Fatrick's attempt at eating healthy. Overcooked eggs, burnt toast, canned corn, rotting produce, and weak coffee. No child dick, but still delicious and filling

8  2019-04-05 by EraseTheMiddleEast1

20 comments

1  SomervilleDan 2019-04-05

I am your father, child

1  segasarnold 2019-04-05

why is he afraid of peanut butter and spinach?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-05

Corn does not have any nutritional value, it just passes right through you undigested, right???

I can understand eating a grilled cob slathered in butter and all kinda good shit, or popcorn, but dumping a bunch of wet shit out of a can and putting it on a plate??? People actually do this???

1  EraseTheMiddleEast1 2019-04-05

The faggot replied to a comment and then instantly banned me. Why is this child such a pussy

1  arealbabycthulhu 2019-04-05

Corn is a useless food. And 5 leaves of spinach is not gonna help much.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-05

His lover is gonna pull his dick out he ass w a bunch of shriveled kernels stuck to it

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-05

I'm reaching for a corn nuts joke, somebody give me a hand over here

1  SamGPHX 2019-04-05

Besides what's on his master's scrotum tomorrow morning?

1  rahtin 2019-04-05

He'll get all the sugar from the corn, don't worry about that.

1  EraseTheMiddleEast1 2019-04-05

PS if you comment on his posts, he'll respond and then block you so you can't read them. Imagine wasting your life raising a son just for him to turn into an overweight pedophile

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-05

Ro didn't have to imagine

1  SamGPHX 2019-04-05

For a kidfucker that whines he's being censored by the social media machine, he sure likes doing it himself.

1  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-04-05

Wow, five leaves of spinach. Watch the weight just melt off.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-05

Who the fuck eats spinach for breakfast? Corn is also insane. This man is not sane.

1  PleaseHelpRae 2019-04-05

He has to eat 800 lbs of it a day in order to support his massive size like the fat fuck Brachiosaurus that he is.

1  Moveinslience 2019-04-05

Why the fuck would anyone post this

1  KPIH 2019-04-05

He's got like 300 calories of peanut butter just on his toast

1  MoeGreenVegas 2019-04-05

More like penis butter.

1  Bebe_Tuki 2019-04-05

Corn and eggs, yeah you’re a fuckin idiot

1  TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-04-05

I always think about how disappointing I was to my father. But then I see this guy posting endlessly on Instagram like a little girl and it makes me feel manlier than Gary Cooper!