I am sure Joe wouldn't care.

Ant is a great babysitter, he has a pool, a movie theatre, karaoke, a comfortable bet.

And a T-Rex

Little known fact, it's actually the prop they used in the popular film Jurassic Park, when came out in 1993

You're forgetting the jacuzzi, Formica table, and gaudy columns.

He really is a cheap Tony Soprano impersonation.

In all seriousness as a father of two daughters, I would beat a mother fucker to death if I caught something like this.

Ok but would you get them to school on time regularly?

As a responsible father and a member of the white race , yes my oldest child has never been late.

Oh come on, have higher standards. Even a chimp could get its child to school on time. What kind of clod would fail in the most basic of parental duties?

Joe would beat the guy off to death

Ages?

I think the appropriate syntax would be Age. Age.

So so so so so so so so so so so so…TEXTING makes you a pedophile?!?!

An actual Bovine quite is “So so so so so SPEECH makes you a racist?!” Whats fuckin tard. Ahhhh, yeah Joe. It deff does.

Didn't have the 'stuff' to produce sons, huh?

Got two sons as well.

Kill it with fire.

;-)

Respond as my daughter, say it sucks that my parents are taking my little brother to his soccer tournament in Albany and he gets to stay in a hotel all weekend while I'm stuck at home super bored.

Nana takes the bait like the large mouth pedo that he is, and when he comes over ambush him. Get him tied up, take him in the trunk of my car to the nearest tranny hooker spot, execute him, drive home and sleep like a baby.

I think OP was looking for specifics.

What a sad, disturbed old pedophile.

What the fuck is wrong with Anthony. Not even using an Oxford comma... What a lowlife degenerate.

his most egregious sin yet

Definition of a Ghoul.

I'd plug the motherfucker with some 30 ought buckshot

What a disgusting sack of shit Anthony is and always was.

Pair a pliers and a blowtorch

Haha. fuckin creep

If you're Jow Cumia you defend the behavior to strangers on the internet.

"Honey that man's brother is 6'1" you better not fuck this up!"

Maybe kiss you...I can't get that line out of my head its so creepy.

milstone around the neck

Seeing this screenshot is always shocking.

I’ve noticed that both Ant and Jim interact with women (well, little girls, In Ant’s case) like nervous teenagers.

Ant sends them these gay little unimpressive text messages, and Jimmy develops these schoolboy crushes that he never has the balls to act on.

Neither of these niggers ever turned 15.

Can you make dinner reservations 4 years out?

Purchase a very sharp object from the hardware store which I definitely would not use to harm the 60 year old man making passes on my 12 year old

An actual Bovine quite is “So so so so so SPEECH makes you a racist?!” Whats fuckin tard. Ahhhh, yeah Joe. It deff does.

Got two sons as well.