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I for one am looking forward to our Usual Suspects-esque adventures after we're put together in a holding cell.

We needed those receipts Karen!

Karen!? That’s all the receipts we had left!

You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Giggling like a bunch of young broads in a school yard. Well, let me tell you a joke: Five guys sitting in a bull pen, San Quentin. Wondering how the fuck they got there. What'd we do wrong? What should we've done? What didn't we do? It's your fault, my fault, his fault. All that bullshit. Finally, someone comes up with the idea, wait a minute, while we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around and tell fucking jokes. Got the message?

I'm not built for prison.

First night's kinda rough. Gets better over time.

Just ask for squirrel master when nasty Nate comes for your fruit cocktail

I will not take prison advice from anyone in this subreddit. I'll rather kill myself before the discovery phase ends.

Jokes on you. We got Christopher on the inside who's been establishing contacts for the last 2 years

The baby killers are treated well, I hear.

Hardly his fault

I can't wait to get his ex on the stand and ask her to point out the fat man she used to be married to.

You're nothing to me now. Not a brother, not a friend. When you go to Panera Bread I want to know a day in advance so I won't be there.

Are we all being tried at once, with each of us taking responsibility for the entirety of the content posted here? We're all probably looking at 25-to-life together. Can't wait to hang with Killa Kuhn and tell him about all the latest audio technologies.

I got the world that they are lining us up in front of a firing squad

not looking forward to solitary at the opie & anthony subreddit supermax

Was that flee for your lives line a "the tingler" reference or am I just autistic?

I was waiting for a Vos plug.

I got the world that they are lining us up in front of a firing squad