I don’t know who the dude in the bottom picture is, but it’s fucked up he’s being compared to that thing in the top one.

Not right

That's the other guy from tenacious d.

Kyle Gas or Glass, if memory serves.

Big Jay from the Delray Misfits before he went bald.

He’s the guy that plays the actual “music’ in Tenacious D while Jack Black does his jack blacky thing, wobbling his head back and forth and making silly faces.

That being said, their music is terrible, and anyone who likes them is a tremendous faggot.

Rage Kage produces more hits.

And he's cuter

Yep

I know all pigs look alike, but she is unrecognizable

hide the jenny craig mac and chee

She'll eat your fuckin' schnitzel

Pick of destiny is a severely underrated movie.

”I’ll have the fried chicken…and the steak…and the chicken fried steak.”

"why didn't you just get it translated?"

"and let him read it too?!"

love this film, introduced me to the term "dick-squeezer" which i've never stopped using

Her left arm is visibly fatter than her right. Maybe she has gout.

Pig of Destiny

I said yes thine bitch is so big She walked into Big Tammy's And stepped on Jeni Craig

The fatcell special

So she works out AND is in that shitty of shape? That takes more effort than just losing weight

Just going to the McDonalds at the end of the block and ordering two of everything off the dollar menu.