People who refer to inanimate objects as women are fucking retarded.
Also, nice sexism Patrick; why don't you refer to it as a man? Why are you assuming its pronouns? Can only "she" be sexy? For a man as opinionated and P.C. as you act, you certainly have a lot of toxic masculinity emanating from your posts.
Everything he says seems like a regurgitated mishmash of phrases he has heard before. He seems like the kind of person that would completely buy into your sales pitch if you used the word "synergy" even if you used it incorrectly.
Being a "toy collector, nerd" does not make you smart, hip or cool. It makes you what you are. A nothing, nobody with severe arrested development due to family rape issues. Get in the coffin. NEXT!
Well he did try to make his own standup memes. Using his corny (its whats for breakfast) jokes. And try to self promote on a standup sub. So it wouldnt be much of a stretch.
Apparently "what's for breakfast" is canned corn and peanut butter toast. He posted a pic of that meal like a teenage girl, which is hilarious. Wait... I don't want to be inaccurate, he also had some eggs and 5 leafs of uncooked baby spinach.
Why would you not cook the spinach with the eggs?
Only a retard that eats canned corn for breakfast can tell us.
I hope it comes true and it's just him sitting in an empty house, alone, with an overpriced $400k concept motorcycle sitting in the living room with no furniture.
I cant stand ships, cars, or America being referred to as "she" or "her." This is some bullshit they came up with in the 1200s or whatever, why are we giving personal attributes to inanimate objects, even worse giving them female attributes, who cant be relied upon for anything. I wish we could lose this faggy paradigm.
Actually the most embarrassing part of this is that he has terrible terrible taste in ship design. I mean, yeah, what a nerd. Am I right? OK I’m a loser. 😞
People who refer to inanimate objects as women are fucking retarded.
Also, nice sexism Patrick; why don't you refer to it as a man? Why are you assuming its pronouns? Can only "she" be sexy? For a man as opinionated and P.C. as you act, you certainly have a lot of toxic masculinity emanating from your posts.
Everything he says seems like a regurgitated mishmash of phrases he has heard before. He seems like the kind of person that would completely buy into your sales pitch if you used the word "synergy" even if you used it incorrectly.
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1 Itllbeceesh 2019-04-10
What a complete and utter faggot.
1 gayjohn75 2019-04-10
Also nothing "looks like it's moving" in space
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-10
yeah this shit's hardly even funny just depressing. you know for a fact tubby tits inserts the ships into his arsehole. weird prick
1 fatshamers 2019-04-10
People who refer to inanimate objects as women are fucking retarded.
Also, nice sexism Patrick; why don't you refer to it as a man? Why are you assuming its pronouns? Can only "she" be sexy? For a man as opinionated and P.C. as you act, you certainly have a lot of toxic masculinity emanating from your posts.
1 racemic_mixture 2019-04-10
Everything he says seems like a regurgitated mishmash of phrases he has heard before. He seems like the kind of person that would completely buy into your sales pitch if you used the word "synergy" even if you used it incorrectly.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-10
He simply is not there.
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-10
Nice writing, stupid.
1 Skip4play 2019-04-10
Whats even funnier is that he liked the "fast" looking ship when aerodynamics do not apply in space. So in theory they all could go the same speed.
1 Attonitus1 2019-04-10
It's a fucking toy, it doesn't bleed shit, except for the cum he inserted in it the night before.
1 SuperToes845 2019-04-10
His violent rape humor is disgusting
1 ReggieTheReckless85 2019-04-10
Rumor is he told his ex-wife, "You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault."
Utterly disgusting. If true, Patrick S. Tomlinson needs many years of therapy.
1 tooth_repair 2019-04-10
He could never come up with something that elegant and direct.
1 ReggieTheReckless85 2019-04-10
True. He writes like a pre-teen girl, so he's not bright enough to speak that beautifully.
1 donkeybongers 2019-04-10
Oh boy! It warrants so many answers!
1 pithypariah 2019-04-10
Being a "toy collector, nerd" does not make you smart, hip or cool. It makes you what you are. A nothing, nobody with severe arrested development due to family rape issues. Get in the coffin. NEXT!
1 ordinarybots 2019-04-10
NEXT JOKE ORIGIN
1 pithypariah 2019-04-10
Thanks for the link, but I meant NEXT as in one down, a million more nothings like our Mr. Fatrick , to go.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-04-10
It’s almost sad that he believes his dogshit books are going to be movies one day
1 Skip4play 2019-04-10
You know he is trying hard to make that happen. Would explain giving away free books at comic cons.
1 ISO__JOE 2019-04-10
I get the distinct impression big pat made a bunch of reddit accounts to ask himself questions he could answer. He has no fanbase.
1 Skip4play 2019-04-10
Well he did try to make his own standup memes. Using his corny (its whats for breakfast) jokes. And try to self promote on a standup sub. So it wouldnt be much of a stretch.
1 racemic_mixture 2019-04-10
Apparently "what's for breakfast" is canned corn and peanut butter toast. He posted a pic of that meal like a teenage girl, which is hilarious. Wait... I don't want to be inaccurate, he also had some eggs and 5 leafs of uncooked baby spinach.
Why would you not cook the spinach with the eggs?
Only a retard that eats canned corn for breakfast can tell us.
1 Foddashow 2019-04-10
Concur
1 LamarThePotato 2019-04-10
Even Erock looks like a man compared to this guy.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-10
they look pretty similar
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-04-10
Toys aside, The Nagel has infamously coveted seed. A man can treat himself to babyboy indulgences when women are desperate to sire his heir.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-10
Not picking a female spaceship designer? Dude WTF
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-04-10
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this guy is a world class faggot.
1 throwbenny 2019-04-10
Nice 's stupid
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-10
unless your Patrick Bateman you dont talk about shit like that
1 Itllbeceesh 2019-04-10
Wordy faggot really does sound like Bateman describing a Whitney Houston CD.
Total loon this guy is.
1 bobbacklund 2019-04-10
Nice very specific and unrealistic dream child.
1 Itllbeceesh 2019-04-10
That one sentence alone gives you a real insight into what a fairy tale world this fantasist nutbag lives in.
What normal functioning adult has a dream that autistically specific.
1 dmix 2019-04-10
I hope it comes true and it's just him sitting in an empty house, alone, with an overpriced $400k concept motorcycle sitting in the living room with no furniture.
1 AOTV88 2019-04-10
God I hate self-described nerds.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-04-10
I cant stand ships, cars, or America being referred to as "she" or "her." This is some bullshit they came up with in the 1200s or whatever, why are we giving personal attributes to inanimate objects, even worse giving them female attributes, who cant be relied upon for anything. I wish we could lose this faggy paradigm.
1 Invunche 2019-04-10
I like the Excelsior too but I would never admit it in a place like this.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-10
Actually the most embarrassing part of this is that he has terrible terrible taste in ship design. I mean, yeah, what a nerd. Am I right? OK I’m a loser. 😞
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-04-10
I bet the nx2000 excelsior is in his rectum right now
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-10
I like to build models, child.
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-10
EXCELSIOR!
1 gayjohn75 2019-04-10
Also nothing "looks like it's moving" in space
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-10
yeah this shit's hardly even funny just depressing. you know for a fact tubby tits inserts the ships into his arsehole. weird prick
1 ReggieTheReckless85 2019-04-10
Rumor is he told his ex-wife, "You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault."
Utterly disgusting. If true, Patrick S. Tomlinson needs many years of therapy.
1 fatshamers 2019-04-10
People who refer to inanimate objects as women are fucking retarded.
Also, nice sexism Patrick; why don't you refer to it as a man? Why are you assuming its pronouns? Can only "she" be sexy? For a man as opinionated and P.C. as you act, you certainly have a lot of toxic masculinity emanating from your posts.
1 racemic_mixture 2019-04-10
Everything he says seems like a regurgitated mishmash of phrases he has heard before. He seems like the kind of person that would completely buy into your sales pitch if you used the word "synergy" even if you used it incorrectly.