This one's great

He's probably entitled to a ton of cash as it seems like Homer Simpson was based on him ( besides the very technical high paying job)

He'd probably be a full time settlement collector diving in front of cars all day

So so so so, you're telling me, my brother won't just hand me a check?

Things Joe has never done - oh look, Bill Burrs wife is coming out of the shop.

I guarantee he’s on Medicaid and little brother gives him cash so he’s eligible.