Closed toe shoes for the wedding that's never happening, please 🤢

9  2019-04-08 by ants_ccw_permit

27 comments

she likes to throw goats off cliffs in her downtime

She's a commonlaw Cumia. All she has is downtime.

She can't marry Joe because she receives benefits from her dead husband's estate. She and especially MooJoe don't want another handout stream to dry up.

Cow-mon law

Bitch looks like she can climb trees without using her hands.

She peels bananas for Joe with them.

Nice bunion.

What a revolting cunt Carol Maxheimer is.

She really puts raw sewage to shme

Joe...hook me up with a mani pedi too wtf

Age.

Too old for you :(

I died at 98 years old you stupit bitch. Show me your tits and penis and I'll send you an iPad. I really shouldn't even need to ask being a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen.

Fresh mouth. You’re lucky you’re dead.

What are you afraid of? You fat or somethin?

An obese 119 lbs

Eww! Let's fuck.

Age

Why is her foot wrapped in a plastic bag?

the plastic keeps oil on the bottom of her heel

I was eating lunch when I saw this shit. Fucked my day up

Disgusting.

Worse feet than Brie Larsen

Jesus Fuck.

How can you get a pedicure and your nails are as long as Freddy Krueger ?

I’m 27 and don’t have a weenie

Everything about her is disgusting and makes me vomit.

Too old for you :(