What Jim sees in the mirror when he puts on his maroon pants.

69  2019-04-04 by pashow84

15 comments

That's just an old trick to obscure blood and poo stains leaking from the ol' poop shoot.

... "Jimmy, Jimmy! 10 Nordic Trannies are approaching, what do we do?" The civilian looked expectantly at the miracle worker.

Beeming with joy, Jimmy commanded, "Civilian.... bring me my maroon pants!"

Is that stylish? Not a big fan of where we are headed

Just average clothing for a mid 20s to 30 year old in any major city.

They all look like they should be friends with Dennis the menace

How so?

It just looks like something an 8 year old in the 50s would wear

How so?

Who wouldn't want to be friends with Dennis the menace? What's your problem, fellow

A twink standing behind him who put on the wrong pair of pants while re-dressing?

A massive faggot dressed in women’s clothes?

I am SO FUCKING TIRED of clothing ads. The other day I wanted to buy a shirt. So I go to www.gap.com, and literally SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT of the models are black twinks.

WHAT THE FUCK

Could someone inform Gap that black guys don't wear Gap? Gap is basically clothing for middle aged white guys. WHY WOULD YOU HIRE BLACK TWINK MODELS?!

If FUBU used white models exclusively, I'd feel the same way.

Calm down Ant

It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!

Wrong sneakers. Jimmy has special ones with orthopedic inserts.