"*opens eyes like an owl* nothing man, i'm genuinely fine, i just fucking, HATE.. when companies blah blah blah *goes on an unfunny rant about some min wage receptionist*"
"kenny i'm fucking STARVING man, where's the interns with MY eggs?"
I wanted to carve his eyes out with a rusty spoon when he spent 30 minutes whining about his gym not selling large smoothies anymore. He even wrote a letter to management go start a family you freak.
yeah it was ridiculous, even if you really were that pissed off, who the fuck wants to hear about it? i hate him, more than joe and fatrick, not as much as sam though
The letter Jim wrote management in it's entirety (he read it on-air):
Dear Some Guy & Some Other Guy,
I wanted to express my frustration at the recent decision to take away your 24 oz vegetable drink option at the juice bar at the location. I understand this will seem like a minor point but it’s decisions like this that drive customers crazy. I am a member of the club. In-between my membership fees, my training sessions and the food, I spend a decent amount of money at your club every month and I feel like you’re just trying to squeeze a few extra dollars out of me and I resent it. There are zero reasons not to give the customer that choice unless you just wanted to raise the prices of your medium drinks. I would like to respectfully request that you reinstate the option for the 24 oz vegetable drink since it still exists for smoothies. I’m a good customer and I’d like to make that choice for myself. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
What a fucking piece of shit. How the hell did a think this guy was some kind of brilliant radio comedy line sniper? I can never trust my own tastes again.
He's a sociopath. They have a tendency to go off on the slightest inconvenience. That's Jimmy to a T. He takes it as a personal affront. What a drama queer.
And his useless photo collection that no one will care about when he dies because the whole thing was a lifelong meaningless narcissistic exercise that just bother a bunch of people who are never left alone.
Jim used to brag about keeping his old hard drives in safety deposit boxes. And he would say (very genuinely) that there was no child porn on them. He just felt he needed to keep them there.
Why not just get an external SSD and archive there, put in fire rated safe at home?
but what do I know, I'm just a regular Joe. I have my container of coffee, my wheat bread sandwich, my boss is on me for this, my wife is up my ass for that, my kids got a hand in one pocket, the government in the other. I go to work, punch a clock and every other Friday have a cold one at the Union bar with the fellas.
man i dont know man, they are muthafucking me man. I dont want to say anything until I know the whole story, and even when I know the whole story i will stay opinion-neutral as to not burn any bridges I may need on my road to more low-level mediocrity.. so yeah, whatever I guess, so trannys huh?
Guys, he has terabytes of hilarious standup bits, show prep material, and chip chipperson cartoons that he needs to keep safe from the public. Enough with the conspiracies already
Don’t forget when he would get rid of phones and hard drives he smash them with a hammer and soak them in water before throwing them away. Totally not a thing a Gary Glitter would do
Don't forget - before soaking the phone in water - he would record a video of the ceiling until the memory filled up before selling or giving it away. Wish I could find the clip of him talking about it.
So does he go every couple of months and take out the hard drive and look through it? Because otherwise, what's the point of even keeping it in storage?
Jim used to brag about keeping his old hard drives in safety deposit boxes. And he would say (very genuinely) that there was no child porn on them. He just felt he needed to keep them there.
55 comments
1 dickfartssssss 2019-04-04
You mother-fucked me you scumbag! You better undo what you did right now or I will talk about this on the radio show that I play third mic too!
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-04
"jimmy's upset, jim. what's the matter?"
"*opens eyes like an owl* nothing man, i'm genuinely fine, i just fucking, HATE.. when companies blah blah blah *goes on an unfunny rant about some min wage receptionist*"
"kenny i'm fucking STARVING man, where's the interns with MY eggs?"
1 tapetape2 2019-04-04
I wanted to carve his eyes out with a rusty spoon when he spent 30 minutes whining about his gym not selling large smoothies anymore. He even wrote a letter to management go start a family you freak.
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-04
yeah it was ridiculous, even if you really were that pissed off, who the fuck wants to hear about it? i hate him, more than joe and fatrick, not as much as sam though
1 BeerCanThick 2019-04-04
Her Majesty wrote a letter about the smoothie cups not being large enough. What a twit.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-04-04
Yet will lose his own shit if someone calls in with a legit complaint about there being too many wrestlers on the show.
1 dmix 2019-04-04
Does he say “the show has passed you by”?
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-04-04
Sam did.
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-04-04
Or shuts down and ignores the fact he stole 60,000 dollars from his fanbase.
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-04-04
God forbid a multimillionaire can't buy a medium and small instead to get his large treat.
1 jppianoguy 2019-04-04
He's a big ol' scotch girl.
1 bovinebrain 2019-04-04
The letter Jim wrote management in it's entirety (he read it on-air):
Dear Some Guy & Some Other Guy,
I wanted to express my frustration at the recent decision to take away your 24 oz vegetable drink option at the juice bar at the location. I understand this will seem like a minor point but it’s decisions like this that drive customers crazy. I am a member of the club. In-between my membership fees, my training sessions and the food, I spend a decent amount of money at your club every month and I feel like you’re just trying to squeeze a few extra dollars out of me and I resent it. There are zero reasons not to give the customer that choice unless you just wanted to raise the prices of your medium drinks. I would like to respectfully request that you reinstate the option for the 24 oz vegetable drink since it still exists for smoothies. I’m a good customer and I’d like to make that choice for myself. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
James Norton
1 tapetape2 2019-04-04
What a psychopath Lmao I forgot it was the small option being removed just buy the bigger one and throw out the rest, Sirius can take the hit.
1 BeerCanThick 2019-04-04
Or just drink more vegetable juice, I mean how many calories can be in that?
1 FuckWheresMyGunFuck 2019-04-04
What a fucking piece of shit. How the hell did a think this guy was some kind of brilliant radio comedy line sniper? I can never trust my own tastes again.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-04
He's a sociopath. They have a tendency to go off on the slightest inconvenience. That's Jimmy to a T. He takes it as a personal affront. What a drama queer.
1 bobbacklund 2019-04-04
Better yet don’t.
1 Nutrig 2019-04-04
"opens eyes like an owl" is one of the best things anyone has ever said about him
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-04
thanks, i'll have a patreon up in the coming week haha, so remember to hit like, subscribe and maybe donate what you can x
1 Nutrig 2019-04-04
Somebody get this guy reddit gold!!
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-04
HA! no need for that!
silver will do
1 FARTCUNT69 2019-04-04
I’d love to see the police escorting Jim out of his apartment, beating him with batons and spraying mace in his face
1 JMueller2012 2019-04-04
That last part put a smile on my face
1 xboxhelpdude1 2019-04-04
Is there alcohol in that mace? Im a recovering alcoholic
1 Bricknody 2019-04-04
I won't let you destroy my sobriety you cretin
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-04-04
No alcohol but it’s filled with salt, and therefore sugar as well.
1 dmix 2019-04-04
Why not call it salt spray then?
1 President_Bud 2019-04-04
He’d probably would want that too, the sick fuck
1 Jungies 2019-04-04
I sincerely hope that one day Jim opens his safe deposit box and there's no hard drive; just a receipt for seized evidence from the NYPD.
1 WalterWhite2012 2019-04-04
He walks out of the safe deposit box room to find the lobby filled with police like in Breaking Bad.
1 Adamg20186 2019-04-04
“Hey.”
“Hey?”
1 ohmycawd 2019-04-04
wouldn't be surprised if the hard-drive is just another lie, like the alcoholism and fetishes, that he told to sound edgy.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-04-04
IIt's not a lie, it's worse. It's a backup of his best tranny material.
1 dmix 2019-04-04
And his useless photo collection that no one will care about when he dies because the whole thing was a lifelong meaningless narcissistic exercise that just bother a bunch of people who are never left alone.
1 jppianoguy 2019-04-04
It's useless because he can't color-code them.
1 gosmurfyourself00 2019-04-04
I'm going to need some context here.....
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-04-04
Jim used to brag about keeping his old hard drives in safety deposit boxes. And he would say (very genuinely) that there was no child porn on them. He just felt he needed to keep them there.
1 lispychicken 2019-04-04
Why not just get an external SSD and archive there, put in fire rated safe at home?
but what do I know, I'm just a regular Joe. I have my container of coffee, my wheat bread sandwich, my boss is on me for this, my wife is up my ass for that, my kids got a hand in one pocket, the government in the other. I go to work, punch a clock and every other Friday have a cold one at the Union bar with the fellas.
1 baconhalo 2019-04-04
I don’t know, can you get SSD equipment into the city?
1 lispychicken 2019-04-04
man i dont know man, they are muthafucking me man. I dont want to say anything until I know the whole story, and even when I know the whole story i will stay opinion-neutral as to not burn any bridges I may need on my road to more low-level mediocrity.. so yeah, whatever I guess, so trannys huh?
1 dmix 2019-04-04
Real salt of the earth type of guy
1 lispychicken 2019-04-04
his mother, a saint on ert! god bless her.
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-04
I love regular joe.
1 gosmurfyourself00 2019-04-04
Thanks... I had forgotten he talked about those...
1 Captain_Howdyy 2019-04-04
Guys, he has terabytes of hilarious standup bits, show prep material, and chip chipperson cartoons that he needs to keep safe from the public. Enough with the conspiracies already
1 comeflywme 2019-04-04
Don’t forget when he would get rid of phones and hard drives he smash them with a hammer and soak them in water before throwing them away. Totally not a thing a Gary Glitter would do
1 ArkadyZotov 2019-04-04
Even non-pedos should do that. I used to buy discarded phones and harvest the information.
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-04-04
Ok Boris from Goldeneye.
1 smallDick-Mailman 2019-04-04
Guy is a real slughead
1 Chaddox710 2019-04-04
Jims password hint: i sit on it, but i cant take it with me..
1 dmix 2019-04-04
That’s not even a good way to delete your data. He probably just broke the screen and some useless cards but left the flash drive recoverable.
He’s a strange fella
1 mudd_puddle 2019-04-04
Don't forget - before soaking the phone in water - he would record a video of the ceiling until the memory filled up before selling or giving it away. Wish I could find the clip of him talking about it.
1 baconhalo 2019-04-04
With the amount of faggy selfies this old queen takes, I bet he has terabytes of videos of himself with the girly male prostitutes he likes.
1 PillCosbyz 2019-04-04
WHat a fucking stupid faggot. He’s essentially admitting he downloads child porn right?
1 CoolerKing37 2019-04-04
So does he go every couple of months and take out the hard drive and look through it? Because otherwise, what's the point of even keeping it in storage?
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-04-04
Jim used to brag about keeping his old hard drives in safety deposit boxes. And he would say (very genuinely) that there was no child porn on them. He just felt he needed to keep them there.