Fatso the Cuckold: Legal Expert, is taking notes (and stopped calling them receipts)

172  2019-04-09 by spams_seed

174 comments

I guess he and Logan teamed up. Joke's on him, without Joe on his side he has no case.

Better prepare for the class action guys. L. Lynn, J. Cumia & P. Tomlinson vs /r/opieandanthony

And all the other people we wronged like it’s the last ep of Seinfeld

Have you ever wanted to sue a sub over a parody? Happens to me all the time!"

"Stop now, before the gears start turning"

Spooky.

A plea for us to stop masked as a threat.

Not really. I'm looking forward to the Discovery process.

they'll discover you're fat though pat

I got one: Fat Pat.

We've got the receipts, child

SUBPOENA!

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

You cant just declare it.

Patrick has a sub-penis (a vagina)

I love how impotent you are against us. We affect your life and there is nothing you can do about it.

Why in the hell do you keep responding

You ain't gonna do shit, you fucking wuss.

Your ex-wife upgraded, faggot

Your writing is not good.

Shut up, retard

What is your lawyers name? Oh wait he doesnt exist and no lawyer would ever take your case lol. Seriously, what is your plan?

I'm looking forward to the Syfy process.

Nothing will happen you fat child. People with far bigger allowances than you have threatened the sub.

So are we

May I recommend The People's Court?

Discover some cyanide faggot

Racist pedophile Pat. Fuck you.

nigga you too fat to discover you own dick

Is that what you call it when you need your dick for something?

Discovery. Nice.

I’m looking forward to my chat with Discovery Channel later about your misogyny, Patrick. They are concerned about your violent rants online. They seem like a nice, progressive company full of listeners. As a POC trans man I’m super offended as well, but much like poor Adrienne I’m fighting back against your threats.

PATRICK S. TOMLINSON: YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US

The internet is forever. Good luck getting a spot on any of their programs after this, lard ass.

If he already had a case, he would file it and not issue threats. And I'm sure his long history of being a raging asshole on social media to whoever he encounters will work in his favor.

If there's one thing people like him have hammered home for the last decade it is, people like him, "straight", white, and male, have so much privilege that they can't be harassed online. Especially since we're all gay black men and he's invading our historially black subreddit.

Why else would we say nigger so much?

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Came here to agree and add that we say “faggot” a lot, too, so we’re clearly gay fags legally. Not a criticism, just a friendly addition.

And I'm sure his long history of being a raging asshole on social media to whoever he encounters will work in his favor.

In his own Amazon author biography he states:

he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media.

I'm not a lawyer, but I don't see how anyone who basically proclaims themselves a social media shit-stirrer can then turn around and complain about people harassing them on social media.

The funny thing is that I bet this guy thought he was King Shit Internet BadAss because he called a few people child and banned them on Twitter. He buys a Triumph motorcycle "specifically to infuriate Harley riders". He starts "enormous fights on social media". And now he's complaining because the shit he did to other people is coming back on him 100 fold.

Reminder that "Harley riders" = Jonathan the alpha who took his wife

Real Harley riders like myself don’t care that you have a Triumph, fat fuck. The man makes the bike , not the other way around. So even if you had gotten a Harley, it would have been piloted by a massive faggot, thus rendering its inherent cool factor powerless.

Fatprick is a useless jizz rag, in my humble opinion. He should have been shot in the toilet, in my opinion. Try suing, bitch tits.

I'm conflicted because you called Pat fat, but you also unironically referred to yourself as a"Real Harley rider". Please pat yourself on the back with an axe.

Yes, I referred to myself as a real one, because I’m not one of these fools that has one and let’s it sit in the garage. I am a biker, my dad was a biker, my grandfather was a biker, old-school stuff, you own one, you ride the fucking thing.

Sorry to have excited your edgelord tendencies.

Tell us more

That's all so cool man. Just you an the road, stretching out ahead of you. It's romantic, but masculine.

The talent this place has for ball busting is unparalleled. Fuck the table wherever the fuck.

Ride into this world...

Big deal I have an 83 Subaru

The Crow Flys Straight

I'm no lawyer, but Fatrick is a faggot

buys a Triumph motorcycle "specifically to infuriate Harley riders"

He should have bought an off brand jap cruiser then, like BroJo did. Also being a retard, triumph is a make of motorcycles, not a type they have sportsbikes,off roaders even a giant motorcycle that uses a car engine..not just vintage"inspired" hipstermobiles .

“Stop now before I offer someone 5,000 bucks to get this place shut down.”

That nigga don't have no 5,000 bucks

Nigga still playing Madden on PS3 crunching leaves laugh

Yeah you can call me fat, call me a bitch, call me a hack, call me an estrogen filled cuck, say my wife left me cause I'm a gay nerd, make fun of my books, mock the threats I make towards you, laugh at how I insult you, belittle how I screenshot your posts and share them while accusing you of cyberstalking... but you better watch your step, cause I'm watching...

Remember when what's his nose was being cyberstalked and the police didn't care, so he tried to get funds for a cybercrime investigator? How'd that turn out?

This ain't our first rodeo, child.

Nothing is illegal because he's declared himself a public figure and we're just fucking with him. I know this because I almost went to law school, case closed. "It's not that I hate all Jews but just the greedy, big nosed kike ones...oh wait I guess I do hate all Jews." Patrick Tomlinson

Did Patrick really say that about the persecuted Jewish people?

Very problematic.

Nasty guy.

Sad!

Punching nazis is illegal too but he proudly advocates for violence against minorities

He punched a woman for wearing a hat and angrily defended it while blocking his actual friends. He is a fucking loon. Also a fat and talentless faggot.

Did he really punch a woman? That’s over the line if so, and I’ll say it where he can see it, if it’s true and he comes to a convention or some shit in my state I’ll go beat the shit out of him. I don’t give a fuck, I’ll spend the weekend in jail to prove a point.

He absolutely did, and also preemptively mocked anyone who might question it by calling them pearl clutchers and Nazi enablers.

He's a tremendous jackass.

Any photos of the post? I knew this guy was crazy but I didn't know he was that bad. How do people even get this radicalized?

He's a perfect example of why internet echo chambers are so dangerous. You just get whipped up into an anti Nazi fervor but then you're definition of nazi is "anyone who disagrees with me"

And no, i don't have a screengrab of that post nit I'm sure one of the dozens of autists on this site does.

It's not about being radicalized. His politics are actually mostly centrist. He literally just repeats whatever he hears on CNN or reads in the Huffington Post, and is incapable of any type of critical analysis. He is just legitimately very stupid.

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Is he taking notes or receipts? Its all very confusing.

umm, ever heard of the second world war 2 sweetie? Child, just call me General PAtton Oswalt bc of all the Nazis i end ok??

Time to make some more dummy instagram accounts!

My father is a judge so we’re good as far as the law goes.

Must be cool to judge wet t-shirt contests.

Reinhold?

We can have a mock trial!

With William Hung and the Hung Jury!!!

I bet he and that other fag Logan Lynn are plotting...

According to Jay Mohr, Logan Lynn won't work with you unless you can fit his dick and balls in your mouth at the same time. I guess Patrick passed the test.

Stuffing the envelope

Heh oh yah they are

Bring it on faggot

Hard to believe his wife left him.

Not really. Did you see the guy she's with now? He's got that Big Dick Energy and the roguish smirk of one of life's winners.

hes got the look of a big dicked harley rider, ripping darts and stealin hearts on the open road

Fertile man. Cum thicker than glue.

And that Harley Davidson Motorcycle. Sploosh.

It's been fun while it lasted but I'm getting scared now. Patrick is obviously a very serious man, who is definitely respected by his community and his word holds real weight in the higher echelons of Milwaukee society. He's never made empty threats to us about taking action before so I have no choice but to believe everything he says and cease making fun of him before "the gears start turning".

I don't think your fears are unfounded. This is what we know about him:

  • His social media posts frequently involve violent ideation.

  • His social media posts frequently involve photographs of him brandishing weapons.

  • He appears to spend multiple nights a week drinking to intoxication.

  • He admits he has anger management problems.

  • He appears to frequently fantasize about single handedly bringing about "change."

  • He appears to suffer from some degree of narcissistic personality disorder, evidenced by the constant diminutization of people who he views as intellectually inferior.

In my opinion, based on what I've seen, it's completely understandable that you would feel unsafe given the unhinged attitude that Patrick's displaying.

Those are some real ass receipts.

This makes me nervous for you guys.

this is like the scene in Eyes Wide shut, in the billiards room at Sydney Pollocks mansion. Very scared right now, at first i thought laughing at this fat pathetic mess of a 'man' was all fun and games but now i am worried im gonna get hauled into court for calling Pat a raging cunt, a fat retard, a mangy mongoloid queer, or future Aids patient.

Of course, with Internet trolling on the rise, some lawmakers are trying to take action. In 2012, Arizona passed a law outlawing harassment over an electronic device -- although UCLA law professor Eugene Volokh pointed out that the law was probably unconstitutional because the language was so broad.

  • M

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Fuck you, M is the man.

We dont do racism here. Fuck off nazi

The further he digs his heels in, the more this sub will likely ease up. It's a smart strategy, let's see how it plays out

Opie has the right idea, just ignore us

He also had nothing anyway, so he had no choice but to ignore us.

When you openly call for violence against conservative women because they support a different political party than you, you reap what you sew.

  1. This is not cyberstalking, I have never left a comment on any of Patrick's social media accounts.

  2. This is not online harassment, as much as it is to criticize Chris Brown or Tyreek Hill on social media for domestic violence.

  3. This is not libel. Much like we have archived proof Joe Cumia wants all the "apes" of America deported to Africa, we have archived proof Patrick supports violence against conservative women.

So take notes on that before you take me to court, child. Every crime exists in the head of a delusional narcissist who thinks he can talk shit on the internet all day but legally nobody can say a thing back to him or else you'll throw them in prison.

Fact is, I've never posted that women (or men for that matter) should be assaulted based on skin color, religion, sexual preference, or political affiliation. Patrick S. Tomlinson has. I feel not an ounce of guilt calling you a stupid fat fuck.

I have never left a comment on any of Patrick's social media accounts.

I never have either, although I've laughed at some of the comments.

Every crime exists in the head of a delusional narcissist who thinks he can talk shit on the internet all day but legally nobody can say a thing back to him or else you'll throw them in prison.

Like I posted above, his author bio on Amazon says he's found starting enormous fights on social media. I'm sure he'll edit it, but it's been up there for so long now I'm sure it's been archived somewhere. How are you going to complain about people doing exactly what it is you say you do?

I've laughed

You are so fucked

SUBPOENA!

I have stated facts that he doesn't like, or opinions about his nature.

He is a smug dick. He is a cuckold. He is an amateurish writer. He is fat. He is an advocate for violence against women. He is pathetic and unfunny. He is a bad, insecure person objectively. He has clear mommy issues. I find his wife rather unattractive and a huge step down from the publicly available pictures of his first wife. I've never commented on his posts, called his easily available phone number or home. Nobody here has ever threatened him.

He has called for violence against women, conservatives, the president and numerous other people. He brags about how tough and aggressive he is. And yet, here he is, threatening to do what? Silence "fascists" who say things he doesn't like about him. He wanted to be a public figure.

Remember when he got shut the fuck down by Ben Shapiro and called a "guy no one's ever heard of" who "calls himself a comic" "nasty" "stupid" "obviously a douchebag" and much more? Shapiro gets called way worse than anything we do... ever single day on Twitter. He gets threatened, he gets publicly barred from speaking places, he gets death threats.

Shall we list the amount of times Shapiro has gone on Twitter or reddit to threaten people with "gears" "receipts" "evidence", etc. to threaten to shut people's speech down because they don't like him? No? That's because Fatrick, because I know you're here, you're not on the level of people like that. You're not a celebrity. You're not a public figure. You're a fucking nobody fat piece of shit from Milwaukee who can't handle criticism because of your own narcissism, insecurity and womanly emotionalism. The same emotionalism and need to be important and validated that keeps getting you barred from public discourse on social media platforms.

You don't have that shield against criticism that real public figures have, even though you fake and pretend like you do with all the "child" and other baby talk. We see you. We get exactly who and what you are, and it's not a tough guy with a team of lawyers and legal experts collecting a dossier on the Opie and Anthony subreddit to bring them down in a landmark case against bullying on the internet. You're a grown fucking toddler who keeps flailing around throwing a tantrum hoping the mommy and daddy authorities will come and placate you to calm you down and instead they keep giving you a timeout in the corner hoping you'll learn your lesson not to be such a fucking obnoxious, violent child, child.

You're a grown man trying to get attention for BEING CYBERBULLIED like a 12 year old girl, because you keep trying to fight back and losing... so your only recourse is to play the sad victim card like all the minorities you champion except for women who you despise and want to control.

Nice essay, faggot.

Facts, child

Let's ramp it up

Patrick is why Allah brought bullying to our earth

Patrick just posted this in response to a comment then deleted it (100% serious): "Don't be shocked by the subpoenas"

I can see the headlines now "Paneras raided across America in Reddit bullying sting"

Patso has experience in raiding panera breads judging by his puffy man-titties

Loves to double up on carbs for breakfast. I mean who eats corn for breakfast?

Stupid Assholes, thats who

Pepperoni nipple ass motherfucker

Don't let those pesky parody laws get in the way of your brilliance there ,woman beater, murder recruiter, fat girl friend having pile of ignorance. Idiot.

He’s a famous author and political pundit. A public figure in his own mind. I’m allowed to make fun of fat public figures who’s wife left him for a big dicked Harley owner.

"From Riding a Hog to Riding a Hawg: The Priscilla Tomlinson-Steele Story"

She's getting her own Steele dossier! It's all rolled up!

who’s wife left him for a big dicked Harley owner

And a far more handsome one at that!

That guy looks fun.

I'm not fluent in little bitch faggot but I believe he said doubling down isn't enough.

Tubby is about to take all of us on People's Court, and the circle will be complete

Heh I’ll go

Just like every other fucking idiot who draws this sub's ire, you can easily tell that he's sad, scared and anxious despite all of his posturing.

His current broad must be tired of hearing him rant about this sub. No doubt she's rethinking their relationship. Get ready for wife #2 to leave you, fatty!

(( I’m not a lawyer ))

Civil: any half way decent lawyer is going to laugh him out of their office. The burden of proof will be on him to prove wrong doing. He’ll have to open up his books to actually prove the sub had any affect on revenue.

Criminal: the FBI will laugh him out of their offices for wasting their time. If he didn’t happen to notice the Chicago Police Department wasn’t a big fan of hoaxes, wasting time and resources, I’m sure the FBI will feel the same way. He’s liken the sub to people who have beheaded innocent people and flown planes into buildings killing thousands of people, no law enforcement agency in their right minds would take him seriously.

Write a book about about your “experience” and hire an editor, you know someone who will actually challenge you to put something half way decent out.

Write a book about about your “experience”

"It's a book about how the pranks these online trolls set up gave me an eating disorder. I call it The Hunger Games"

If there are segments with Schumer and Dunham, we can call it “Animal Farm.”

Better look out...the gears are turning, sweetie

Have fun in prison, u/Trunchunit. Give Christopher Kuhn my regards.

This must be what he was doing with his time when he was with his first wife. No wonder she found herself a bull.

Can you imagine how happy Logan Lynne must have been when Fatrick got in contact to 'trade notes'?

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin, as they say in the gay talentless mong community.

More like trade CP

He must have felt like Scott Petersen on Sep 12, 2001

Uh oh! Is he going to organize a class action lawsuit against us?

As someone who doesn't give a shit about he and Logan Lynn and their homosexual relationship, barely knows who they are and has never even visited anything in relation to them and their homosexual relationship, all I can say is... what a fag.

What about those of us who live in San Marino, and constitutionally cannot be charged over allegations of slander or libel of foreigners?

I wish I could live in Dan Marino too

Well I'm not American so good luck suing me you fat piece of shit.

Imagine him feverishly dialing Interpol when he reads this

"hello, Interpol? A Russian Reddit bot is making up fake kompromat about me, child"

I feel very threatened by this, I hope it doesn’t go against instagrams TOS would cause him to loose another platform to promote his hate.

Penis Wright, Obese Attorney

CONFECTION!

two grown men are actively collecting useless internet comments like some sort of loser kid manifesto.

This is one of the wildest dramas I think has ever befallen this sub. Patrick is such an insufferable, stupid, pretentious, untalented, baffling dipshit he is making Brother Joe seem cool by comparison. Just watching how this all shakes out has been a trip.

"So AIDScuck69, if that is in fact your real name, on April 9, 2019, you make multiple references to having employment at Panera Bread despite them having no records of such. Could you elaborate on this for the jury?"

DID YOU or DID YOU NOT say that my client "has pepperoni nipples so big, helicopters land on them when he sleeps", SIR?

He reminds me of Harold Lauder, from The Stand for some reason.

Because he’s a fat fuck who is going to die going over a cliff on his bike?

Hello! Exactly ! Child.

"M-O-O-N, that spells 'lawsuit.'"

Yeah you can call me fat, call me a bitch, call me a hack, call me an estrogen filled cuck, say my wife left me cause I'm a gay nerd, make fun of my books, quote them and critique how they're written, mock the threats I make towards you, laugh at how I insult you, cruelly disregard when I say I fucked your moms, belittle how I screenshot your posts and share them while accusing you of cyberstalking... but you better watch your step, cause I'm watching...

Diary of a Whimpy Kid Diddler

He has seriously fucking lost it. 'Cyber stalking' is illegal? 'Online harassment'?

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

He might be the world's biggest faggot.

"OIYE WAS RAPED YEA!"

Yes, I referred to myself as a real one, because I’m not one of these fools that has one and let’s it sit in the garage. I am a biker, my dad was a biker, my grandfather was a biker, old-school stuff, you own one, you ride the fucking thing.

Sorry to have excited your edgelord tendencies.

But is it really libel when it's all factual information that is being posted?

Patrick Tomlinson is fat.

Lock me up.

Pedophilia is illegal, sweetheart

It’s only defamation if it’s not true.

Also illegal: punching a lady because you don't like her hat.

Unless you hired a hat removal service.

So hes teaming up with racist anthony?

discovery phase

Watch out international shit posters, he's got interpol on the case.

Defamation of character? What character?

Fatrick Cumlinshit is a pedophile

"cyber stalking"

Everything available on social media

What a moron

chile'

How does L. Ron Blubber not understand he's only making it worse? What a retarded dumbass

Stop now, or else!

I can say his books and comedy are shit. That's an opinion. I am entitled to it and can post it publicly.

Saying he has advocated violence against women is the truth.

If he posts something publicly then it's neither online harassment nor cyber stalking.

Child.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking scary

love the way he started a sentence with "And"

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joking aside, i hope to fuck this faggot's just larping/shitposting, he's embarrassing.

lol just remembered his ex-wife left him for a bald dude and now he writes books which are only bought by faggots here just to write shitty reviews.

nice life, patso

He can try whatever he wants we've got M. On our side to represent us.

Nothing is illegal because he's declared himself a public figure and we're just fucking with him. I know this because I almost went to law school, case closed. "It's not that I hate all Jews but just the greedy, big nosed kike ones...oh wait I guess I do hate all Jews." Patrick Tomlinson

Nice essay, faggot.

they'll discover you're fat though pat

We've got the receipts, child

SUBPOENA!

I love how impotent you are against us. We affect your life and there is nothing you can do about it.

Why in the hell do you keep responding

Because he’s a fat fuck who is going to die going over a cliff on his bike?

Hello! Exactly ! Child.

"M-O-O-N, that spells 'lawsuit.'"

You ain't gonna do shit, you fucking wuss.

Your ex-wife upgraded, faggot

Your writing is not good.

Shut up, retard

What is your lawyers name? Oh wait he doesnt exist and no lawyer would ever take your case lol. Seriously, what is your plan?

I'm looking forward to the Syfy process.

Nothing will happen you fat child. People with far bigger allowances than you have threatened the sub.

So are we

May I recommend The People's Court?

Discover some cyanide faggot

Racist pedophile Pat. Fuck you.

nigga you too fat to discover you own dick

Is that what you call it when you need your dick for something?

Discovery. Nice.

I’m looking forward to my chat with Discovery Channel later about your misogyny, Patrick. They are concerned about your violent rants online. They seem like a nice, progressive company full of listeners. As a POC trans man I’m super offended as well, but much like poor Adrienne I’m fighting back against your threats.

PATRICK S. TOMLINSON: YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US

The internet is forever. Good luck getting a spot on any of their programs after this, lard ass.