Self-awareness in action

163  2019-04-08 by diddlybooba

43 comments

Remember joe cumia is like just like dr. Kirk from star trek he must follow the prime directive but skillfully keeps us alive by doing something dumb ever so often. His words not mine

Oh yeah? And what did Captain Spock have to say on the subject?

The truth is that no one pays attention to r/opieandanthony except active members of the sub. Out of the 27k members, there are probably only 500 that are active participants.

Absorb this:

None of the former members of the O&A show, NONE OF THEM, pay any attention to you. I KNOW THEM ALL, WE’VE SPOKEN ABOUT IT. NO ONE HAS ANY IDEA WHAT YOU DO AND SAY HERE ANYMORE. When you’re mentioned, it’s met with something like, “I deleted the app”, “I don’t have an account anymore”, “Those motherfuckers are assholes, if I don’t go there, they don’t exist”, “ From Ant right down to Lady Di. They all grew weary of the hate and abandoned the sub. They feel like they’re better off without you. Facts. Maybe hard to swallow, but facts none the less.

Is that clear enough?

When you say that I swore off this sub on Twitter, You’re right, I did.. But I was only following suit the rest of the folks that were lambasted by you tools daily.

For me... After awhile your joke/insults like the Pedo/Mom/Daughter/GF/Allowance/Child Spit/Alcoholic/Cow Eyes/Fat/etc... jokes, all start to sound like a droning, It all became very mundane. Sharp as a marshmallow banging on a pillow.

That’s why I’m still here. I observe, I learn. It’s like an abnormal psychology class. I’m Captain Kirk and you’re the alien race. I Must keep in mind the prime directive, yet interact just enough to keep you engaged. No one else from the show will do that. That’s the whole truth re: me being here at all.

Wow you're a fag.

This is what joe said. Your the fag

Whatever faggot. I'm not the one repeating things a retard said.

This is historical evidence, a new thread to make fun of him and someone asked for the reference. Now go make star trek memes

This is historical evidence, a new thread to make fun of him and someone asked for the reference

I don't give a shit.

Now go make star trek memes

What the fuck are you talking about weirdo?

Captain Kirk is from star trek, now go back to making sandwiches at Panera bitch

Captain Kirk is from star trek

...okay? Still have no clue what you're talking about, but you are a babbling retard so I don't know why I thought I would.

shut up faggot

Are you fucking mentally retarded? Seriously, pay attention.

Shut up, nigger.

If no one from the Opie and Anthony universe ever came here, none of us would give two shits. Why would we care? Now, why would it ever come up in conversation? Isn’t that strange that none of them come here, haven’t been here in forever, but he has spoken to all of them about it? A little obsessed with us, huh?

I find it weird when people from the show come here or reference it.

We all pretty much agreed Ant stopped being funny years ago and no one else from the show has created any interesting content since it died. Besides maybe a few months of Chips show before he drove the bit into the ground.

Does he really think we care what dumb thoughts enter the minds of Lady Di, Big A, Sam, and Bobo (the retarded category Joe is in)? At most we want entertainment from them, but almost always in spite of what they do and think. Rarely on purpose on their part.

"Hey, Anth, did you see where those fuckin redditards called you a gay nana because you fucked that young boy?"

"I don't check that shit anymore, Joe."

"Ok. Just letting you know that's what they're saying."

I bet you been penetrated by a black man before.

Always

There are way more than 500. There are 700 on pretty much constantly and they rotate through the day.

Exactly I'm on the Monday and Tuesday shift since I do t have to work my 3rd shift gas station job

Are you also born in 96? Or is that your weekly paycheck amount?

Now that's how much money I have left over after bills

Same. And after I buy drugs. Can't wait to get a real job. I work in a shitty kitchen now. I dont know why I'm Sharing this lol

Because we are loney pieces of shit up at midnight, also go get a trade welding plumbing the vast majority of them have drug user when they piss hot they can go anywhere, they are jobs all over the place and there's a high portion of them retiring so you can make some big money

I'm actually getting a specialized engineering degree and then going back for automated manufacturing. I dont mind quitting drugs when the time comes. I already stopped smoking pot because I'm hoping for an internship this summer. Hopefully I'll get to the point where I'm useful enough to piss hot and only be punished and not fired.

Good for you man, hope you get it

Thanks. Cant wait to actually make a decent wage.

I also work in a kitchen and spend all my money on drugs. That's all.

You too? Or are you trying to mock me?

Yes me too. I'm not trying to mock you. Actually I lost my job a couple months back when I over slept by many hours. Probably had a bit to do with the drugs. Things aren't going great to say the least.

What drugs do you do? I don't do super hard drugs and manage to moderate it pretty well.

We all manage to moderate it pretty well for a while. Years even. Stop while you are ahead. I'm making a genuine post here. Really stop while you are ahead. I mean I don't know what you are doing but the way you talk about it is the same that myself and every friend I had talked about drugs at the beginning of their eventual life consuming addiction.

I started with pain pills. It's been heroin for a good while now with a fair bit of meth now and again. I don't know why I'm sharing so much.

You're good man. You can start a chat with me if you have the reddit app. I do pain pills and xanax. Started when I tore my ACL.

I don't remember alcoholism being a thing that he is made fun of for. Dummy just let it slip that he has very serious drinking problem. Also why the fuck does he think we care about those people coming here? What have we ever done to even encourage that. His stupidity is really unbelievable.

Oh yeah this was done around 6am when people are busy getting ready for work or taking their kids to school

Captain Spook

you faggots combed through his comments and posts, upvoting all of them to give him what he asked for

war hero joe alpha'd you fruits. joe wins again

Buzz off Felice.

war hero joe alpha'd you fruits. joe wins again

You don't know shit about the brotherman. But when you're right, you're right, ichise.

You don't know shit about the brotherman

im merely a truthteller, fella. some truths may be uncomfortable. if only you knew of the horrors committed by the man that goes by "opie". maybe some day

alpha'd

If Joe is posting here then you know the whole scummy Cumia clan at least browse here. Nana, KtC, Missy, Dawn etc.

No effect on their lives though... ahem

Us: “You’re a fat faggot, Joe.”

Joe: 800 word manifesto confirming his faggotry and justifying Ant’s grooming tactics.

Captain Kirk is from star trek, now go back to making sandwiches at Panera bitch

alpha'd

What drugs do you do? I don't do super hard drugs and manage to moderate it pretty well.