People in Milwaukee that AREN’T complete fucking fags like Patrick S. Tomlinson 1/3:

165  2019-04-06 by Every1ShouldBKilled

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All three boys will be featured

I dont like jay bauman. He reminds me of most film school robots ive met

I think he’s probably the best “critic” of that crew but has this insecure, nervously laughing at everything vibe.

spot on, he's definitely the most knowledgeable (love his twin peaks review) but yeah comes off a bit faggy, also i think mike cucked him and he was crying in the bathroom back when they were younger

We talking about Jay? Mike stole a girl out from under Jay. Years ago. I THINK it was the red-head that used to do BOTW with them. Jay almost bounced from RLM I hear, but I guess Mike and Jay worked it out.

Won’t see her no more.

To be fair: Jay also doesn’t know how to close shit with women, so I assume Mike was like “well if you don’t want it, I’ll take it.”.

The red head is still with Mike. She dissapeared after she got freaked by stalkers.

not that redhead, you fuckin' retard.

Im probably being too hard on him. Its just ive heard some of the opinions he said almost word for word from 2 other film school guys, and those 2 didnt know eachother.

And in the end, they are film critics who tried to make a film and didnt do well. As funny as they are, and correct sometimes, every once in a while they make a critique that makes me think, "You guys cant do much better"

yeah but Rich Evans jerkred-off with that R2D2

He and the third, least likeable fat guy—the one who treats the show as an obscure-tshirt contest—are the only ones whose tastes resemble mine, but they never make a good case for anything good and they aren't mad enough at how shitty shitty things are. They're confident that they're cool and knowing but they're not confident about any of the opinions and attitudes that make up their cool-and-knowingness. Anyone they don't think is a loser can instantly talk them out of anything. They're women.

Eh: I would argue that they’re run-offs, generated from Gen X: Being confident that you know everything, while being self-aware enough to know that you don’t know as much as you think you do. It’s a state that’s completely gone in Gen Y rn.

Plus: I think they might be pussies. Or: They’re just not Gavin-like, when it comes to their hatred of _____ side.

They definitely hate Hollywood and take the piss out of the place a lot, but they do it in their own silly, irreverent way. But they have to couch their blows in that way, just to keep their audience plugged in. A lot of their audience is very much “all art must be political”, and a lot of their audience isn’t. And because no one trusts reviewers anymore on either side; RLM is playing a huge pick-up game - whether they know it or not - of people who are desperately looking for real, un-shilled opinions, mixed with entertainment. They’re about to hit one million subs, which would make them THE biggest reviewers on the internet, potentially the world. This is the biggest height and the absolute last chance at something like this, so I think they’re not trying to rock the boat TOO much (they got flack from the MSM about their Plinkett TLJ review, seems like it might’ve scared them a bit?), otherwise it’s back to Milwaukee obscurity.

Plus: They don’t talk about their politics AT ALL, which allows their fans to project their own desires for what they hope their views are. I think the boys know that, and I don’t know if they know what to do about it.

BUT...they’re not fags, and they’re better than Patrick S. Tomlinson.

Gen Y is superior to Gen X in every conceivable way including self awareness what sort of retarded ass opinion is this

You sure about that, champ?

Without question, Gen X single handedly made this culture so gay and sarcastic and they have zero self awareness it's just bitch nihilism.

Saint on Earth.

Absolute legend

I saw Rich Evans and I clapped.

Where's the guy that cucked Fatty?

Wheres smy diabeetees medisins?

rixh evans has a better shot with mila

And who don’t pretend they’re not fat, but carry it with good humor.

Make this image black and white and you have a modernist, pulp crime writer from the 40's.

Could be a fag, but definitely overrated this hack fraud.

I’ve thought about that. They’re not “woke”, but they’re not ignorant to the fact that there’s prejudice in the world and inequality, etc. They don’t seem to take sides politically, even so far as not mentioning their own views on HITB, but they took a good amount of flack from the MSM over their Plinkett TLJ review, which I think might’ve scared them a bit because they’re not the “fuck you” confrontational type. They’re three independent creators, that are trying to do RLM for a living to the largest audience possible, within reason. They’re not trying to rock the boat

I don’t think they’re woke at all, but I do think they might be pussies when it comes to standing up to the SJW’s, all things considered (even though they’ve LIGHTLY mocked them in the past).

Mike used to rant about blacks and women on message boards. It's best they don't talk about them.

Wtf he's even cooler now

Ha he did? Was that confirmed?

Not a great image. Can’t read it

Just trust me, ok?

Send a better one, Banks. You can send Leslie Jones a million Harambe memes, but you can’t send an image I can read?

I'm on mobile and I can zoom in, how much of a boomer do you intend to be about this?

It’s not working on this end, pally.

He doesn't like Tina Fey and strongly dislikes liberals. That's pretty much it, too much of a lazy bastard to type it out

Why would they? They review movies. Not everyone has to publicly declare their politics.

No. You either go full Cult 45 or you are a librul rino.

/#MYTEAMBESTTEAM

i've always got the feeling mike's relatively "aware" but holds back during their reviews and shit, same with rich but fuck knows

Just in case anyone hasn't seen it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvybQTfeLqo

If life proves as cruel as its always been, we will lose him to Alzheimers within the year.

Always happy to see RLM get love on this sub, they are fucking diamonds in the rough.

Myspace voodoo

annoying narcissist who appeals to people who want something to feel superior about but have no cultural education or depth

Hm, really? You side with corporate media over an indie content creation collective?

I'm scared of the day RLM sells out.

There was a best of the worst where Mike referred to a blond haired character as Opie, paying tribute to the brotherman

When??

I don’t remember, all of those BOTW videos blend into each other. It was a passing comment that was interrupted

Ho two minutes he's in charge and he thinks he's Lee Iococa.

Nice fossilized reference, Anthony

It's from sopranos you dumb chink

You're not Tony you low-rank guinea

You stupid chink that's why I said "it's from" and not "I'm from"

Don't try semantics, wop. You quoted Tony without actually quoting him because you wanted to sound cool or fit in or whatever the fuck, and you failed because you're a zero

actually you dumb bucktoothed chink I was quoting Ralphie.

You should consider going out like Ralph then

✡️

Red Letter Media is one of the few last bastions of comedy out there, even if they are all Half A Fag themselves. No shit, I thought they were way funnier than they really are, but compared to the rest of the world they are fucking perfect.

Mike is the man

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