she a dead.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
Yes. It probably stinks something awesome about now Mambutu. What fuckin 3rd world language are you speaking?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-10
ahhahahahha de worm dem a crawl in and outta ya muma pussyhole jancro a nyam up har clit
That's jamaican patois. I'm multilingual I can talk about your mothers decaying cunt a dozen different ways
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
Go ahead... no one is listening
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
Read the room you 60 year old nigger
1 Guatzelot 2019-04-10
Your dad sucks cock in hell.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
No argument. You may be right.
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-04-10
I still laugh that your dumb cunt faggot of a mother is worm food. Sucks to suck, fatso.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
She’s dead. You can’t hurt or anger her or me. Think about it...
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-04-10
Lol
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
Tsss fawk yeah! Dat bitch keeps da worm lifecycle going.
1 telav 2019-04-10
you do. that's all that matters.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-04-10
Ah fuck you got us again you old bastard
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
I just had to cancel one myself. Double booked on that day. Could t get a second band together to do both.plenty of work for all the bands. Thanks!
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-04-10
Skip one day at the gloryhole and they give your job to somebody else, hmm?
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-10
Wait - you didn’t cancel the bag convention, did you? Fuckin’ bought tickets to that, man.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
Serious question, wtf is the bag convention? I have no clue.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
It was a random gig your gay band did that we laughed at because of how sparsely populated it was and how inept you were on the mic.
You are not good and we laugh at that.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
Would you like I should post a link?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
Here you fat girl-getting rager:
https://youtu.be/4oxJcAVjr98
If we lived in the same state I would appear at "Compound East" and pugilize you about the lips. You fucking dough boy bitch.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
Here you go, you fat girl-getting shit:
https://youtu.be/4oxJcAVjr98
If we lived in the same state I would pugilize you about the lips, you jiggaboo ass bitch.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
You claim to be American then post gibberish like "Could t get a second band together to do both.plenty of work for all the bands." That ain't a sentence, you darker skinned person, you.
1 pithypariah 2019-04-10
Okay, thanks.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-10
Nice brevity, stupid.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-04-10
So what? It’s just for a few laughs, this is nothing of importance to anyone here.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
Now here’s someone who gets it! This is nothing of any importance to you. To some of these jellyfish it’s the closest thing they experience in life to therapy, carnal pleasure, and any semblance of human interaction.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-04-10
Yeah we rag on those nerds too, what the point?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
He's having an intense gay crisis Leave him to wallow in his misery. God willing, he'll shake the gay off and one day become a real man
1 snargfursk 2019-04-10
You don't know what carnal please and human interaction means.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-04-10
It’s a subscription service and yes they do
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-10
who da fuck is dis muuuuuuuuuuuuugggg
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-04-10
Joe, what do you think about the moment Anth became choked up with Ron Bennginton on the show? Both times.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
Never saw it. No shit.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-04-10
May I invite you to watch, or at least the source material that was used to make this hilarious edit. https://streamable.com/vuemh
I want to know what you think about Anth nearly crying about your mother, what do you think this says about his true feelings about how it ended?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
"Never saw it, no. I'm shit." - Joseph Cumua
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-10
what triggered your outburst this time, retard? Are you made because they pointed out you referred to your living mother as an orange?
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
Haha! I’M THE ONE THAT REFERRED TO HER AS HAVING THE MENTAL CAPACITY OF AN ORANGE...and you think I’d get angry because you pull a Paulie Walnuts?
“HEY T!! Didja hear what He said? He said his Mom has the brain power of an Orange...!! Heh!! Did ya hear that-T? AN ORANGE!! A fuckin Orange!!”
What a collection of imbeciles. It’s mind numbing just how numb your minds are.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-04-10
I like when you start comparisons and can't think of a second thing. Plastic bag convention.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
That would be like... A convention... For people who... Who like plastic bags.....
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-10
And you still don't see how this reflects badly on you, poorly bred African
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-10
move to nominate Joe as this sub's Worst Parent, as Kuhn is locked up?
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-04-10
Kuhn isn't a parent anymore.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
That must make me the winner. This doesn’t bother me. My family doesn’t see this shit and I know what you want from these empty personal insults. You’re failing miserable as antagonists. It if we’re working, I’d stay away, right? Right.
1 siposip 2019-04-10
Umm...You do realize what comes up if anyone googles your name right?
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-10
No, stupid, it's the opposite. The fact you're here means it is working.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-10
He doesn’t fully grasp the term “working”, clearly.
1 TedBacon 2019-04-10
That's a family trait.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
Oh, AntH is no longer family? Because the other stupid thing you could be implying, that AntH doesn't pore over this place all day long, is simply the delerious jibber-jabber of a thoughtless cretin.
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-10
So Kuhn is permanently dq'd Joe is the strong #1 contender
1 telav 2019-04-10
he's obviously calling out for attention here. he does this whenever our focus is on Fatrick. Joe, you are so pathetic.
1 CasinoIndian 2019-04-10
Have a cigar, boy. You're not going to go far, you'll never fly, and no one will remember you when you're gone.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
Are you a professional song parodist?
1 CasinoIndian 2019-04-10
It's called RIDING THE GRAVY TRAIN
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-04-10
The truth is if Ant was producing a quality show, the O&A subreddit would be happily discussing the multi-hour gems we were getting each day. Instead, your dumb antics have become the most captivating thing in this world.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
I’d call it purgatory. It’s heavy on the nothingness. At least hell would be interesting
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-04-10
Hey there Joe; just a reminder that despite your lecturing about how blacks should behave, you and your whole family are essentially a bunch of niggers, who're far more low-class than black people at large. You people steal, dodge landlords while destroying their property, sell/use crack ("freebase" is not a notable distinction), and do cocaine with your mother. On behalf of all white people everywhere, you are not allowed to associate yourselves with us. Italians are not white. Your thoughts on the matter?
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
My thoughts? Glad you asked. I think you’re an anonymous coward that would never have the balls to say any of that to my face. There you go!
1 LupeTheFiasco 2019-04-10
Oh he's got the balls alright, he'll stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
I will hold you by the jawbone and spit in your eyes while I jam my hog up your calzone chute, you goddamned idiot
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-10
You’re on fire, JCFP!
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-04-10
I live approximately 1600 miles Southwest of Long Island, dummy. I'm not in the position to take a transcontinental journey to fight an overweight, admittedly low-T senior citizen. Be that as it may, why do you think anyone would be intimidated by you in person? You were positively doddering in that karaoke stream of you and your pedophilic brother.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-04-10
Would you be okay with a 55 year old man your daughter met on Twitter maintaining a relationship with her via DMs and sending her gifts with the expressed intention of fucking her the moment she turns 17?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-10
Height.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
Of course not. Would you? But there ARE parents out there that don’t mind. Maybe it’s them who need a lesson in morality and responsibility for their children’s safety.
That’s said..
You don’t think I’d just ignore these ridiculous allegations if I knew there was any basis in truth? It’s just more BS that’s thrown out there and twisted out of context and proportion. Same as me being a White Supremacist or my sister having a hairy asshole. Anonymous COWARDS.
Why hasn’t anyone come forward to “put the nail In the coffin”? I can tell you. They’re afraid of being sued for libel and slander. That’s for real. Anthony and myself would’ve seen some brave soul step out of the shadows of anonymity and REALLY lay one in us if they had ANYTHING OF SUBSTANCE.
Those are facts.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-04-10
Have you looked through this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/b2dh3y/anthony_cumia_and_selfcuttinggirl_updated/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-04-10
Confirmation Joe has inspected Dawn's asshole
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-10
Joe you interviewed David Duke and had a polite, agreeable conversation with him. He's now even more infamous because Topher Grace played him in BlacKKKlansman. You choosing to interview him has permanently given us the ammo to call you exactly that and have 99.5% of the general public agree with us on that alone. Nevermind every single twitter post.
You're not some skinhead churning out neo-nazi music, and nobody says you are. But good lord dude, you've given us all a loaded gun. Regular people do not give platforms to KKK Grand Wizards.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
I would hope Anthony rapes Layla to prove a lesson to you except I'm an actual man and not a pissy eyed faggot and poor excuse for a father.
How does it feel to truly internalize the reality that I am more of a father to Layla than you are?
I'm defending her tender cunt from your hainous brother, while you are dilly-dallying and playing pretend dress up with your felcher friends?
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-04-10
They do. And so does your brother, who has: Openly flaunted his sexual attraction to underage girls on multiple and becoming angry when other people refused to admit the same; Skirts as close to the legal age of consent as possible; was caught grooming somebody he thought to be a 14 year old girl and attempted to fly her across state lines for the implied purposes of sex. Which is a federal crime, by the way. You can't deny the selfcuttinggirl story. There is evidence that backs it up from multiple sources. Stetten talked about it before the story became public knowledge. Anthony tried to cover it up, but eventually admitted he had talked to "alyssa" and in the process confirmed shit that the man behind the selfcuttinggirl account claimed on wackbag(the hunter being "The Toy Hunter."
Anthony had repeatedly expressed his desire to have sex with underage girls and has been caught at the very least attempting to do so. Unless you believe all of the comments about flying a minor to his house, kissing her and such was all a big prank perpetrated over a period of months, which involved other teenage girls, random people like Penn Jillette, and which Anthony decided to wipe from the internet for an unknown reason.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-10
Reminder: You are a narcissist that wants more attention, you wield frying pans as weapons, and you drive recklessly with your child in the back seat.
Now back to Fat Pat
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
Reminder: you’re an anonymous coward that has lots to say but can’t take any credit for it. You’re invisible.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-10
No shit stupid, I do this merely for my enjoyment.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
I swear to God I will name myself and fist fight you if you simply get a lawyer to make it official. I don't want you running away like a girl when I bring my hefty fists near.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-10
You’re the only one here with your hand out for “credit”, Joseph.
Your brother didn’t grasp this concept either, back when he still had Twitter and some of his faculties. He’d be all “nice try, SueLightningsThrobbingPecker8. You only have 12 followers, ahahaha. Blocked to obscurity” as if that was someone’s primary social media account.
1 mudpart2 2019-04-10
Fuck off Jovine.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
Jovine, ah!!! I get it... like a COW!! Homerun Mud!! Hey Fawk ya Mud... uh!! BABOOM!! Gotcha there dawg!! Don’t get into a battle of wits wit me!! I’m an unarmed guy!! Double guns chippuh BANG BANG!!!
1 mudpart2 2019-04-10
They took your guns too?
1 I_BUKAKE_LAYLA_CUMIA 2019-04-10
Why do you and Tranthony fondle your sister?
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-10
She’s kind of fondleable in a trashy “fuck it” kind of way, no?
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-10
This is embarrassing
1 MoistureMop1 2019-04-10
Joe its your HOA Press here, we have constantly told you that leaving your trash can out is against the boards policy. Please place it out of sight. Also we have received numerous complaints about somebody from your residence playing Guitar poorly. Please learn how to play more than 2 chords. Thank you for your potatoe peeling service.
1 snargfursk 2019-04-10
So so so so so you're saying that no one cares about a subreddit for a long dead radio show that no one cared about in the first place????
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-04-10
You clearly care about this sub. Boom gotcha bitch
1 Haunter94 2019-04-10
It's not so bad here, have you seen the rest of reddit?
1 2UsRoadie 2019-04-10
$ 5.000
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-04-10
Joe you don't matter anymore. We're focused on fat pat. Shut up.
1 PatBattle1 2019-04-10
Brother Joe is there any chance of a rotgut reunion show in the future? Had a great time at the last one I went to.
1 BukakeBolsonaro 2019-04-10
If only that pudding head mother of yours thought you how to write like a non retarded person.
1 siposip 2019-04-10
Not that i wanna help Joe but maybe you should edit this post, stupid.
1 IntlectualHomosexual 2019-04-10
No one googles my name. PS- there are 3 Joseph Cumia’s in the Northeast alone. Not me.
PS- You’re an anonymous coward.
1 I_BUKAKE_LAYLA_CUMIA 2019-04-10
Nice replying to your own post, stupid
1 siposip 2019-04-10
Right...Because family members never google eachother right? I've fx never googled any of my parents.
​
PS- Why thank you.
1 I_BUKAKE_LAYLA_CUMIA 2019-04-10
oh. Your gay lol
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-10
How does it feel, Joe? To know that if me and you go to jail in the same city, on the same day, that you're my new Old Lady? Better stop worrying about that and start making sure you get that blood stain out if my shirt.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-04-10
I knew you wouldn't last a week without making feeble impotent posts again. So I made you this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/bbloan/hell_be_back/