Joseph Cumia, Catcher for the New York Ranch Hands

30  2019-04-05 by bovinebrain

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Did you know Joe uses his asshole as his catchers mitt?

Could he have gotten tickets even farther from the field?

Security was afraid he'd start grazing if he got too close

'Catching... or pitching?'

Giants and Dodgers still played in New York when Joe was born, old fuck

Why's he so fucking proud about being at a baseball game in outfield seats?

It's constant overcompensating for never having accomplished anything.

He just got traded to the Tuscaloosa Turd Cutters.

Joe looks really proud of his shitty seats.

Revolting flabby, but stick-thin arms.