I've been fighting the patriarchy and internet trolls since you were a gleam in your father's eye. I support the rights of women, FULL STOP. Even if they find a man who's far more satisfying in every conceivable way and doesn't force them to watch baseball and build star wars models. I'll put my life on the line to be the best ally I can be. But let them dominate my thoughts? That's not a summerplace I'd like to vacation in, child.
That's literally the first thing I thought as well. How stupid does a person have to be to write an entire series of books with this premise and at no point in this process realize that there is this massive and idiotic plot hole that completely destroys the books before they even begin. And God damn is that writing horrible. Does the hero care deeply about doing the right thing or does he just not give a damn? Apparently it's both. I honestly feel embarrassed for this person. Also the book art is hilarious. It looks like a parody of shitty book art. It's like it's aiming to be dumb garbage novel but can't even reach those standards.
"The elite forces of the Moon, with superior weaponry and trained tacticians giving them an edge over the Earth population's numbers and fervor, fall in line behind some of the most dangerous people encountered so far; those who would stop at nothing to keep the Moon a haven for the rich and powerful while leaving the rest of the human race to perish on a completely uninhabitable Earth"
No one talks like that. Even my own friends, I won’t defend them in a way that makes them look like a superhero or something out of a fantasy. That’s 100% him.
I've been fighting the patriarchy and internet trolls since you were a gleam in your father's eye. I support the rights of women, FULL STOP. Even if they find a man who's far more satisfying in every conceivable way and doesn't force them to watch baseball and build star wars models. I'll put my life on the line to be the best ally I can be. But let them dominate my thoughts? That's not a summerplace I'd like to vacation in, child.
35 comments
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-06
I want to believe she's real
1 josephjeremiah 2019-04-06
I want to believe Fatty Patty had to invent his only fan.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-04-06
Rent feee summer home is exactly the kind of overlong verbose drivel he'd say too
1 donkeybongers 2019-04-06
And he replied to that with a "witty" not a place I'd like to vacation in line. Fucking yuck.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2019-04-06
I've been fighting the patriarchy and internet trolls since you were a gleam in your father's eye. I support the rights of women, FULL STOP. Even if they find a man who's far more satisfying in every conceivable way and doesn't force them to watch baseball and build star wars models. I'll put my life on the line to be the best ally I can be. But let them dominate my thoughts? That's not a summerplace I'd like to vacation in, child.
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-06
Old people shouldn't internet so much. They're not good at it.
1 JoeySkeetSauce 2019-04-06
cant you just look at her profile?
1 donkeybongers 2019-04-06
https://www.elizabeth-clarke.net/countdown
Now I don't know, with writing skills like these...
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-06
So it's a shitty Elysium rip off. It's a shame these people want to bring their shitty class warfare politics into outer space with them.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-04-06
Terraform the moon. If we had the technology then why not terraform the earth..
1 Killgore 2019-04-06
That's literally the first thing I thought as well. How stupid does a person have to be to write an entire series of books with this premise and at no point in this process realize that there is this massive and idiotic plot hole that completely destroys the books before they even begin. And God damn is that writing horrible. Does the hero care deeply about doing the right thing or does he just not give a damn? Apparently it's both. I honestly feel embarrassed for this person. Also the book art is hilarious. It looks like a parody of shitty book art. It's like it's aiming to be dumb garbage novel but can't even reach those standards.
1 Sockucucka 2019-04-06
That fucking book cover. About as professionally done as were all of the No Limit record label's album covers.
1 TedBacon 2019-04-06
Jesus Christ. That really all these "writers" do, take what they like from successful, existing sci-fi and make their own sloppy-written amalgamation.
1 xdavidjx 2019-04-06
"The elite forces of the Moon, with superior weaponry and trained tacticians giving them an edge over the Earth population's numbers and fervor, fall in line behind some of the most dangerous people encountered so far; those who would stop at nothing to keep the Moon a haven for the rich and powerful while leaving the rest of the human race to perish on a completely uninhabitable Earth"
She's certainly no Hemingway
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-06
Zzzzzzzzzzz
1 willrahmer 2019-04-06
Nice spelling of annihilation, stupid
1 Haunter94 2019-04-06
Great book. Really liked the movie although I'm sure that isn't a popular sentiment here.
1 workingonmylisp 2019-04-06
The movie was pretty good and so was Under The Skin, fucking work of art.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-06
Liz = the woman from Misery.
"I'm your 1 fan... I'm your 1 fan... I'm your 1 fan..."
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-06
Ever heard of hobbling, incel?
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-04-06
well its always a good sign when a women hides her face in her profile pic
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-04-06
Haha more people need to see this. Fatrick Cumlinshit is such a psycho faggot
1 MrHooHooHooligans 2019-04-06
Getting a little annoyed with this Liz Clarke chick. Find her, you know what to do , you know what to do. Ack ack.
1 Haunter94 2019-04-06
Her names Jerry
1 kephale 2019-04-06
Why wouldn't he pretend to be someone less fat and pathetic? No one is posting those sad cat mom pics on their alt.
1 suirogerg 2019-04-06
Nice bro joe pic.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-04-06
100% confirmed.
1 SuperToes845 2019-04-06
I believe you are incorrect but I thank you for the glorious screenshot.
1 Twatsmash 2019-04-06
He’s not even trying. This is clearly Fatrick in drag.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-06
Her scent was INTOXICATING
1 workingonmylisp 2019-04-06
That is a fat fucking bitch.
1 Twatsmash 2019-04-06
Looks like she’s got a beard coming in too.
1 workingonmylisp 2019-04-06
Pic is gone, was coming back to jack off.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-06
It's been replaced with a Mexican birthday party with a German Shepherd delivering a birthday gift. You can still jack off to it.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-06
No one talks like that. Even my own friends, I won’t defend them in a way that makes them look like a superhero or something out of a fantasy. That’s 100% him.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2019-04-06
I've been fighting the patriarchy and internet trolls since you were a gleam in your father's eye. I support the rights of women, FULL STOP. Even if they find a man who's far more satisfying in every conceivable way and doesn't force them to watch baseball and build star wars models. I'll put my life on the line to be the best ally I can be. But let them dominate my thoughts? That's not a summerplace I'd like to vacation in, child.