Thank you, Mr. Broccoli... Barclay.

A conical tank (with its vertex down) is 10 feet across the top and 12 feet deep. If child spit is flowing into the tank at a rate of 10 ft.³ per minute, find the rate of change of the depth of the child spit when the spit is 8 feet deep.

It turns out that dH/dT, which is the rate of change of the depth of the spit with respect to time, is 8.5 ft/min.

Does the viscosity of the child-saliva effect the discharge rate? If so, how is that calculated?

Trick question. The viscosity of any substance affects the rate at which it moves. In this particular instance, calculations can best be performed by Joe dumping it down his throat and observing the molecular structure through specialized sensors embedded in the epithelium of his gastrointestinal tract.

Science is cool as fuck.

Yeah, pressure-sensing mechanoreceptors. I would just say baroreceptors but dumbshit wikipedia makes it seem like baroreceptors are only ever in blood vessels. They're everywhere but you wouldn't know it to google it. That's why you should never rely on wikipedia for anything important. It's edited by retards. "wah wah my daddy died of a heart attack" or "I'm a nurse so I care inordinately about human pathology, mostly because it's all I know, but especially because I watch this hospital show I identify with and it has tender moments with faggoty songs near the end of most episodes that make me cry". Dumb cunt. There are more important things in the world than old faggots dying. Like it wouldn't have happened eventually anyway.

Humans always fuck up everything that's cool.

calm down

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I want you to figure it out in your own. But I’ll say this: ignore any possibly influence of viscosity and just treat it like it is water, which salvia mostly is. Now, you should have noticed the spit in flowing in the cone in cubic feet. That’s a dead giveaway for volume. So you should have been able to ascertain that the rate of change of the volume, or dV/dT is 10 ft^3/min. Now, considering that the forums for volume of a cone is V=(1/3)pir^2*h

Differentiate that with respect to time, t. Use implicit differentiation. Substitute known quantities and rates and then solve for dH/dT, which is the rate of change of the height of child spit, or in this case is the depth.

Subpoena.

10/25pi

This is precious! Do I have permission to repost this? I’m laughing so hard my spleen feels like it just went cancerous!

Why did you bash your wife in the face with a frying pan?

Your lips to God’s ears on the spleen.

Joe look at the time you're missing the 4pm ranch bukkake sesh you gay queer die

You can upload it to a site called Imager where you can add a caption indicating you've been accused of pedophilia.

Laughed so hard he broke a rib like he was Dani after a night drinking with Ant.

Die faggot.

How DARE you tarnish Data's good name with this idiot.

Everyone look at this nerd. He thinks this is referencing Data and not the episode where ensign Barclay becomes hyper intelligent and merges with the ship's computer.

I see what you did there, sir.

And I'm not a nerd. I'm a fag.

Computer, load up the Big Apple Ranch on Holodeck 1.

Data has been acting weird since he put in that emotion chip, sir.

i read this angrily because of how dense it was then loaded the pic and legit laughed at my screen