I heard you sucked your man down

I’m going down to shoot my load on a ladyboy, and then go mess around with another man...

‘Cuse me while I kiss this guy

Your mothers cunt smells like oranges

Hey Joe, I heard you took a pot and smacked your woman down, now

sprays lighter fluid on guitar with a can that's been jammed up his ass the whole time

Im going down to shoot my old lady, because i found out she wasn't a man

plays guitar with asshole instead of teeth.

.....bandana soaked in child spit so that it runs into his eyes halfway through the show....

“‘Cuse me while I kiss this guy!”

lol i bought one those fucking harmonicas + the thing you put round your neck, i didn't know how to "wear" it and got made fun of by my sister

realised this comment isn't very funny but i got my own back, hope my niece and nephew enjoy being molested,

enjoy raising two faggots, stupid.

never make fun of a man and his harmonica

ok

:'(

If a 6

Turned out to be a 9

Ant does mind

Ant does mind

suckin' on some cock cause i'm gay

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ya I stole that from louis ck

Heeeey Joe. Where you goin with that giant tounge in your mouth fuckin sweet riff

This is fucking fantastic

Cuz I'm shitting here freezing inside your golden shower, tonight's the night we plan on loving your mother

He's known down at apple ranch as "gay hendrix"

congratulations, you are now just as funny as Stav on cum town and can replace him.

‘Cuse me while I kiss this guy