Jim&Sam this morning: a man who drank a few times as a teen, and has needed AA for decades as a result, says people who fall into cults are "weak-minded fucking idiots," and we shouldn't blame cult leaders.
195 2019-04-09 by BullsLawDan
195 2019-04-09 by BullsLawDan
100 comments
1 Anal_Sacks 2019-04-09
Ah, so by his logic a heroin dealer isn't also to blame because he didn't point a gun to a junkie's head.
Have another swig on Norwegian cum, dickhead.
1 Phkna1 2019-04-09
Mmmm....taste o the fjords
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-09
so a guy who sells guns at a gun store is responsible for all the bad things that happen with that gun?
horrible logic
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-09
that's retarded, a guy who sells guns illegally in some shitty alley (comparable to a heroin dealer) is to blame, not a legit gun store owner
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-09
ok thats stupid
first off who even sells illegal shit in alley’s anymore?
second, the drug companies that prescribed the legal heroin that got people out there copping street shit in the first place are way worse than the heroin dealer who is probably a junkie himself trying to cover his habit
know who i blame when gun violence happens? the person who pulled the trigger
when someone overdoses on drugs, i blame the person who willingly took the drugs
also, how do you think the heroin is getting to the the US? the us military is preventing terrorists from burning down poppy fields.
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-09
the alley was an example
i'll need redpilled on this, what the fuck is "legal heroin"?
regarding the rest of your post i understand the whole "the gun isn't to blame, it's the people that pull the trigger" but that wasn't the guy's original point, without heroin dealers, the junkie wouldn't even be a junkie in the first place
yeah maybe, maybe not, maybe the shit he becomes addicted to is a lot less lethal.
1 WeOutHere617 2019-04-09
Any sort of pain killer is an opiate which is derived from the same plant as heroin making them literally the same thing you lil bitch.
1 OpiesRetardedKids 2019-04-09
Heroin is literally just a faster acting morphine.
1 DickSlit 2019-04-09
I live near Detroit and open air drug markets late often if not always run from alleys, abandon houses or behind places of business.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-09
thats your fault for living in a third world country
1 DickSlit 2019-04-09
It's not about fault dummy, it's about me correcting you for talking out of your ass like a know it all..
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-09
I’m not gonna take the word of someone so stupid they can’t move out of an open drug market
1 DickSlit 2019-04-09
I don't live in Detroit, I live near there. Like I said in my initial post..
1 WeOutHere617 2019-04-09
Guns don't kill people heroin does!11
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-09
yeah but you shoot heroin, so you tell me
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-09
I've had the displeasure of driving through Detroit on a few occasions. The stereotype of a nigger on every street corner waiting to sling drugs is real there. Detroit is also racially segregated as fuck, shitty place. Great coney dogs and Detroit pizza is underrated too.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-04-09
Dave?
1 Anal_Sacks 2019-04-09
I hate the phrase, but this is total Whataboutism. "OK sure there are illegal drug dealers out there, but what about Big Pharma!?" Uh, I think both are shit, but the big pharmaceutical companies don't go on trial because they're run by -- well, you can figure that out.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-09
whatabout you blow me
1 Anal_Sacks 2019-04-09
Have any heroin?
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-09
Maybe, lets talk about that in this dark alley
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-09
Absolutely, medical prostitution is the head of the snake of most addictions today.
1 OccultSorcery 2019-04-09
Clearly you've never been in an alley off colfax. You can buy any illegal item u want in those alleys
1 OpiesRetardedKids 2019-04-09
Colfax near the cathedral is the only place in America I’ve been offered crack twice in the span of fifteen minutes.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-04-09
I keep heroin for personal defense
1 Anal_Sacks 2019-04-09
Guns don't have the direct negative correlation between ownership/usage and murder that heroin does with dying of heroin, you stupid libertarian reductionist retard.
...okay I didn't mean the last part.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-09
really? what is a guns purpose then?
heroin’s main purpose is not to kill people. and just talking out of my ass, but im sure more people died in wars than by shooting up and listening to rolling stones.
1 Anal_Sacks 2019-04-09
Wars weren't caused by guns, guns were invented to gain an upper hand in combat. Which, by the way, I'd say is also useful in defending yourself if someone else has one. Heroin doesn't help you defend yourself, nor does it help you conquer an oppressor; it's intrinsically self-destructive.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-09
it helps kill pain when your going thru surgery or a bad break up
1 Anal_Sacks 2019-04-09
Break ups are solved with alcohol and fucking other girls. But, surgery? What kind of third world shithole do you live in?
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-04-09
Detroit
1 Anal_Sacks 2019-04-09
Move to Milwaukee, then. Even registered sex offenders become sci-fi authors there
1 blockablockablow 2019-04-09
DAMN.
1 BeachCruisin22 2019-04-09
Ah the emptiest of all sex!
1 the_eternal_ferengi 2019-04-09
Obviously you are not a liberal
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-04-09
This but unironically.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-09
I love drug dealers.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-09
Seriously, they provide a valuable service to the community at large.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-09
Yuck. I spent a year in the fellowship and it was an exercise in resisting brainwashing. I refuse to worship their 12 steps god
1 Anal_Sacks 2019-04-09
I love you
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-09
never change, you nut
1 Chipsfloorboardz 2019-04-09
But wait!! What you're saying means Jim's a weak-minded fucking idiot!
1 sackofspores 2019-04-09
The worm epitomizes weak minded
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-09
Did he remind Sam and the listeners that good old Charlie Manson didn’t actually kill anyone? He loves point that out like it’s some sort of revelation.
1 BullsLawDan 2019-04-09
He did.
Gee, I wonder why he can't find love or a decent acting role or friends or something to do in the evening besides pull his pud, when he's sharing such enlightened worldviews as "Charles Manson did nothing wrong."
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-09
What a predictable bore he is.
1 B0NEck 2019-04-09
"Hello fellow 25 year old. Would you like to come back to my apartment that is staged like a kill room, tags still on the appliances and all, sit on my piss stained furniture, and watch a Dahmer documentary on Netflix?"
1 BullsLawDan 2019-04-09
"I also won't cook for you, so if you're hungry your choices are sushi, food from the diner where I hit on the waitress, or the restaurant above The Comedy Cellar."
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-09
Sushi? Rice has sugar in them you scum baaaag
1 marinmr 2019-04-09
I agree with worm on this one
1 RacksDiciprine 2019-04-09
You are the only one
1 marinmr 2019-04-09
nah ... I'm not the only one
1 moleguy9k 2019-04-09
I agree that Jum is a weak minded idiot
1 marinmr 2019-04-09
sure, but he's also a rich faggot
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-09
A man bragging about another man's money is gayer than sucking cock.
1 marinmr 2019-04-09
a man that knows what's gayer than sucking a man's cock, has done a lot gay stuff ...
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-09
Like brag about another person's money?
1 marinmr 2019-04-09
I don't know these things, that's your gay area
1 Kalikhead 2019-04-09
And yet he thinks everyone was molested when they were children. No Jim - I don’t know anyone who blew their friends or allowed another boy to fuck me up the ass.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-09
The worst I got is a friend showing his bag and calling you gay if you looked.
1 RacksDiciprine 2019-04-09
Pretty standard stuff really
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-09
You looked, didn’t you?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-09
Leave it alone.
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-04-09
Norton put a boy's penis in his mouth. Boy pees in his mouth. Norton asks not to pee in his mouth and then goes back for more.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-04-09
He probably winked when he asked him not to do it again.
1 BullsLawDan 2019-04-09
He wants to think everyone was, which is why he asks everyone from rock stars to politicians if they were. He desperately wants to be anything other than a victimized little worm.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-09
He kept pressing that one intern into saying he did gay stuff as a kid because everyone did. I don't know about you guys but I never did; however, I was also not a victim of molestation acting out. We're getting pretty close to accurately building a psychological profile on this closeted homo and I'm starting to wonder if it was his dad since he never goes home for holidays.
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-09
The intern denied ever doing anything gay, then they took a break and came back and he suddenly had a story that sounded like he was making it up as they went along. Opie probably told him to make something up so that Jimmy felt more comfortable.
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2019-04-09
Not much of a profile. He's a tranny-fucking faggot
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-04-09
What, you don't dig piss stain stench moth ball smelling panties? I thought everyone did.
1 lowend73 2019-04-09
Try?
1 Kalikhead 2019-04-09
Yeah. This has been a recent claim by him. A neighbor boy pulled down Jimmys pants and tried fucking him up the ass but Jimmy was too tight for him.
1 DickSlit 2019-04-09
I would say I hope one of his nieces or nephews fall into a sex cult, but Jim is such a sociopath that he probably wouldn't even care..
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-04-09
He'd want a picture with Alison Mack.
1 srgtbarnes 2019-04-09
Jim sold his sold to satan as a teen. He talks about it. If u wonder why he seems impervious to getting fired thats why. Do you believe magik. Aleister crowley. Jim is in a cult.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-04-09
Aren't Satanists supposed to be cool?
1 srgtbarnes 2019-04-09
I know they like to play around with other mens butts and weenies.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-09
Just like witches in black masses.
1 Frequent2001 2019-04-09
well i kind of agree with him there, fucking grown adults willingly giving money and time to these cults have nobody else but themselves to blame.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-09
These me me me me ssscccummbaaaggssss!!
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-04-09
AA and Narcotics Anonymous are both cults themselves and their guiding philosophies are based on occult teachings. That little bald lesbo will shit on religion, but at least churches do actual charitable things instead of sitting around whining and having pissing contests about whose addiction is worse.
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-04-09
I love how this retard would try to be vague and mysterious when talking about being in AA like he was a secret agent. You had two Zimas and a Bud Light, faggot. You're not James Bond.
1 Sicboy69 2019-04-09
He really is an infuriating asshole isn’t he. Non alcoholic bitching about cults while belonging to one that caters to alcoholics. I can only imgine the amount of women he’s creeped out at those Aa meeting over the years.
1 the_eternal_ferengi 2019-04-09
His love of ozzy doesnt indicate that Jim is susceptible to charismatic figures
Not at all you strong willed not worm
1 LeftyHyzer 2019-04-09
Anyone else caught Jim saying something like, "What do they say to the women, how do they have this power over them?". With that tone of a jealous little boy. Should have said "why can't I make the women stay?". Then he ignored Sam/Teft/Tits telling him that the women were extorted to make them stay. Jim can't let go of the fantasy that he could keep a woman around just by talking to her.
1 BullsLawDan 2019-04-09
Yep. It's the same reason he constantly belittles the fathers around him, or those in happy relationships (the Opster).
At 24, being the cool comic who hangs out by himself and fucks prostitutes is great. In your 50's, not so much.
1 LeftyHyzer 2019-04-09
"Why are cults illegal"? -Jim
"because they're all wrapped up in extortion" - Sam, several times.
"yeah yeah yeah I get that, but like the ones where they aren't doing illegal shit" - Jim
"that's none of them, they're all extortion based and they use extortion to hook people and never let them go" - Sam
"hmm, I wonder what like the guys SAY to make the women want to stay with them like that" - Jim, clearly not listening while thinking about non-passing past "girlfriends".
1 BullsLawDan 2019-04-09
He was on his phone. Which reminds me of the brilliant passive-aggrresiveness of Opie playing Candy Crush right next to the microphone.
1 zzzacca999 2019-04-09
jim: people have to take some personal responsibility for their actions
sam: you're saying you LOVE cults, you're PRO cult *goat laugh*
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is how i heard it
1 Axelfolly 2019-04-09
I don't know man, that's a tough one
1 lowend73 2019-04-09
Dont confuse hypocrisy with stupidity. They always accompany each other. Norton is a 360 degree asshole.
Feed Nana
1 salescunt129-2 2019-04-09
You still listen to that? And pay for Serious Ecks Emm? Sounds like we got two problems here sir
1 zzzacca999 2019-04-09
its streamed live on youtube
1 salescunt129-2 2019-04-09
Still wasting your time listening to those shit cunts
1 salescunt129-2 2019-04-09
And also that is a violation of trademark, something I would never participate in.
1 BullsLawDan 2019-04-09
I pay for SiriusXM AND Spotify, because we are fancy music fans in my house.
1 rodneymunch87 2019-04-09
I thought y’all didn’t listen?
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-04-09
It's tough man, you can't blame conniving shysters who are aware of their innate communicative abilities and choose to use them for self enrichment and destruction of others. It's those fffffffuckin' dummies who believe lies that should be fuckin' killed.
1 throwbenny 2019-04-09
Jim would drink the punch if it was dispensed out of a fucking dick
1 DondaDog 2019-04-09
You know salt has sugar in it right? - Gay Soup Salesmen
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-09
I love drug dealers.
1 marinmr 2019-04-09
nah ... I'm not the only one
1 DickSlit 2019-04-09
It's not about fault dummy, it's about me correcting you for talking out of your ass like a know it all..
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-04-09
Aren't Satanists supposed to be cool?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-09
Just like witches in black masses.