Youd have to find her pussy first

There's a cock under that tent

Roll her in anthrax and look for the wet spot?

Like trying to find a pork loin in a jacuzzi of cookie dough.

don't grab your pussy? yeah I'm sure you got a line down the block of guys just clamoring to touch your disgusting whale snatch. I'd rather get beheaded by ISIS than to even smell it

I feel sorry for tattoo artists. At work they used to hear stories from bikers talking about fucked up fights and from strippers hoping to pay in blowjobs. Now their main customers are opinionated broads with zero self-awareness yapping about whatever political nonsense they read on twitter.

Or soft ratty dudes who want a spiderweb on their neck so they look dangerous- you know, like a real man. And then they get Mario on their hip- that one's just for them.

Tattoo artists themselves are getting pussified too. I tried to share some blow with one I went to and the man damn near called the police on me

I see someone like this and I immediately think childhood sexual abuse. The whole look and the t-shirt become kind of an extended form of aposematism. Or it could just be a fat pig who likes cake. Either way.

both i would assume

You know your life is hopeless and out of control when you learn new vocabulary from r/opieandanthony of all places.

Worst part is the new word you learned was 'immediately'.

I tried and got a handful of hanging gut blubber

Fucking yuck

Her pussy is in very little danger of being randomly grabbed

Or predictably grabbed.

Don't worry, I won't.

How can this be a real person?

Pig woman.

I was eating my lunch (ironically, a salad - probably something this hippopotamus has never even been in the same room as) when I saw this post. I'm not exaggerating when I say that I felt physically sick looking at it and had to stop eating for a minute or two until I'd switched off my phone and composed myself. Just disgusting.

did ya

Yes.

oh all right then just checking friend

glad you were already on top of this, i was quite worried myself. what a mishap!

This has to be a joke, right? The shirt is photoshopped. It has to be. Lol I hate women.

No, fat chicks pretend they’re in danger of sexual assault so they can feel like they’re part of the sisterhood of women. No one wants to be an outcast. And with this new wave of body positivity and “fat is beautiful” bullshit, it’s easy for someone like this to convince themselves that men want to fuck them.

I've had my dick grabbed by two fat (OBESE) chicks on separate occasions, both complete strangers who were drunk.

Fat chicks like these are projecting. They're fucking sexual assaulters. I'm fucking sick of it.

It's just the hypocrisy that annoys me. But what am I supposed to do? Officer, that fat chick grabbed my dick. Would they even give a fuck?

It's not. It's normal human interaction.

"uh uh this is moi cat mrs baldoonigans, oi have 12 others annd they're all fierce and independent alroight"

Fat man hands. Look at the concave knuckles

“Yeah, this haircut really looks good on you princess”

Fat cunt.

White, obese, ugly, short hair, wacky clothes, full of tattoos.

It's like some company has the mold and is running 3rd shifts producing this losers.

Hawt

Who is this tub of excrement?

🤢🤮

When did tattoos become so gay?

Every beta nerd now has a meaningless tattoo.

carlin had a bit on it in the 90s

Nice tard bangs, stupid.

These people are so detached from reality.

‘I’m now Daniela Kurlan alwoight’

If I hung out with this girl for 2 days I bet any money I could get her to eat liquid shit out of my asshole.

Even something like this can get action. I'm telling you 100% if its female (this case is a bit hard to determine for sure) and willing, they can get someone to put it in. A friend of mine was a good guy. Really book smart, talented at anything computer related or music producing. Hell of a guitar player too. He was like 6'1" and thin and according to his sisters female friends who "accidentally barged into his room while he was changing" he was hung like a horse. But he was socially awkward and sheltered voluntarily. I never would have known him if i hadnt hooked up with one of his sisters. He was a cool kid though just had to get out of his shell.

Fast forward a few years and he was engaged to a chick who couldve been a sibling to this one in the pic. But also with a lazy eye!!! And she was a cunt too of course. Growing up looking like that you have to develop personality. But she chose the "one of the biggest asshole guys" personality. So she had looks worse than this pic, a shitty personality, and still had a guy way too good for her.

PS, when they told me about it and she showed me the ring she's like "this is all he could get me for now but hes gonna make up for it when he gets more money" in the cuntiest way possible.

Or soft ratty dudes who want a spiderweb on their neck so they look dangerous- you know, like a real man. And then they get Mario on their hip- that one's just for them.

Tattoo artists themselves are getting pussified too. I tried to share some blow with one I went to and the man damn near called the police on me