The "fe"male regular Joe over here. That middle one will be hers after years of abuse and cholesterol.

13  2019-04-07 by donkeybongers

13 comments

Nobody is @ you, stupid

He is f@ though

Does she have a single response on any post she has made anywhere?

I know she doesn't have one from Pasto

If she got one from him the lights would dim as she sets that industrial paint shaker she uses as a vibrator to pulverize.

I told her she missed a spot on her selfie post. No bitchy reply, no shitty ass comeback. Just a quiet block and removed the comment

You know she went and checked in the mirror.

She should twee...oh wait.

Not only is this a pre-existing meme format but she didn't even bother to do anything funny with it. The third should be "when you see Herobrine in Minecraft" or some dumb shit but Liz Chipperson here takes it literally. "My heartrate when I consume a lot of caffine! LOLZ!!!"

Should morbidly obese menopausal women drink so much coffee? I suppose the Donut icing posing as her blood doesn’t know the difference.

I hate people who retweet ads, almost as much as I hate flavourless coffee. That's why I drink...

Yeah, joke about your imminent cardiac episode, stupid

LOLOL CAFFEINE IS A STIMULANT LOLOL

go mainline coke whore

Three pots of coffee with 3 litres of full fat milk fucking wacky bovine bitch.