What angered me the most was when he tried to draw comparisons between himself and Saint Mel during the Mel Gibson phone call saga. How dare he compare himself to that great man. The Worm kept repeating that he knows exactly what Mel was experiencing because "he's been there". How could there possibly be a parallel? One man asks girls, "Is it as big as your daddy's?" and subsequently has threesomes whereas the other pays transsexuals to defecate on him.
Saint Mel entered a venue and put the hand of a lucky girl on his crotch. He then asked her if it's bigger than her father's. He promptly left the venue with two girls.
He keeps going to AA meetings decades later. All AA is doing is reinforcing his idea that he is an addict. He drank a few michelob ultras as a teen and thinks he is an addict. pathetic.
You know he just wants to hear "Oh wow, good for you" everytime someone brings out a drink or an edible and he says "oh no I cant im a recovering addict." Yuck. He totally understands what heroin addicts and Alcoholics of 10+ years go through. He loves hearing himself give advice.
He actually worried about going to the ER after shoving all the bottles from the minibar up his ass and not being to get them all out after one turns sideways.
Faggot ass š. Heād be completely forgiven if he took an hour to apologize to the destroyer and get fat and funny again. Gregg having to deal with anth and Jim for 15 years? Couldnāt do it. Human garbage the both of them.
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1 PeeSoup3030 2019-04-05
Wear less lipstick you queen
1 etmhpe 2019-04-05
For him it would
1 donkeybongers 2019-04-05
I can't tell if that's a real quote or not. That is how much of a faggot this worm is.
1 witepplberacist 2019-04-05
What angered me the most was when he tried to draw comparisons between himself and Saint Mel during the Mel Gibson phone call saga. How dare he compare himself to that great man. The Worm kept repeating that he knows exactly what Mel was experiencing because "he's been there". How could there possibly be a parallel? One man asks girls, "Is it as big as your daddy's?" and subsequently has threesomes whereas the other pays transsexuals to defecate on him.
1 Nigerboi1446 2019-04-05
God bless mel gibson, praise him!
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-04-05
Is that an actual Mel quote? What a maniac.
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-05
Yeah it was at some film festival, I believe he rubbed the back of her hand on his saintly hog
1 dmix 2019-04-05
It was overheard at a bar, when he went home with two nice young ladies.
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-05
Fuck he's so cool
1 witepplberacist 2019-04-05
Saint Mel entered a venue and put the hand of a lucky girl on his crotch. He then asked her if it's bigger than her father's. He promptly left the venue with two girls.
1 RichardKlamzz 2019-04-05
Goes on a drinking binge at age 18, like every 18 year old, quits before age 19 and is now a recovering addict. Norton is fucking insufferable.
1 lespaul84 2019-04-05
He keeps going to AA meetings decades later. All AA is doing is reinforcing his idea that he is an addict. He drank a few michelob ultras as a teen and thinks he is an addict. pathetic.
1 RichardKlamzz 2019-04-05
You know he just wants to hear "Oh wow, good for you" everytime someone brings out a drink or an edible and he says "oh no I cant im a recovering addict." Yuck. He totally understands what heroin addicts and Alcoholics of 10+ years go through. He loves hearing himself give advice.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-04-05
Too bad there's not an AA for attention and neediness.
(although if there was, Hollywood would probably go out of business)
1 lowend73 2019-04-05
I agree. Keep that shit to yourself.
1 Cawdor 2019-04-05
He probably goes full on gay when he drinks.
If he stays sober then he can pretend to be interested in women without dicks occasionally and therefore straight.
1 SupBrah86 2019-04-05
Probably the best explanation
1 Jean_Luc_Phuktard 2019-04-05
He actually worried about going to the ER after shoving all the bottles from the minibar up his ass and not being to get them all out after one turns sideways.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-04-05
I liked Patriot, too.
1 OandAbaron 2019-04-05
Faggot ass š. Heād be completely forgiven if he took an hour to apologize to the destroyer and get fat and funny again. Gregg having to deal with anth and Jim for 15 years? Couldnāt do it. Human garbage the both of them.
1 takinit2thasheets 2019-04-05
He did not fucking say that.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-05
Leave Oxygen Network executive alone
1 bal0rd 2019-04-05
Sound like Ozzy made him flirtt with death.
1 yuki0d 2019-04-05
Thanks for the laff, i fucking love this sub.
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2019-04-05
Do it faggot
1 Colinfagerty 2019-04-05
Alcohol would only improve this turd.
1 ADZ1LL4 2019-04-05
He looks like a dessicated lesbian.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-05
Jimmy Rollins
1 n1gg33r 2019-04-05
alone naked crying in his apartment.......rubbing the blood of a pizza delivered latino boy on him to the song despicito.
1 Phkna1 2019-04-05
I really want Jim to throw his life away. That would be awesome.
1 LiberalPussy 2019-04-05
We need to get this faggot to start drinking again.
1 lowend73 2019-04-05
A sellout ladies and gentlemen