See how unfat I am, child? Nice Darth Vader mug, stupid.

7  2019-04-05 by donkeybongers

29 comments

This is just so unimportant.

Why the fuck does anyone think anyone cares what they eat for breakfast? Jesus fucking Christ!

A Darth Vader mug? What is he, 12?

Are you saying he was the child the whole time?

People who post pictures of their meals should be forced to work in an office staffed solely by blacks.

The DMV?

The car wash on the corner where that Shell station used to be?

The barbershop 2 blocks down from where they found that girl's body?

Corn and peanutbutter are healthy, child. I need to work off the beer and brauts...

Of course it's "baby" spinach.

He really is the liberal brother joe

Fuck, I was just thinking to myself this morning I wonder what Fatrick is eating for breakfast then, like magic, here it is!

Nice another breakfast alone, child

He claims to be eating healthy yet you can clearly see the reflection of the McDonalds logo on a plastic soda cup in the top left.

busted

Ooo good eye

Who the fuck eats spinach and corn for breakfast?

What a boring breakfast. He’s boring, stop being so boring

Even his breakfast choice indicates that he thinks Hitler and Stalin didn't go far enough.

The fuck is 'Irish breakfast tea'? Just black tea with milk, i.e. what every fucking person on the British Isles drinks all day?

Two forms of starchy carbs with your breakfast? Youll never lose that weight.......

No... corn is a vegetable, child. Vegetables are healthy, sweetie.

This is such a shit breakfast on two levels. First this isn't a nutritious breakfast, fatty still needs something semi sweet with the peanut butter, and he's eating two slices, that's a sandwich not toast. There's probably loads of sugar in the coffee. Empty carbs. Eat some blueberries and steel cut oatmeal like a real man. Second this can't taste good. If he knew anything about cooking he would've mixed the spinach in with the eggs and maybe other veggies. And who the fuck eats corn for breakfast, to go with peanut butter. Guys is he retarded? Should I feel bad jesus

It's also a prettyvdense breakfast, mostly due to the peanut butter. It's fare for a man who's going to be spending most of his day doing something fairly active, not someone who sits on his ass for a living and is likely going to graze in between his many meals anyway.

Now I see this from a different perspective. This is a fucking faggot PT post. I’ve posted photos what I’ve made for breakfast before and now i see it’s an embarrassment. I PROMISE never to do this again. Admittedly, I’ve been schooled by you. You have my gratitude. I’m being genuine. No shit. ZERO SHIT.

(Wait, let me do it)

“SHUT UP STUPID!”

Oh!!! LOL!! That sounded just like Jimmy!! Didn’t it!!! Whoa!!! Hohoho!!! Oh! My spleen!! Ouch!!! Haha

So we just need to find a fat embarrassing liberal retard who also takes an allowance from a younger sibling, and you'll maybe see the error of your ways on that behavior, too.

You're still a Faggot thought. Work on that next?

Irish breakfast tea? Does he know that the Ireland does not have the climate to grow tea nor have they ever invaded a country that does.

This nigga eats like its A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. Where's the jelly beans and popcorn, fatso?