A so-called “friend” of mine asked me to go see Shazam! with them yesterday
18 2019-04-06 by suirogerg
Not having been to the movies now in a few years, I have to say that until the movie began, things went fine. Then, begin the far left (LIBTARD) propaganda. The movie hit on all cylinders from a racial perspective: dumb white protagonist, black girl superhero, cripple superhero, Asian tech genius superhero, and a fat (body positive) gay superhero. Also, the parents of the superhero included some fat Polynesian and what I can only guess was a Hispanic immigrant (who in some ways was kind of hot).
The movie ends with the white guy holding some ball of “power” and stating that it is wrong for one person to have all the power, so he must then “share the power” with all the other superheroes (who happen to be his adopted brothers and sisters. Cue non-traditional family structure!)
This movie fucking stunk and I want to punch my friend for asking me to go.
36 comments
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-06
Looked it up and over two hours as well. Why the fuck are these stupid movies so long?
1 suirogerg 2019-04-06
I have no clue but it was about a piece of shit. I’m not one for superhero shill anyway, but in the spirit of tolerance I decided to try it out. Fucking awful.
The only thing that made me chuckle was that this is the kind of shit Pat Tomlinson probably nuts over.
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-04-06
More lull time of flashy CGI to feed subconcious propaganda to the nerdy masses to.
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-06
(((CGI)))
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-06
It really is amazing how many films that 'White guy sacrifices himself for the good of the rainbow future/diversity' theme pops up in. It's kind of creepy to be honest. It even shows up in good films like Gran Torino.
1 suirogerg 2019-04-06
Absolutely. I was watching a film yesterday with Christian Bale (GOOD for YOUUU!) where he’s out in the West, called “Hostiles.” It’s quite good but there’s this kind of white guilt throughout that kinda spoils an otherwise great film.
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-06
I saw that and really wanted to watch it. Still worth watching?
1 suirogerg 2019-04-06
Yeah I would very much suggest it. It’s shot very well and Bale does an amazing job as a Redman killer turned good.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-06
Bales the shit in everything but Batman in my faggy opinion
1 cQrPsE 2019-04-06
that fucking annoyed me so much, was a decent movie for most of it. if you want a good western with him, nothing beats 3:10 to Yuma.
1 suirogerg 2019-04-06
Vos called it 3:10 to Yumo or done shit, but yeah, good movie.
1 LaylaSpadeCumDrinker 2019-04-06
Jews.
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-06
Goes without saying.
1 lostintime8585 2019-04-06
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
1 suirogerg 2019-04-06
No harm intended, sir
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-06
HEY MAN! HE JUST TOLD YOU TO COOL IT! FUCKIN CHILL OUT BRO!
-Guy Who Tells A Calm Guy To Calm Down And Makes Him Mad As Fuck
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-06
Oof
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-06
kike
1 gayjohn75 2019-04-06
He asked you to keep him company at a movie screening...how gay
1 suirogerg 2019-04-06
My thoughts exactly I was just trying to be a decent friend but I think you’re right.
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-04-06
Being a decent friend is for queers and children.
1 suirogerg 2019-04-06
Thank you for enlightening me, child.
1 donkeybongers 2019-04-06
No wonder it has a 91% on (((rotten tomatoes)))
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2019-04-06
It must be exhausting finding issues with this.
1 suirogerg 2019-04-06
Not really, only took about 5 minutes to summarize all that.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-04-06
Thank you for your service.
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-06
Kill yourself kike.
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2019-04-06
Way to ruin the entertainment industry because hillary lost, stupid.
1 TheElDan 2019-04-06
Wow, that’s stunning, this has only been the trend for about a decade now.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-06
It's a fucking pg-13 faggy super hero movie, it was never going to be good. The only good ones are rated R like watchmen and Deadpool. Everything else is mediocre or shit.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-04-06
So when will Kevin Smith make a video where he cries about how great it was?
1 John_Gulbunny 2019-04-06
They just can’t help themselves at this point. It’s one thing to make a shit superhero movie, but then you make it extremely woke? Why can’t these superhero movies just bomb so they can quit being made finally
1 Subliminal_Mind 2019-04-06
As pretentious as it sounds, I instantly lose respect for people that I meet who religiously follow these superhero movies. Real cringey shit
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-06
Well you didn't "meet" someone though an online post you pretentious faggot.
1 Subliminal_Mind 2019-04-06
Your reading comprehension could use some work
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-06
Haha
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-06
Bales the shit in everything but Batman in my faggy opinion
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-06
Haha