Ruizing. I was first so I'm ruizing now

God damn it 😥

He is by no means in shape, but he is less fat than I thought he was

He should be so much fatter considering his diet

He pukes it out, u can tell by his rotting teeth.

His tits and gut are visible through his XL shirt

It falls flat when you're trying to be ironic rather than just being ironic.

He's an adult dressing and eating like a retard. No effort required.

I wish he’d accessorize with lit sticks of dynamite

Brutal

Nice Mario Batali Crocs, stupid.

Bobo going to the gym, eating better?

Nice cat fanny pack, fat tits

If he was robbed of his wacky clothes then he would be robbed of his entire personality.

Fucking try hard.

His face makes me violently angry and then i see his clothes.

What's up with his pinky fingers?

He’s trying to look ironically fancy.

that's his new bit.

Thats not new

The juxtaposition of his contrived, socially maladaptive and unacceptable manner of dress with his lifting of his pinky finger, which is generally understood to be a sign of class and status, is ironic and therefore funny. It is the kind of thing that someone who is otherworldy uninteresting would do in an attempt to deceive people into thinking they aren't a boring, ugly, goblin looking island-beaner.

He wore pajamas to a fucking bar? Here I am feeling like a putz for walking out to my mailbox.

But the pants have cats on them. CATS! And the shirt also has cats on it. And guess what's on the fanny pack. What a card this man is.

He's a Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

a little light in the loafers

I hate his “whattya want from ME!” smile in every picture. He’s such a scad! 🙄

Cat shirt, cat pants, cat fanny pack, and a NY Yankees cap because their fans are pussies.

yeaa THE CUBAN! Go mix it up with the single cougars out there! YOU GO CARL!

I thought this was Bobo

His hands aren’t clenched in fists. First and easy hint that you are not dealing with Bobo.

I know it’s tough telling the difference between the two as both have dead eyes, dopey faces, and dress like children.

He dresses and eats like his brain was denied oxygen as a child. How he gets any respect in the cooking community-or any community for that matter-is beyond me.

This is just sad.

Jackson Galaxy looks like shit.

this place should've kicked him out over dress code violation.. he's wearing fucking crocs too

I honestly don't think I've ever seen this clown not wearing a faggoty "look at me!" type of shirt

Somebody wants attention

People on here used to support this self proclaimed "alpha", I don't know how or why things have turned but I'm glad. I can't stand this Jim Henson created looking fuck.

Personality Vampire

Imagine the outfits he would be wearing if Opster didn't tell him to turn down the 6 figure radio gig that was offered to him.

Both pinkies are sticking out

men engaging in cat humor almost always comes off as really feminine and weak.

I think they are trying to appeal to women, and women may like it but aren't attracted to it.

How old are you fucking idiot..

Pussy magnet

Nigga is a walking meme and dildo.

His lips are enraging

Anyone that prefers cats over dogs can die of AIDS if they still consider themselves a man. Cats fucking suck ass. Having an animal that routinely shits in your house is enraging when you visit someones house and get that kitty litter smell right in your olefactory's.

It appears that he’s doing everything in his power to distract from his face...maybe if he carried an electronic billboard of Kelsey Cook’s undulating tits but his Fidel Castro as Groucho Marx mug would still catch your eye first.

Nice tits

That is exactly how I picture him just walking around town