Jagr is a real ass dude

The guy legit dedicated his life to hockey, worked out after games/practices, and played in the show in his 40s. He’s not just a real ass dude, he’s a fucking legend.

He couldn't just do one more fucking season and be the only player with more points than Gretzky has assists!

Hockey is for Canadians. Which are worse than faggots.

Nuke yourself

Canada first, faggot.

As a Devils fan, I felt like her when he had his trist in NJ.

Fucking whore

oh no!

everyone will find out I fuck young women

You didn’t fuck young mullet Jagr so don’t brag.

Pretty sure that bitch got outta bed and fixed her make up, got back into sheets, then took this shot.

Of course, her makeup was all runny and shit after the GOAT shoved his huge piece down her throat and made her teary eyed.

Gretzky is the goat of hockey.

Jagr was the european goat until Laine took the crown. I might be a bit biased being that I'm a Finn too but mark my words, he will take the title.

What do you think of that basketball playing finn faggot on the bulls? Pretty well known over there?

Basketball is a minor sport here, he's all over the news but no one really cares about it or appreciate it enough, it is a big achievement to be one of the key players in an NBA team when the sport is so little in your home nation. Not getting the same caliber coaching and so on ever since you're young like you guys get. Finnish national team doesn't do good even in Europe so it doesn't really attract people when there's no success. Except people who are larping Americans and do all things American. Might be fun sport to play but I don't get how anyone would watch it, it's kinda slow and boring tbh. Our sports are hockey, F1 and rallying pretty much.

Laine? Patrick "17 games ago I had 29 goals....now I have 30" Laine...I'm a jets fan and that's insane. He might not crack top 20 Europeans even if he keeps playing at his level Till he's 38.

Come on dude, he'll come around. Even Teemu had shitty seasons and he's still up there. That's not to say 3 30+ goal seasons is bad.

Yeah...maybe I was a little harsh, and I hope you are right. I'm probably just steamy from the preds getting the Division.

I'm telling you, it's the fucking beard.

I didnt know they even had Amish people there.

Wrong. Mario Lemieux is. Gretzky is for people that don’t know or have played hockey.

It's not even close. In all of sports there is no more definitive a GOAT. He owns every record and in a dominating fashion. He's not just the leader in goals, assists, and points, he has a thousand more points than second place. He beats Lemieux in every category.

This is why you don’t know hockey.

It's the opposite. Lemieux was briefly really good but even when he was he was still worse than Gretzky. Stop trolling and tell me why he's the best.

His PPG average is better, playing on a shittier team. He didn’t just win championships, he carried his team there. Gretzky was on stacked teams, and when he stopped playing on lines with All-Stars, he didn’t carry anything.

His per game average was better for the same reason Mike Bossy's would be, he was injured all the time and didn't play many full seasons. He looks good because his sample size is smaller. Gretzky played 500 more games and holds the season record for ppg. Think about that, he played 160% more than Lemieux. You can't be the GOAT when your career is half as long.

He is. You can’t be the GOAT if you played on a stacked team playing against shitty goalies then.

That's a what if type situation. Gretzky was well above his contemporaries including Lemieux. More of a debate about different eras of hockey. But if you want to go that route there are era adjusted statistics which still say Gretzky is the GOAT and beats Lemieux in era adjusted points. Adjusting for different eras Lemieux isn't even in the cards for GOAT. Second would be Jagr or Ovechkin.

Lemieux is a really good player, the best Penguin ever. Gretzky owns the league record book, the championships, the trophies and the glory.

I’ve read the best ones. Mario is better.

Mario was the better player in Juniors up in Canada as well

He’s always been better. If you watched him you already know.

Nice back, Stupid

nah he dumped it all in her mouth - see that she is still holding it all in.

Good. Nobody wants to see her shitty 6/10 mug. Put on your warpaint and be a 9 so we don't have to be disgusted.

Who?

For those who don't know about this he's a hockey player and this girl tried to extort him by threatening to release this picture as if it would be shocking or damaging to his reputation that a pro athlete banged an 18 year old model.

Her mistake was extorting a hockey player. No one gives a shit about a hockey player.

And hockey players(especially one of the GOATs) care less about thots "man trophy" instagram. "Got totally smashed my cutie pie looks like a philly cheese steak go flyers?"

What a dummy. It's not like Jagr is married with kids or anything. All the guy does is play hockey and bang younger women.

What’s funny about this is that it was one of his younger teammates girlfriends.

That was great.

Is this where whores are at now?

This is like a diploma for the lower stock.

who dis?

what a dumb whore. i’d still like to bust in every hole though

Idk what she’s bragging about, sure he’s wealthy, but he was nearly bested in his home alley by Roy Munson and a fifty year old Amish farm boy. Bad temper on him too, iirc. She’d better run.

Calgary Flames legend Jaromir Jagr. See Jim and Ant, this is how you still pull young pussy in your 40's.

Big city slams boys

dirty fuckin dangles boys

Wheel snipe celly boys

This is why you don’t know hockey.

Nuke yourself