I’m looking forward to my chat with Discovery Channel later about your misogyny, Patrick. They are concerned about your violent rants online. They seem like a nice, progressive company full of listeners. As a POC trans man I’m super offended as well, but much like poor Adrienne I’m fighting back against your threats.
PATRICK S. TOMLINSON: YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US
The internet is forever. Good luck getting a spot on any of their programs after this, lard ass.
If he already had a case, he would file it and not issue threats. And I'm sure his long history of being a raging asshole on social media to whoever he encounters will work in his favor.
If there's one thing people like him have hammered home for the last decade it is, people like him, "straight", white, and male, have so much privilege that they can't be harassed online. Especially since we're all gay black men and he's invading our historially black subreddit.
And I'm sure his long history of being a raging asshole on social media to whoever he encounters will work in his favor.
In his own Amazon author biography he states:
he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media.
I'm not a lawyer, but I don't see how anyone who basically proclaims themselves a social media shit-stirrer can then turn around and complain about people harassing them on social media.
The funny thing is that I bet this guy thought he was King Shit Internet BadAss because he called a few people child and banned them on Twitter. He buys a Triumph motorcycle "specifically to infuriate Harley riders". He starts "enormous fights on social media". And now he's complaining because the shit he did to other people is coming back on him 100 fold.
Real Harley riders like myself don’t care that you have a Triumph, fat fuck. The man makes the bike , not the other way around. So even if you had gotten a Harley, it would have been piloted by a massive faggot, thus rendering its inherent cool factor powerless.
Fatprick is a useless jizz rag, in my humble opinion. He should have been shot in the toilet, in my opinion. Try suing, bitch tits.
I'm conflicted because you called Pat fat, but you also unironically referred to yourself as a"Real Harley rider". Please pat yourself on the back with an axe.
Yes, I referred to myself as a real one, because I’m not one of these fools that has one and let’s it sit in the garage. I am a biker, my dad was a biker, my grandfather was a biker, old-school stuff, you own one, you ride the fucking thing.
buys a Triumph motorcycle "specifically to infuriate Harley riders"
He should have bought an off brand jap cruiser then, like BroJo did. Also being a retard, triumph is a make of motorcycles, not a type they have sportsbikes,off roaders even a giant motorcycle that uses a car engine..not just vintage"inspired" hipstermobiles .
Yeah you can call me fat, call me a bitch, call me a hack, call me an estrogen filled cuck, say my wife left me cause I'm a gay nerd, make fun of my books, mock the threats I make towards you, laugh at how I insult you, belittle how I screenshot your posts and share them while accusing you of cyberstalking... but you better watch your step, cause I'm watching...
Remember when what's his nose was being cyberstalked and the police didn't care, so he tried to get funds for a cybercrime investigator? How'd that turn out?
Nothing is illegal because he's declared himself a public figure and we're just fucking with him. I know this because I almost went to law school, case closed. "It's not that I hate all Jews but just the greedy, big nosed kike ones...oh wait I guess I do hate all Jews." Patrick Tomlinson
He punched a woman for wearing a hat and angrily defended it while blocking his actual friends. He is a fucking loon. Also a fat and talentless faggot.
Did he really punch a woman? That’s over the line if so, and I’ll say it where he can see it, if it’s true and he comes to a convention or some shit in my state I’ll go beat the shit out of him. I don’t give a fuck, I’ll spend the weekend in jail to prove a point.
He's a perfect example of why internet echo chambers are so dangerous. You just get whipped up into an anti Nazi fervor but then you're definition of nazi is "anyone who disagrees with me"
And no, i don't have a screengrab of that post nit I'm sure one of the dozens of autists on this site does.
It's not about being radicalized. His politics are actually mostly centrist. He literally just repeats whatever he hears on CNN or reads in the Huffington Post, and is incapable of any type of critical analysis. He is just legitimately very stupid.
According to Jay Mohr, Logan Lynn won't work with you unless you can fit his dick and balls in your mouth at the same time. I guess Patrick passed the test.
It's been fun while it lasted but I'm getting scared now. Patrick is obviously a very serious man, who is definitely respected by his community and his word holds real weight in the higher echelons of Milwaukee society. He's never made empty threats to us about taking action before so I have no choice but to believe everything he says and cease making fun of him before "the gears start turning".
I don't think your fears are unfounded. This is what we know about him:
His social media posts frequently involve violent ideation.
His social media posts frequently involve photographs of him brandishing weapons.
He appears to spend multiple nights a week drinking to intoxication.
He admits he has anger management problems.
He appears to frequently fantasize about single handedly bringing about "change."
He appears to suffer from some degree of narcissistic personality disorder, evidenced by the constant diminutization of people who he views as intellectually inferior.
In my opinion, based on what I've seen, it's completely understandable that you would feel unsafe given the unhinged attitude that Patrick's displaying.
this is like the scene in Eyes Wide shut, in the billiards room at Sydney Pollocks mansion. Very scared right now, at first i thought laughing at this fat pathetic mess of a 'man' was all fun and games but now i am worried im gonna get hauled into court for calling Pat a raging cunt, a fat retard, a mangy mongoloid queer, or future Aids patient.
Of course, with Internet trolling on the rise, some lawmakers are trying to take action. In 2012, Arizona passed a law outlawing harassment over an electronic device -- although UCLA law professor Eugene Volokh pointed out that the law was probably unconstitutional because the language was so broad.
When you openly call for violence against conservative women because they support a different political party than you, you reap what you sew.
This is not cyberstalking, I have never left a comment on any of Patrick's social media accounts.
This is not online harassment, as much as it is to criticize Chris Brown or Tyreek Hill on social media for domestic violence.
This is not libel. Much like we have archived proof Joe Cumia wants all the "apes" of America deported to Africa, we have archived proof Patrick supports violence against conservative women.
So take notes on that before you take me to court, child. Every crime exists in the head of a delusional narcissist who thinks he can talk shit on the internet all day but legally nobody can say a thing back to him or else you'll throw them in prison.
Fact is, I've never posted that women (or men for that matter) should be assaulted based on skin color, religion, sexual preference, or political affiliation. Patrick S. Tomlinson has. I feel not an ounce of guilt calling you a stupid fat fuck.
I have never left a comment on any of Patrick's social media accounts.
I never have either, although I've laughed at some of the comments.
Every crime exists in the head of a delusional narcissist who thinks he can talk shit on the internet all day but legally nobody can say a thing back to him or else you'll throw them in prison.
Like I posted above, his author bio on Amazon says he's found starting enormous fights on social media. I'm sure he'll edit it, but it's been up there for so long now I'm sure it's been archived somewhere. How are you going to complain about people doing exactly what it is you say you do?
I have stated facts that he doesn't like, or opinions about his nature.
He is a smug dick. He is a cuckold. He is an amateurish writer. He is fat. He is an advocate for violence against women. He is pathetic and unfunny. He is a bad, insecure person objectively. He has clear mommy issues. I find his wife rather unattractive and a huge step down from the publicly available pictures of his first wife. I've never commented on his posts, called his easily available phone number or home. Nobody here has ever threatened him.
He has called for violence against women, conservatives, the president and numerous other people. He brags about how tough and aggressive he is. And yet, here he is, threatening to do what? Silence "fascists" who say things he doesn't like about him. He wanted to be a public figure.
Remember when he got shut the fuck down by Ben Shapiro and called a "guy no one's ever heard of" who "calls himself a comic" "nasty" "stupid" "obviously a douchebag" and much more? Shapiro gets called way worse than anything we do... ever single day on Twitter. He gets threatened, he gets publicly barred from speaking places, he gets death threats.
Shall we list the amount of times Shapiro has gone on Twitter or reddit to threaten people with "gears" "receipts" "evidence", etc. to threaten to shut people's speech down because they don't like him? No? That's because Fatrick, because I know you're here, you're not on the level of people like that. You're not a celebrity. You're not a public figure. You're a fucking nobody fat piece of shit from Milwaukee who can't handle criticism because of your own narcissism, insecurity and womanly emotionalism. The same emotionalism and need to be important and validated that keeps getting you barred from public discourse on social media platforms.
You don't have that shield against criticism that real public figures have, even though you fake and pretend like you do with all the "child" and other baby talk. We see you. We get exactly who and what you are, and it's not a tough guy with a team of lawyers and legal experts collecting a dossier on the Opie and Anthony subreddit to bring them down in a landmark case against bullying on the internet. You're a grown fucking toddler who keeps flailing around throwing a tantrum hoping the mommy and daddy authorities will come and placate you to calm you down and instead they keep giving you a timeout in the corner hoping you'll learn your lesson not to be such a fucking obnoxious, violent child, child.
You're a grown man trying to get attention for BEING CYBERBULLIED like a 12 year old girl, because you keep trying to fight back and losing... so your only recourse is to play the sad victim card like all the minorities you champion except for women who you despise and want to control.
Don't let those pesky parody laws get in the way of your brilliance there ,woman beater, murder recruiter, fat girl friend having pile of ignorance. Idiot.
He’s a famous author and political pundit. A public figure in his own mind. I’m allowed to make fun of fat public figures who’s wife left him for a big dicked Harley owner.
His current broad must be tired of hearing him rant about this sub. No doubt she's rethinking their relationship. Get ready for wife #2 to leave you, fatty!
Civil: any half way decent lawyer is going to laugh him out of their office. The burden of proof will be on him to prove wrong doing. He’ll have to open up his books to actually prove the sub had any affect on revenue.
Criminal: the FBI will laugh him out of their offices for wasting their time. If he didn’t happen to notice the Chicago Police Department wasn’t a big fan of hoaxes, wasting time and resources, I’m sure the FBI will feel the same way. He’s liken the sub to people who have beheaded innocent people and flown planes into buildings killing thousands of people, no law enforcement agency in their right minds would take him seriously.
Write a book about about your “experience” and hire an editor, you know someone who will actually challenge you to put something half way decent out.
As someone who doesn't give a shit about he and Logan Lynn and their homosexual relationship, barely knows who they are and has never even visited anything in relation to them and their homosexual relationship, all I can say is... what a fag.
This is one of the wildest dramas I think has ever befallen this sub. Patrick is such an insufferable, stupid, pretentious, untalented, baffling dipshit he is making Brother Joe seem cool by comparison. Just watching how this all shakes out has been a trip.
"So AIDScuck69, if that is in fact your real name, on April 9, 2019, you make multiple references to having employment at Panera Bread despite them having no records of such. Could you elaborate on this for the jury?"
Yeah you can call me fat, call me a bitch, call me a hack, call me an estrogen filled cuck, say my wife left me cause I'm a gay nerd, make fun of my books, quote them and critique how they're written, mock the threats I make towards you, laugh at how I insult you, cruelly disregard when I say I fucked your moms, belittle how I screenshot your posts and share them while accusing you of cyberstalking... but you better watch your step, cause I'm watching...
Yes, I referred to myself as a real one, because I’m not one of these fools that has one and let’s it sit in the garage. I am a biker, my dad was a biker, my grandfather was a biker, old-school stuff, you own one, you ride the fucking thing.
Nothing is illegal because he's declared himself a public figure and we're just fucking with him. I know this because I almost went to law school, case closed. "It's not that I hate all Jews but just the greedy, big nosed kike ones...oh wait I guess I do hate all Jews." Patrick Tomlinson
I’m looking forward to my chat with Discovery Channel later about your misogyny, Patrick. They are concerned about your violent rants online. They seem like a nice, progressive company full of listeners. As a POC trans man I’m super offended as well, but much like poor Adrienne I’m fighting back against your threats.
PATRICK S. TOMLINSON: YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US
The internet is forever. Good luck getting a spot on any of their programs after this, lard ass.
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1 gayjohn75 2019-04-09
I guess he and Logan teamed up. Joke's on him, without Joe on his side he has no case.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-04-09
Better prepare for the class action guys. L. Lynn, J. Cumia & P. Tomlinson vs /r/opieandanthony
1 Jackthejew 2019-04-09
And all the other people we wronged like it’s the last ep of Seinfeld
1 kingship75 2019-04-09
Have you ever wanted to sue a sub over a parody? Happens to me all the time!"
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-04-09
"Stop now, before the gears start turning"
Spooky.
1 gayjohn75 2019-04-09
A plea for us to stop masked as a threat.
1 patrickstomlinson 2019-04-09
Not really. I'm looking forward to the Discovery process.
1 wcfootstool 2019-04-09
they'll discover you're fat though pat
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-09
I got one: Fat Pat.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-09
We've got the receipts, child
1 postm8s 2019-04-09
SUBPOENA!
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-09
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
1 Skip4play 2019-04-09
You cant just declare it.
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-09
Patrick has a sub-penis (a vagina)
1 LiberalPussy 2019-04-09
I love how impotent you are against us. We affect your life and there is nothing you can do about it.
1 TaxDawg 2019-04-09
Why in the hell do you keep responding
1 ReggieTheReckless85 2019-04-09
You ain't gonna do shit, you fucking wuss.
1 Midian9876 2019-04-09
Your ex-wife upgraded, faggot
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-04-09
Your writing is not good.
1 deathbirdstories 2019-04-09
Shut up, retard
1 Brother_Anthony 2019-04-09
What is your lawyers name? Oh wait he doesnt exist and no lawyer would ever take your case lol. Seriously, what is your plan?
1 Mikekekeke 2019-04-09
I'm looking forward to the Syfy process.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-04-09
Nothing will happen you fat child. People with far bigger allowances than you have threatened the sub.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-04-09
So are we
May I recommend The People's Court?
1 padre- 2019-04-09
Discover some cyanide faggot
1 PhishInVa2 2019-04-09
Racist pedophile Pat. Fuck you.
1 Shouldibuythis11 2019-04-09
nigga you too fat to discover you own dick
1 bobbacklund 2019-04-09
Is that what you call it when you need your dick for something?
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-04-09
Discovery. Nice.
I’m looking forward to my chat with Discovery Channel later about your misogyny, Patrick. They are concerned about your violent rants online. They seem like a nice, progressive company full of listeners. As a POC trans man I’m super offended as well, but much like poor Adrienne I’m fighting back against your threats.
PATRICK S. TOMLINSON: YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US
The internet is forever. Good luck getting a spot on any of their programs after this, lard ass.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-04-09
If he already had a case, he would file it and not issue threats. And I'm sure his long history of being a raging asshole on social media to whoever he encounters will work in his favor.
1 Applesauceinmypants 2019-04-09
If there's one thing people like him have hammered home for the last decade it is, people like him, "straight", white, and male, have so much privilege that they can't be harassed online. Especially since we're all gay black men and he's invading our historially black subreddit.
Why else would we say nigger so much?
1 [deleted] 2019-04-09
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1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-04-09
Came here to agree and add that we say “faggot” a lot, too, so we’re clearly gay fags legally. Not a criticism, just a friendly addition.
1 cheeznuts 2019-04-09
In his own Amazon author biography he states:
I'm not a lawyer, but I don't see how anyone who basically proclaims themselves a social media shit-stirrer can then turn around and complain about people harassing them on social media.
The funny thing is that I bet this guy thought he was King Shit Internet BadAss because he called a few people child and banned them on Twitter. He buys a Triumph motorcycle "specifically to infuriate Harley riders". He starts "enormous fights on social media". And now he's complaining because the shit he did to other people is coming back on him 100 fold.
1 gayjohn75 2019-04-09
Reminder that "Harley riders" = Jonathan the alpha who took his wife
1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-09
Real Harley riders like myself don’t care that you have a Triumph, fat fuck. The man makes the bike , not the other way around. So even if you had gotten a Harley, it would have been piloted by a massive faggot, thus rendering its inherent cool factor powerless.
Fatprick is a useless jizz rag, in my humble opinion. He should have been shot in the toilet, in my opinion. Try suing, bitch tits.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-09
I'm conflicted because you called Pat fat, but you also unironically referred to yourself as a"Real Harley rider". Please pat yourself on the back with an axe.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-09
Yes, I referred to myself as a real one, because I’m not one of these fools that has one and let’s it sit in the garage. I am a biker, my dad was a biker, my grandfather was a biker, old-school stuff, you own one, you ride the fucking thing.
Sorry to have excited your edgelord tendencies.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-04-09
Tell us more
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-09
That's all so cool man. Just you an the road, stretching out ahead of you. It's romantic, but masculine.
1 LaylaSpadeCumDrinker 2019-04-09
The talent this place has for ball busting is unparalleled. Fuck the table wherever the fuck.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-09
Ride into this world...
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-04-09
Big deal I have an 83 Subaru
1 MoistureMop1 2019-04-09
The Crow Flys Straight
1 Phkna1 2019-04-09
I'm no lawyer, but Fatrick is a faggot
1 anonimescu 2019-04-09
He should have bought an off brand jap cruiser then, like BroJo did. Also being a retard, triumph is a make of motorcycles, not a type they have sportsbikes,off roaders even a giant motorcycle that uses a car engine..not just vintage"inspired" hipstermobiles .
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-09
“Stop now before I offer someone 5,000 bucks to get this place shut down.”
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-09
That nigga don't have no 5,000 bucks
1 Haunter94 2019-04-09
Nigga still playing Madden on PS3 crunching leaves laugh
1 TriangleDimes 2019-04-09
Yeah you can call me fat, call me a bitch, call me a hack, call me an estrogen filled cuck, say my wife left me cause I'm a gay nerd, make fun of my books, mock the threats I make towards you, laugh at how I insult you, belittle how I screenshot your posts and share them while accusing you of cyberstalking... but you better watch your step, cause I'm watching...
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-09
Remember when what's his nose was being cyberstalked and the police didn't care, so he tried to get funds for a cybercrime investigator? How'd that turn out?
This ain't our first rodeo, child.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-09
Nothing is illegal because he's declared himself a public figure and we're just fucking with him. I know this because I almost went to law school, case closed. "It's not that I hate all Jews but just the greedy, big nosed kike ones...oh wait I guess I do hate all Jews." Patrick Tomlinson
1 AOTV88 2019-04-09
Did Patrick really say that about the persecuted Jewish people?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-09
Very problematic.
1 Haunter94 2019-04-09
Nasty guy.
1 kingship75 2019-04-09
Sad!
1 ladedamrfrenchman 2019-04-09
Punching nazis is illegal too but he proudly advocates for violence against minorities
1 Twatsmash 2019-04-09
He punched a woman for wearing a hat and angrily defended it while blocking his actual friends. He is a fucking loon. Also a fat and talentless faggot.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-04-09
Did he really punch a woman? That’s over the line if so, and I’ll say it where he can see it, if it’s true and he comes to a convention or some shit in my state I’ll go beat the shit out of him. I don’t give a fuck, I’ll spend the weekend in jail to prove a point.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-09
He absolutely did, and also preemptively mocked anyone who might question it by calling them pearl clutchers and Nazi enablers.
He's a tremendous jackass.
1 tstein2398 2019-04-09
Any photos of the post? I knew this guy was crazy but I didn't know he was that bad. How do people even get this radicalized?
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-09
He's a perfect example of why internet echo chambers are so dangerous. You just get whipped up into an anti Nazi fervor but then you're definition of nazi is "anyone who disagrees with me"
And no, i don't have a screengrab of that post nit I'm sure one of the dozens of autists on this site does.
1 Killgore 2019-04-09
It's not about being radicalized. His politics are actually mostly centrist. He literally just repeats whatever he hears on CNN or reads in the Huffington Post, and is incapable of any type of critical analysis. He is just legitimately very stupid.
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1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-04-09
Is he taking notes or receipts? Its all very confusing.
1 Shouldibuythis11 2019-04-09
umm, ever heard of the second world war 2 sweetie? Child, just call me General PAtton Oswalt bc of all the Nazis i end ok??
1 rykorotez 2019-04-09
Time to make some more dummy instagram accounts!
1 chainsofknowledge 2019-04-09
My father is a judge so we’re good as far as the law goes.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-04-09
Must be cool to judge wet t-shirt contests.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2019-04-09
Reinhold?
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-04-09
We can have a mock trial!
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-04-09
With William Hung and the Hung Jury!!!
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-09
I bet he and that other fag Logan Lynn are plotting...
1 -AnonymousDouche 2019-04-09
According to Jay Mohr, Logan Lynn won't work with you unless you can fit his dick and balls in your mouth at the same time. I guess Patrick passed the test.
1 notasodomite 2019-04-09
Stuffing the envelope
1 therealstinks 2019-04-09
Heh oh yah they are
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-04-09
Bring it on faggot
1 JuulSantana 2019-04-09
Hard to believe his wife left him.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-09
Not really. Did you see the guy she's with now? He's got that Big Dick Energy and the roguish smirk of one of life's winners.
1 Shouldibuythis11 2019-04-09
hes got the look of a big dicked harley rider, ripping darts and stealin hearts on the open road
1 kingship75 2019-04-09
Fertile man. Cum thicker than glue.
1 MoistureMop1 2019-04-09
And that Harley Davidson Motorcycle. Sploosh.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-04-09
It's been fun while it lasted but I'm getting scared now. Patrick is obviously a very serious man, who is definitely respected by his community and his word holds real weight in the higher echelons of Milwaukee society. He's never made empty threats to us about taking action before so I have no choice but to believe everything he says and cease making fun of him before "the gears start turning".
1 TARE_ME 2019-04-09
I don't think your fears are unfounded. This is what we know about him:
His social media posts frequently involve violent ideation.
His social media posts frequently involve photographs of him brandishing weapons.
He appears to spend multiple nights a week drinking to intoxication.
He admits he has anger management problems.
He appears to frequently fantasize about single handedly bringing about "change."
He appears to suffer from some degree of narcissistic personality disorder, evidenced by the constant diminutization of people who he views as intellectually inferior.
In my opinion, based on what I've seen, it's completely understandable that you would feel unsafe given the unhinged attitude that Patrick's displaying.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-04-09
Those are some real ass receipts.
1 notasodomite 2019-04-09
This makes me nervous for you guys.
1 Shouldibuythis11 2019-04-09
this is like the scene in Eyes Wide shut, in the billiards room at Sydney Pollocks mansion. Very scared right now, at first i thought laughing at this fat pathetic mess of a 'man' was all fun and games but now i am worried im gonna get hauled into court for calling Pat a raging cunt, a fat retard, a mangy mongoloid queer, or future Aids patient.
1 Haunter94 2019-04-09
Of course, with Internet trolling on the rise, some lawmakers are trying to take action. In 2012, Arizona passed a law outlawing harassment over an electronic device -- although UCLA law professor Eugene Volokh pointed out that the law was probably unconstitutional because the language was so broad.
1 LookOutItsMe 2019-04-09
• N
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-09
Fuck you, M is the man.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-04-09
We dont do racism here. Fuck off nazi
1 crookedmile 2019-04-09
The further he digs his heels in, the more this sub will likely ease up. It's a smart strategy, let's see how it plays out
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-09
Opie has the right idea, just ignore us
1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-09
He also had nothing anyway, so he had no choice but to ignore us.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-09
When you openly call for violence against conservative women because they support a different political party than you, you reap what you sew.
This is not cyberstalking, I have never left a comment on any of Patrick's social media accounts.
This is not online harassment, as much as it is to criticize Chris Brown or Tyreek Hill on social media for domestic violence.
This is not libel. Much like we have archived proof Joe Cumia wants all the "apes" of America deported to Africa, we have archived proof Patrick supports violence against conservative women.
So take notes on that before you take me to court, child. Every crime exists in the head of a delusional narcissist who thinks he can talk shit on the internet all day but legally nobody can say a thing back to him or else you'll throw them in prison.
Fact is, I've never posted that women (or men for that matter) should be assaulted based on skin color, religion, sexual preference, or political affiliation. Patrick S. Tomlinson has. I feel not an ounce of guilt calling you a stupid fat fuck.
1 cheeznuts 2019-04-09
I never have either, although I've laughed at some of the comments.
Like I posted above, his author bio on Amazon says he's found starting enormous fights on social media. I'm sure he'll edit it, but it's been up there for so long now I'm sure it's been archived somewhere. How are you going to complain about people doing exactly what it is you say you do?
1 notasodomite 2019-04-09
You are so fucked
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-04-09
SUBPOENA!
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-04-09
I have stated facts that he doesn't like, or opinions about his nature.
He is a smug dick. He is a cuckold. He is an amateurish writer. He is fat. He is an advocate for violence against women. He is pathetic and unfunny. He is a bad, insecure person objectively. He has clear mommy issues. I find his wife rather unattractive and a huge step down from the publicly available pictures of his first wife. I've never commented on his posts, called his easily available phone number or home. Nobody here has ever threatened him.
He has called for violence against women, conservatives, the president and numerous other people. He brags about how tough and aggressive he is. And yet, here he is, threatening to do what? Silence "fascists" who say things he doesn't like about him. He wanted to be a public figure.
Remember when he got shut the fuck down by Ben Shapiro and called a "guy no one's ever heard of" who "calls himself a comic" "nasty" "stupid" "obviously a douchebag" and much more? Shapiro gets called way worse than anything we do... ever single day on Twitter. He gets threatened, he gets publicly barred from speaking places, he gets death threats.
Shall we list the amount of times Shapiro has gone on Twitter or reddit to threaten people with "gears" "receipts" "evidence", etc. to threaten to shut people's speech down because they don't like him? No? That's because Fatrick, because I know you're here, you're not on the level of people like that. You're not a celebrity. You're not a public figure. You're a fucking nobody fat piece of shit from Milwaukee who can't handle criticism because of your own narcissism, insecurity and womanly emotionalism. The same emotionalism and need to be important and validated that keeps getting you barred from public discourse on social media platforms.
You don't have that shield against criticism that real public figures have, even though you fake and pretend like you do with all the "child" and other baby talk. We see you. We get exactly who and what you are, and it's not a tough guy with a team of lawyers and legal experts collecting a dossier on the Opie and Anthony subreddit to bring them down in a landmark case against bullying on the internet. You're a grown fucking toddler who keeps flailing around throwing a tantrum hoping the mommy and daddy authorities will come and placate you to calm you down and instead they keep giving you a timeout in the corner hoping you'll learn your lesson not to be such a fucking obnoxious, violent child, child.
You're a grown man trying to get attention for BEING CYBERBULLIED like a 12 year old girl, because you keep trying to fight back and losing... so your only recourse is to play the sad victim card like all the minorities you champion except for women who you despise and want to control.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-04-09
Nice essay, faggot.
1 therealstinks 2019-04-09
Facts, child
1 Antlovessue 2019-04-09
Let's ramp it up
1 dmix 2019-04-09
Patrick is why Allah brought bullying to our earth
1 gayjohn75 2019-04-09
Patrick just posted this in response to a comment then deleted it (100% serious): "Don't be shocked by the subpoenas"
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-04-09
I can see the headlines now "Paneras raided across America in Reddit bullying sting"
1 throwawawyy2 2019-04-09
Patso has experience in raiding panera breads judging by his puffy man-titties
1 Skip4play 2019-04-09
Loves to double up on carbs for breakfast. I mean who eats corn for breakfast?
1 GTAThrowaway9876 2019-04-09
Stupid Assholes, thats who
1 Shouldibuythis11 2019-04-09
Pepperoni nipple ass motherfucker
1 pithypariah 2019-04-09
Don't let those pesky parody laws get in the way of your brilliance there ,woman beater, murder recruiter, fat girl friend having pile of ignorance. Idiot.
1 ISO__JOE 2019-04-09
He’s a famous author and political pundit. A public figure in his own mind. I’m allowed to make fun of fat public figures who’s wife left him for a big dicked Harley owner.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-09
"From Riding a Hog to Riding a Hawg: The Priscilla Tomlinson-Steele Story"
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-04-09
She's getting her own Steele dossier! It's all rolled up!
1 SuperToes845 2019-04-09
And a far more handsome one at that!
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-04-09
That guy looks fun.
1 donkeybongers 2019-04-09
I'm not fluent in little bitch faggot but I believe he said doubling down isn't enough.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-09
Tubby is about to take all of us on People's Court, and the circle will be complete
1 therealstinks 2019-04-09
Heh I’ll go
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-09
Just like every other fucking idiot who draws this sub's ire, you can easily tell that he's sad, scared and anxious despite all of his posturing.
1 SuperToes845 2019-04-09
His current broad must be tired of hearing him rant about this sub. No doubt she's rethinking their relationship. Get ready for wife #2 to leave you, fatty!
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-04-09
(( I’m not a lawyer ))
Civil: any half way decent lawyer is going to laugh him out of their office. The burden of proof will be on him to prove wrong doing. He’ll have to open up his books to actually prove the sub had any affect on revenue.
Criminal: the FBI will laugh him out of their offices for wasting their time. If he didn’t happen to notice the Chicago Police Department wasn’t a big fan of hoaxes, wasting time and resources, I’m sure the FBI will feel the same way. He’s liken the sub to people who have beheaded innocent people and flown planes into buildings killing thousands of people, no law enforcement agency in their right minds would take him seriously.
Write a book about about your “experience” and hire an editor, you know someone who will actually challenge you to put something half way decent out.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-09
"It's a book about how the pranks these online trolls set up gave me an eating disorder. I call it The Hunger Games"
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-04-09
If there are segments with Schumer and Dunham, we can call it “Animal Farm.”
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-09
Better look out...the gears are turning, sweetie
1 diddlybooba 2019-04-09
Have fun in prison, u/Trunchunit. Give Christopher Kuhn my regards.
1 rhooster 2019-04-09
This must be what he was doing with his time when he was with his first wife. No wonder she found herself a bull.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-09
Can you imagine how happy Logan Lynne must have been when Fatrick got in contact to 'trade notes'?
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin, as they say in the gay talentless mong community.
1 gayjohn75 2019-04-09
More like trade CP
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-04-09
He must have felt like Scott Petersen on Sep 12, 2001
1 hulkanator 2019-04-09
Uh oh! Is he going to organize a class action lawsuit against us?
1 4stepsbackward 2019-04-09
As someone who doesn't give a shit about he and Logan Lynn and their homosexual relationship, barely knows who they are and has never even visited anything in relation to them and their homosexual relationship, all I can say is... what a fag.
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-04-09
What about those of us who live in San Marino, and constitutionally cannot be charged over allegations of slander or libel of foreigners?
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-09
I wish I could live in Dan Marino too
1 notasodomite 2019-04-09
Well I'm not American so good luck suing me you fat piece of shit.
1 Jackthejew 2019-04-09
Imagine him feverishly dialing Interpol when he reads this
1 Shouldibuythis11 2019-04-09
"hello, Interpol? A Russian Reddit bot is making up fake kompromat about me, child"
1 fatnakedninja 2019-04-09
I feel very threatened by this, I hope it doesn’t go against instagrams TOS would cause him to loose another platform to promote his hate.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-09
Penis Wright, Obese Attorney
CONFECTION!
1 ballpitpredator 2019-04-09
two grown men are actively collecting useless internet comments like some sort of loser kid manifesto.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-04-09
This is one of the wildest dramas I think has ever befallen this sub. Patrick is such an insufferable, stupid, pretentious, untalented, baffling dipshit he is making Brother Joe seem cool by comparison. Just watching how this all shakes out has been a trip.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-09
"So AIDScuck69, if that is in fact your real name, on April 9, 2019, you make multiple references to having employment at Panera Bread despite them having no records of such. Could you elaborate on this for the jury?"
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-09
DID YOU or DID YOU NOT say that my client "has pepperoni nipples so big, helicopters land on them when he sleeps", SIR?
1 lowend73 2019-04-09
He reminds me of Harold Lauder, from The Stand for some reason.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-04-09
Because he’s a fat fuck who is going to die going over a cliff on his bike?
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-04-09
Hello! Exactly ! Child.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-09
"M-O-O-N, that spells 'lawsuit.'"
1 TriangleDimes 2019-04-09
Yeah you can call me fat, call me a bitch, call me a hack, call me an estrogen filled cuck, say my wife left me cause I'm a gay nerd, make fun of my books, quote them and critique how they're written, mock the threats I make towards you, laugh at how I insult you, cruelly disregard when I say I fucked your moms, belittle how I screenshot your posts and share them while accusing you of cyberstalking... but you better watch your step, cause I'm watching...
1 Shouldibuythis11 2019-04-09
Diary of a Whimpy Kid Diddler
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-09
He has seriously fucking lost it. 'Cyber stalking' is illegal? 'Online harassment'?
1 kingship75 2019-04-09
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-04-09
He might be the world's biggest faggot.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-09
Hold my purse.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-09
"OIYE WAS RAPED YEA!"
1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-09
Yes, I referred to myself as a real one, because I’m not one of these fools that has one and let’s it sit in the garage. I am a biker, my dad was a biker, my grandfather was a biker, old-school stuff, you own one, you ride the fucking thing.
Sorry to have excited your edgelord tendencies.
1 Thyrox 2019-04-09
But is it really libel when it's all factual information that is being posted?
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2019-04-09
Patrick Tomlinson is fat.
Lock me up.
1 Phkna1 2019-04-09
Pedophilia is illegal, sweetheart
1 liberterrorism 2019-04-09
It’s only defamation if it’s not true.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-09
Also illegal: punching a lady because you don't like her hat.
1 Buffphan 2019-04-09
Unless you hired a hat removal service.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-04-09
So hes teaming up with racist anthony?
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-09
discovery phase
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-04-09
Watch out international shit posters, he's got interpol on the case.
1 supercam2121 2019-04-09
Defamation of character? What character?
1 I_BUKAKE_LAYLA_CUMIA 2019-04-09
Fatrick Cumlinshit is a pedophile
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-09
"cyber stalking"
Everything available on social media
What a moron
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-04-09
chile'
1 HilltopSlim614 2019-04-09
How does L. Ron Blubber not understand he's only making it worse? What a retarded dumbass
1 BlackManMoan 2019-04-09
Stop now, or else!
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-04-09
I can say his books and comedy are shit. That's an opinion. I am entitled to it and can post it publicly.
Saying he has advocated violence against women is the truth.
If he posts something publicly then it's neither online harassment nor cyber stalking.
1 kingship75 2019-04-09
Child.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-09
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking scary
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-09
love the way he started a sentence with "And"
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joking aside, i hope to fuck this faggot's just larping/shitposting, he's embarrassing.
lol just remembered his ex-wife left him for a bald dude and now he writes books which are only bought by faggots here just to write shitty reviews.
nice life, patso
1 Fugga6969 2019-04-09
He can try whatever he wants we've got M. On our side to represent us.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-09
Nothing is illegal because he's declared himself a public figure and we're just fucking with him. I know this because I almost went to law school, case closed. "It's not that I hate all Jews but just the greedy, big nosed kike ones...oh wait I guess I do hate all Jews." Patrick Tomlinson
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-04-09
Nice essay, faggot.
1 wcfootstool 2019-04-09
they'll discover you're fat though pat
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-09
We've got the receipts, child
1 postm8s 2019-04-09
SUBPOENA!
1 LiberalPussy 2019-04-09
I love how impotent you are against us. We affect your life and there is nothing you can do about it.
1 TaxDawg 2019-04-09
Why in the hell do you keep responding
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-04-09
Because he’s a fat fuck who is going to die going over a cliff on his bike?
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-04-09
Hello! Exactly ! Child.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-09
"M-O-O-N, that spells 'lawsuit.'"
1 ReggieTheReckless85 2019-04-09
You ain't gonna do shit, you fucking wuss.
1 Midian9876 2019-04-09
Your ex-wife upgraded, faggot
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-04-09
Your writing is not good.
1 deathbirdstories 2019-04-09
Shut up, retard
1 Brother_Anthony 2019-04-09
What is your lawyers name? Oh wait he doesnt exist and no lawyer would ever take your case lol. Seriously, what is your plan?
1 Mikekekeke 2019-04-09
I'm looking forward to the Syfy process.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-04-09
Nothing will happen you fat child. People with far bigger allowances than you have threatened the sub.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-04-09
So are we
May I recommend The People's Court?
1 padre- 2019-04-09
Discover some cyanide faggot
1 PhishInVa2 2019-04-09
Racist pedophile Pat. Fuck you.
1 Shouldibuythis11 2019-04-09
nigga you too fat to discover you own dick
1 bobbacklund 2019-04-09
Is that what you call it when you need your dick for something?
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-04-09
Discovery. Nice.
I’m looking forward to my chat with Discovery Channel later about your misogyny, Patrick. They are concerned about your violent rants online. They seem like a nice, progressive company full of listeners. As a POC trans man I’m super offended as well, but much like poor Adrienne I’m fighting back against your threats.
PATRICK S. TOMLINSON: YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US
The internet is forever. Good luck getting a spot on any of their programs after this, lard ass.