I’m not fat, child. It just appears that way from all the bratwursts I’m constantly shoveling down my throat.

40  2019-04-05 by Trenchunit

15 comments

You spelled "black cock" wrong.

Ham handed approach to sexual innuendo and actual ham hands

Although the most harmless, I think that that was his ultimate display of delusion. "I only look fat because I excessively eat foods known to make you fat. So I'm not really fat." What the fuck kind of logic even is that.

He even used the word fat and identified himself AS FAT while saying he was wasn’t fat. He’s astonishingly stupid, but so much more. I actually argue that this lie wasn’t his most harmless - I think it is the perfect crystallization of his delusion and arrogance. The lie itself may be harmless but shows how dangerously out of touch with reality he is. He thinks he’s smart enough to put one over on others he sees as less intelligent and bases that false sense of superiority on worthless accomplishments like the publication of pointless, valueless books that satisfy no one, barely sell and will be forgotten before he’s even dead.

It’s the same kind of logic that tells him that he’s not gay because he doesn’t look at a man when he’s fucking him in the ass.

He’s more delusional than Tony “I’ve been called sexy” Two-Shirts. People this ugly shouldn’t be constantly posting pictures of themselves in the first place but every picture of him also looks like he’s thinking “yeah fans, I know I’m insanely handsome and cool; what can you do? 😏”

The stock-AIDS

He's not fat. He just eats large amounts of fattening foods in a state where its miserable to do anything outside for 7 months of the year.

he has the politics of myrna minkoff and the attitude of ignatius reilly lmao

Dennis Miller, ladies and gentlemen! Give him a big round of applause!

im sorry i dont get it

"I deserve it...what? no. not for pedophilia child, I am a colonizer"

Children's colons

I don't like that backwards baseball cap, this guy seems like a real jock bully

Nice sunglasses, stupid

Nice committing to the bit.