Well I'm waiting for starship repo to drop and was getting ready to preorder when I read the "about the author" section and noticed he referred to a fiance. As the premier wife material authority, I was ready to issue an official status downgrade alert, but I checked my resources and confirmed that she is, in fact, wife material.
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1 rykorotez 2019-04-04
Holy shit how deep down the rabbit hole did you have to go to find this? Brilliant!
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-04
Well I'm waiting for starship repo to drop and was getting ready to preorder when I read the "about the author" section and noticed he referred to a fiance. As the premier wife material authority, I was ready to issue an official status downgrade alert, but I checked my resources and confirmed that she is, in fact, wife material.
1 rykorotez 2019-04-04
Now I need to know when and where they are getting married, and what this sub can do to affect said wedding.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-04
2017 and plenty of gifts remaining to congratulate the happy couple.
1 rykorotez 2019-04-04
It just gets better and better the more you learn about this guy.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-04
You might be a child if..... you have an extensive network of family and friends willing to blow $200 on the happiest day of your life.
1 Obscurella 2019-04-04
let's get 2U as the wedding band
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-04
Literally all 3 of these items have been used in violent crimes thank God no one gifted them
1 SuperToes845 2019-04-04
Keep digging, faggots!
This wish list tells me he wants to carve up and eat small dead children while listening to a kick-ass home sound system.
We are THIS CLOSE to getting him arrested once and for all.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-04-04
How did he not have a decent set of knives and cookware at his age? Fucking bum
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-04
Both Chris and Quadan Kuhn?