Thank god for people in the comments to set the record straight.

51  2019-04-09 by donkeybongers

31 comments

Are you gellin? Im gellin like Magellan

They're really giving that self-important fatso the business.

Patrick SS Thompson had me goin

Is that a Hitler reference, child?

Or implying he's the size of a large ship

Faggot S. Not Thompson is my new one.

Sean is his middle name, idk why that would help but there ya go

This gave me a good loff

Probably worth noting he has a fun whacky blog here too.

https://www.torforgeblog.com/2019/04/08/ewoks-are-sci-fis-most-dangerous-warriors/#comments

It has a comment section

This will end well. My alter ego named lizclarkeeats will be sure to give some input.

I enjoyed Diana Orbani's comment

Same with Daniel Kurlan’s take on it.

don't need to sign up or log in

just need to give a fake email address

Oh boy.

Wow Patrick has quite the filthy mouth on him. Just take a quick glance at the comment section!

I like how every time there's a Patrick post, the real Patrick replies with, "Pretending to be me, child?" and then says something awful revealing it's another impersonator, haha.

The ebook edition of Gate Crashers by Patrick S. Tomlinson is on sale for only $2.99 for a limited time!

The rest of the time it's free

Solid one and all.

Are any of those replies really him I wonder? I really hope the one that says he'll hunt you down and make you BLEED is real drunken reply.

Nah the only ones who's actually him are those in bold which links to his dumbass web-site...

That was the funniest fucking read ever god damn. Got a niggas ribs hurtin this mornin'. You funny fucks are doing the lords work ya saints on ert.

What a fucking moron. I like how he never denied his rampant pedophilia.

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

Same. I have tears streaming down my face.

You did the lords work for preserving that. God bless.

Jesus Christ this may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

Fatrick really uses that incel insult like a crutch. I don't even know what it means. I assume it means sexless loser. If that's the case, well guilty as charged. Still rather be that than bang a Milwaukee "3".

Even intern David hates Pat it seems

There's no excuse for what he did to Selma Blair. This guy is a true menace.

The S is for statutory

Brother Joe S Tomlinson declaring he's Fatrick's brother and asking if anyone has anything to say to him

David Internstein

The fun just keeps rollin in

Looks like they removed the review section from Patso's book there. Hopefully someone got screenshots, there was some funny shit on tgere.

Andrew Silverstein & brother Joseph S. Tomlinson lmaoooooooooooo ah hysterical.

Thanks for archiving this, child...I got asthma from reading this a second time & laughing.

This will end well. My alter ego named lizclarkeeats will be sure to give some input.