Kate Beckinsale is a lucky woman

118  2019-04-07 by SibHashian13

21 comments

Pfft, just wait until she meets someone who's 6'1 with a flexible schedule

sadly for Milla Jovovich, no such man exists.

creature from the black saloon

I peddle my terrible books in saloons of all races, child!

What makes a woman who can have any man she wants go for a scrawny, strung out, mentally ill drug addict with a tattoo of Hillary Clinton on his leg?

He hooked up with her right after he was whining about wanting to kill himself.

Oh well that explains it. Nothing sexier than a ticking emotional time bomb, amirite ladies?

He is almost as dark and brooding as Jim.

She's fucking what Ariana Grande just got done fucking. Hence, she's young and sexy and relevant again.

True.

Pete probably has good drug connections.

There’s a group of people called Himmmm who post blind items that almost always end up being true, and they say that Pete’s got her hooked on drugs and alienated from her family just to increase his fame.

Because no one was talking about her for what must’ve seemed like an eternity to a woman who, fairly recently, was still famous. She’s getting all the attention she wants. Problem solved.

he had just been dumped by that tiny childlike mexican lookalike and she has or had a movie coming out. imagine having all that money but your jew manager gets to tell you who you have to have in your bed.

She was (((forced))) to. She has a new show on Amazon to plug.

Her publicist.

Scott Shannon?

So creepy when older women date younger men.

Okay good, y'all sad eggheads are still oblivious to what's actually going on. Let's keep it that way. 😏

So when are one of you guys going to photoshop this?

Just a friendly reminder that this faggot has to think of his dead father to keep from prematurely ejaculating.